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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name 
I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not 
And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival. "
But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised |
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over a year ago
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"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists 
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams. "
I just dont know what to think anymore |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name
I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not
And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.
But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised "
No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams.
I just dont know what to think anymore "
Suck it up buttercup.  |
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By *im2203Couple
over a year ago
colchester |
"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams. "
You are. We didn't get our bacon and egg sandwich the other week lol x |
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"I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer 
Mrs TMN x
Sounds like a plan. Do you have your lingerie on? "
But of course! Freshly shaved, smelling good... Oh wait. Morning breath and well overdue a trim...
I am naked though, does that count as poised? |
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What do you mean you're not poised and ready for action 
Well...my hair needs washing, I'm sat in my dressing gown...it's not a good look.
I need to go shopping, so I'm headed to the shower so that I don't scare the locals at the shops. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today? "
I'm poised to get out of my pjs, not for anything else  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name
I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not
And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.
But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised
No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely? "
Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today? "
Wait, you’re not sitting waiting for me to drop into your inbox unannounced with an unflattering image of my cock?
Fuck sake, there goes my Sunday funday
I am so tired today, I don’t have the motivation to even make my coffee |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams.
You are. We didn't get our bacon and egg sandwich the other week lol x "
I was definately poised ready not to make them though. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer
Mrs TMN x
Sounds like a plan. Do you have your lingerie on?
But of course! Freshly shaved, smelling good... Oh wait. Morning breath and well overdue a trim...
I am naked though, does that count as poised? "
Absolutely. Top marks.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams.
I just dont know what to think anymore
Suck it up buttercup. "
Send nudes |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"What do you mean you're not poised and ready for action
Well...my hair needs washing, I'm sat in my dressing gown...it's not a good look.
I need to go shopping, so I'm headed to the shower so that I don't scare the locals at the shops."
Can you get me a packet of smoky bacon crisps please. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Wait What!
I thought all the women on here where dressed in lingerie and sat around waiting for a man, any man, that should decide she was the one
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We are really. I'm just playing hard to get. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today?
I'm poised to get out of my pjs, not for anything else "
But what will the men folk think when they find out? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name
I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not
And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.
But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised
No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely?
Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness? "
I'm so hot for you right now. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams.
I just dont know what to think anymore
Suck it up buttercup.
Send nudes "
I have run out of nakedness. |
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"I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer
Mrs TMN x
Sounds like a plan. Do you have your lingerie on?
But of course! Freshly shaved, smelling good... Oh wait. Morning breath and well overdue a trim...
I am naked though, does that count as poised?
Absolutely. Top marks. "
Yay! 10\10 for us. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today?
Wait, you’re not sitting waiting for me to drop into your inbox unannounced with an unflattering image of my cock?
Fuck sake, there goes my Sunday funday
I am so tired today, I don’t have the motivation to even make my coffee "
I sat all day yesterday waiting. I have RSI now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams.
I just dont know what to think anymore
Suck it up buttercup.
Send nudes
I have run out of nakedness. "
Worth a try |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists
Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.
I'm a shatterer of dreams.
I just dont know what to think anymore
Suck it up buttercup.
Send nudes
I have run out of nakedness.
Worth a try"
Yeah. Apparently you've gotta love a chancer. It's in the Fab small print. |
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"What do you mean you're not poised and ready for action
Well...my hair needs washing, I'm sat in my dressing gown...it's not a good look.
I need to go shopping, so I'm headed to the shower so that I don't scare the locals at the shops.
Can you get me a packet of smoky bacon crisps please. "
Yes, I'll pick up a bar if chocolate too |
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"Brushing my hair has revealed that I really need to wash it. I'm poised to wash my hair.
I have given up with my hair. "
My hair care is basically making sure it doesn't become unmanageable or completely disgusting |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Brushing my hair has revealed that I really need to wash it. I'm poised to wash my hair.
I have given up with my hair.
My hair care is basically making sure it doesn't become unmanageable or completely disgusting "
You could just wear a hat. |
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"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
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Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image?"
It's the egg stain isn't it? |
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"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image?
It's the egg stain isn't it? "
It’s the detail. And the honesty, haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Layed in bed with a coffee so I guess I'm poised to get up... at some point.
Don't do it. It's over rated. "
And that's all the motivation I need to roll over and take a well earned nap |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Planted some seeds this morning. Now I'm poised to sit and watch them grow....
I hope "
Ooh I brought seeds for my window box yesterday but I have been so busy with dic pics, I haven't had time to plant them yet. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image?
It's the egg stain isn't it?
It’s the detail. And the honesty, haha x"
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Layed in bed with a coffee so I guess I'm poised to get up... at some point.
Don't do it. It's over rated.
And that's all the motivation I need to roll over and take a well earned nap "
And you are most welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Planted some seeds this morning. Now I'm poised to sit and watch them grow....
I hope
Ooh I brought seeds for my window box yesterday but I have been so busy with dic pics, I haven't had time to plant them yet. "
Have you been taking dick pics again? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name
I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not
And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.
But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised
No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely?
Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness?
I'm so hot for you right now. "
I just dribbled down my t-shirt at the thought...definitely wasn't poised for that |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Planted some seeds this morning. Now I'm poised to sit and watch them grow....
I hope
Ooh I brought seeds for my window box yesterday but I have been so busy with dic pics, I haven't had time to plant them yet.
Have you been taking dick pics again? "
Yeah. Sorry. It's just so hard to stop. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name
I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not
And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.
But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised
No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely?
Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness?
I'm so hot for you right now.
I just dribbled down my t-shirt at the thought...definitely wasn't poised for that "
Drool!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.
When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.
So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today? "
Stretching my jeans as they I’ve just washed em .wish me luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not poised to do anything beyond sitting around in Star Wars pyjamas, eating snacks and watching telly. Not even putting on make-up today (though I have showered). |
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