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Sparkles v DanDogx The Fight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here it is, what you've all been waiting for, Fabs first Boxing/Wrestling match here live at the lounge!

For one night only, I , Sparkles and DanDog will go head to head to see who can take victory!

Grab a drink and find your seats folks, Fight starts at 9:30pm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Front row centre please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Front row centre please

Seats are first come first serve, take your pick and welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go Sparkles

Yep. Sparkle power

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go Sparkles

Thank you lovely!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just need to find my stripy top

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

I'm reserving my seat at the front.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Curvyguy is doing it with you, you'll be fine, Dan won't be though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hang on a minute.

we didn't have a weight in.

I need to know how much the lady weighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just need to find my stripy top

Hurry up!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Oh and #teamsparkles

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I just need to find my stripy top

We could do it topless?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go Sparkles

Yep. Sparkle power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"hang on a minute.

we didn't have a weight in.

I need to know how much the lady weighs

Weigh in was done off camera

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hang on a minute.

we didn't have a weight in.

I need to know how much the lady weighs

Hahahaha!!!! Is fat a weight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol "

Only kidding. I’ll be topless and paint stripes on me instead

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol "

Nah, apparently we're doing it together - I'd forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and #teamsparkles"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol "

You're doing it together, we thought you might appreciate the help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol

You're doing it together, we thought you might appreciate the help"

I think I’m going to need to trying to keep you two to the rules.

Kinky, we got this

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Woooop woooop

Kick his bad dog butt Sparkles!

Show him he's bitten off more than he can chew

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol

You're doing it together, we thought you might appreciate the help

I think I’m going to need to trying to keep you two to the rules.

Kinky, we got this

We have faith in you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woooop woooop

Kick his bad dog butt Sparkles!

Show him he's bitten off more than he can chew

Hell yeah!!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

You're going down Dog like the little mutt you really are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol

You're doing it together, we thought you might appreciate the help

I think I’m going to need to trying to keep you two to the rules.

Kinky, we got this

We will have our hands full with these two. Did you find the stripy shirt or are we doing it topless?!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

#sparklesrule #dogs drool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol

You're doing it together, we thought you might appreciate the help

I think I’m going to need to trying to keep you two to the rules.

Kinky, we got this

We will have our hands full with these two. Did you find the stripy shirt or are we doing it topless?!

I think topless with body paint stripes

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"#sparklesrule #dogs drool"

#dogsdrool*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol

You're doing it together, we thought you might appreciate the help

I think I’m going to need to trying to keep you two to the rules.

Kinky, we got this

We will have our hands full with these two. Did you find the stripy shirt or are we doing it topless?!

I think topless with body paint stripes

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fight fight fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"#sparklesrule #dogs drool"

Love this!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're going down Dog like the little mutt you really are

You’ve gone and scared him off haven’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently I'm ref. Fuck knows how I'll keep this feisty pair in check

Looks like I’ve been replaced. Ah well, I shall sit at a front table and get stinking d*unk lol

You're doing it together, we thought you might appreciate the help

I think I’m going to need to trying to keep you two to the rules.

Kinky, we got this

We will have our hands full with these two. Did you find the stripy shirt or are we doing it topless?!

I think topless with body paint stripes

Done

We are doing it in lace french knickers and bras! Think I've already won that one haha!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Dan, where are you? Anyone from his corner seen him??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dan, where are you? Anyone from his corner seen him??

Better not have done a runner, there is a fight to........ well........ fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dan, where are you? Anyone from his corner seen him??

I've spoken to him, he's just taking care of some midgets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen.......

Please take your seats, tonight’s main event starts in 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies and gentlemen.......

Please take your seats, tonight’s main event starts in 10 minutes "

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Sparkle rules...Dogs drool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m recording it, will watch it in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)"

Predictable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

(Whispers out of corner of mouth) Fuck sake what did you expect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles? "

Side of a bullet, Nickelback

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright fight fans, the countdown has begun.

Only 5 minutes until the fab fight to end all fab fights.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles?

Side of a bullet, Nickelback"

(From behind curtain) Fuckin Nickleback?!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sneaks in last minute.

COME ON SPARKLES

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles?

Side of a bullet, Nickelback

(From behind curtain) Fuckin Nickleback?!"

Oooo you are going down for that comment alone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sparkles...I have got your gum shield and water here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneaks in last minute.

COME ON SPARKLES

Yay! You made it!

Take your space in the VIP area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on him Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright fight fans, the countdown has begun.

Only 5 minutes until the fab fight to end all fab fights.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!"

DanDogx steps out onto the stairs wearing a silk kimono, a dracula cape and a huge purple tophat covered in sequins...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sparkles...I have got your gum shield and water here. "

Thank you my darling, do I look okay? can you sort my bra strap out?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sneaks in last minute.

COME ON SPARKLES

Yay! You made it!

Take your space in the VIP area"

I'll have the champers on ice for when you win. Xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In just made it xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

One minute to go folks, please take your seats!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles?

Side of a bullet, Nickelback

(From behind curtain) Fuckin Nickleback?!

Oooo you are going down for that comment alone! "

Yeh but Nickleback though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles?

Side of a bullet, Nickelback

(From behind curtain) Fuckin Nickleback?!

Oooo you are going down for that comment alone!

Yeh but Nickleback though...

Fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneaks in last minute.

COME ON SPARKLES

Yay! You made it!

Take your space in the VIP area

I'll have the champers on ice for when you win. Xxxxxx"

I thought you were washing your hair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneaks in last minute.

COME ON SPARKLES

Yay! You made it!

Take your space in the VIP area

I'll have the champers on ice for when you win. Xxxxxx"

I love you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

LETS PLAY ....... oops. Wrong sport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles?

Side of a bullet, Nickelback

(From behind curtain) Fuckin Nickleback?!

Oooo you are going down for that comment alone!

Yeh but Nickleback though...

Fuck you! "

Ohh tetchy...

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

Behind you waving a welsh flag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(THE MUSIC FROM ROCKY STARTS PLAYING ON THE TANNOY SYSTEM...)

Predictable

What's your entry music, Sparkles?

Side of a bullet, Nickelback

(From behind curtain) Fuckin Nickleback?!

Oooo you are going down for that comment alone!

Yeh but Nickleback though...

Fuck you!

Ohh tetchy...

Nah!!! Your still going down

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sneaks in last minute.

COME ON SPARKLES

Yay! You made it!

Take your space in the VIP area

I'll have the champers on ice for when you win. Xxxxxx

I love you xxx"

I love you too. Now kick his ass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Live from The Lounge, Fabs premier boxing and wrestling event arena, curvy promotions are proud to bring to you,

The one you’ve all been waiting for

The rumble and a fumble!!!!!!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

*throws tomatoes at the canine one*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DanDogx leaps with the coiled strength and agility of a untamed jungle cat over the ropes, catches his foot on the top rope and lands in a heap on the canvas...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Live from The Lounge, Fabs premier boxing and wrestling event arena, curvy promotions are proud to bring to you,

The one you’ve all been waiting for

The rumble and a fumble!!!!!!"

What he said - the whistle has been blown, the lights are down and the gloves are off, probably

GOOOOOO!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"*throws tomatoes at the canine one*"

Tinned ones I hope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the blue corner.....

From the south east of the UK

Our first fighter,

You try to pop her bubble, and she will pop your nose.....

Ladies and gentlemen......

I give you.......

SPAAAAAAARRRRKLLLLLLLLLLES!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sparkles laughs her head off and is stuck to the spot

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In the blue corner.....

From the south east of the UK

Our first fighter,

You try to pop her bubble, and she will pop your nose.....

Ladies and gentlemen......

I give you.......

SPAAAAAAARRRRKLLLLLLLLLLES!!!!!!!"

Wooo Wooo woohoo

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sparkles, sparkles, sparkles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*throws tomatoes at the canine one*

Tinned ones I hope.

Chunky ones...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the blue corner.....

From the south east of the UK

Our first fighter,

You try to pop her bubble, and she will pop your nose.....

Ladies and gentlemen......

I give you.......

SPAAAAAAARRRRKLLLLLLLLLLES!!!!!!!"

*Holds hands in the air and manages to out one foot in front of the other*

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

*jumps up and down and flashes tits for sparkles*

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"*throws tomatoes at the canine one*

Tinned ones I hope.

Chunky ones...

Catering pack then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sparkles laughs her head off and is stuck to the spot"

Sparkles head rolls out of the ring...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And in the red corner........

From the greenest valleys.......

Curvy promotions gives you......

DAN THE MIDGET DEALING DOG!!!!!!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Boooooo booooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And in the red corner........

From the greenest valleys.......

Curvy promotions gives you......

DAN THE MIDGET DEALING DOG!!!!!!"

Psst, wanna buy a midget?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sparkles laughs her head off and is stuck to the spot

Sparkles head rolls out of the ring..."

Not quite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boooooo booooooo"

Shut it you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok fighters,

I want a good filthy fight.

Keep everything inside the ring (oooh matron)

And remember, social distancing.

LETS GET IT ON!

DING DING

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

booooooo

I want my money back

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"booooooo

I want my money back"

No refunds folks, please read the small print on the back of the ticket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok fighters,

I want a good filthy fight.

Keep everything inside the ring (oooh matron)

And remember, social distancing.

LETS GET IT ON!

DING DING"

Social distanceing be fucked! (Gets Spangles in headlock straight away)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sparkles take the first hit swinging straight for Dan

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Boooooo booooooo

Shut it you!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY - A VIP ONE)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sparkles cha cha cha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"booooooo

I want my money back"

Fuckin hell we've only just started bud

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Shouts “go Dan Dog!!!!” then sits down quietly after being starred at by the rest of the audience

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok fighters,

I want a good filthy fight.

Keep everything inside the ring (oooh matron)

And remember, social distancing.

LETS GET IT ON!

DING DING

Social distanceing be fucked! (Gets Spangles in headlock straight away)"

Wriggles out if headlock by biting Dan's arm hard!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Oi, Dan, no eye GOUGING

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"booooooo

I want my money back"

Give us a break

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smashes Dan straight in the nose when he's not looking

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Shouts “go Dan Dog!!!!” then sits down quietly after being starred at by the rest of the audience

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oi, Dan, no eye GOUGING

jap's eye gouging is allowed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go Dantheunderdog xx

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Shouts “go Dan Dog!!!!” then sits down quietly after being starred at by the rest of the audience

Someone had to support the underdog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok fighters,

I want a good filthy fight.

Keep everything inside the ring (oooh matron)

And remember, social distancing.

LETS GET IT ON!

DING DING

Social distanceing be fucked! (Gets Spangles in headlock straight away)

Wriggles out if headlock by biting Dan's arm hard! "

Ow you fucking minx!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smashes Dan straight in the nose when he's not looking"

Was that a fly landing on me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok fighters,

I want a good filthy fight.

Keep everything inside the ring (oooh matron)

And remember, social distancing.

LETS GET IT ON!

DING DING

Social distanceing be fucked! (Gets Spangles in headlock straight away)

Wriggles out if headlock by biting Dan's arm hard!

Ow you fucking minx!"

Ref rules......

Legal

Carry on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go Dantheunderdog xx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouts “go Dan Dog!!!!” then sits down quietly after being starred at by the rest of the audience

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Go Dantheunderdog xx

Put your dick away, Dan, cheat fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Smashes Dan straight in the nose when he's not looking

Was that a fly landing on me?"

Roundhouse kick and takes Dan's legs out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi, Dan, no eye GOUGING

jap's eye gouging is allowed.

Im going to jump out of the ring if you dont watch it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go Dantheunderdog xx

Put your dick away, Dan, cheat fair

Can I bite that?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Quick sparkles (whilst he's distracted by his 2 supporters.

Kick him in the bollocks.

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

Go Dan Go Dan Shakes my Pom Poms !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Go Dantheunderdog xx

Put your dick away, Dan, cheat fair

Can I bite that? "

Negative, no genital injuries allowed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Oi, Dan, no eye GOUGING

jap's eye gouging is allowed.

Im going to jump out of the ring if you dont watch it..."

Leaving the ring would result in forfeit, refs rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go Dantheunderdog xx

Put your dick away, Dan, cheat fair

Can I bite that?

Negative, no genital injuries allowed

Ahh bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smashes Dan straight in the nose when he's not looking

Was that a fly landing on me?

Roundhouse kick and takes Dan's legs out"

Lands flat on back with a crash. Leaps back up like FUCKING BRUCE LEE(but with a much bigger cock obvs)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dan, you’re going to go down like Vanessa Feltz on a seesaw.

Sorry kid

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Come on Sparkles...he's weak, hes just a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I bite that?

Not this early, maybe later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Smashes Dan straight in the nose when he's not looking

Was that a fly landing on me?

Roundhouse kick and takes Dan's legs out

Lands flat on back with a crash. Leaps back up like FUCKING BRUCE LEE(but with a much bigger cock obvs)"

Come on then *she says while getting ready to bounce of the ropes*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go Dan Go Dan Shakes my Pom Poms !

And what a pair of pom poms they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go Dan Go Dan Shakes my Pom Poms !

And what a pair of pom poms they are

Lands on Dan's head while he's staring at tits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smashes Dan straight in the nose when he's not looking

Was that a fly landing on me?

Roundhouse kick and takes Dan's legs out

Lands flat on back with a crash. Leaps back up like FUCKING BRUCE LEE(but with a much bigger cock obvs)

Come on then *she says while getting ready to bounce of the ropes*"

Bounce away kitty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go Dan Go Dan Shakes my Pom Poms !

And what a pair of pom poms they are

Lands on Dan's head while he's staring at tits! "

Agh fuck she got me there!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Go Dan Go Dan Shakes my Pom Poms !

And what a pair of pom poms they are

Don’t get distracted, you are about to get washing lined ( if that’s even a phrase)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go Dan Go Dan Shakes my Pom Poms !

And what a pair of pom poms they are

Lands on Dan's head while he's staring at tits!

Agh fuck she got me there!"

Ref! Start counting!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Points on the board for SPARKLES!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Points on the board for SPARKLES!!!!!!

Woohooooo!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha. Go Sparkles. Solidarity of ovaries and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*jumps back up and runs at Dan while his back is turned*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha. Go Sparkles. Solidarity of ovaries and all that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DogDogx wriggles free, gets sparkles in a reverse arm lock and drags her up against the ropes "how do you like that then kitty?" He growls in her ear...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Points on the board for SPARKLES!!!!!!

Woohooooo!!!!!!!! "

That's my girl.

(more champers please waitress)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"DogDogx wriggles free, gets sparkles in a reverse arm lock and drags her up against the ropes "how do you like that then kitty?" He growls in her ear..."

Owwwww!!!!!! You bastard!

Kicks out and just catches the inside of his leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*jumps back up and runs at Dan while his back is turned* "

Pulls Sparkles hair...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"DogDogx wriggles free, gets sparkles in a reverse arm lock and drags her up against the ropes "how do you like that then kitty?" He growls in her ear..."

Can Sparkles wriggle free?

3, 2, 1.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I bite!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

GGGGGOOOOOOOOOO Underdog give it to her wuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope im not too late "come on Sparkles007

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DogDogx wriggles free, gets sparkles in a reverse arm lock and drags her up against the ropes "how do you like that then kitty?" He growls in her ear...

Owwwww!!!!!! You bastard!

Kicks out and just catches the inside of his leg"

DanDogx starts feeling a tingle in his french knickers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"DogDogx wriggles free, gets sparkles in a reverse arm lock and drags her up against the ropes "how do you like that then kitty?" He growls in her ear...

Can Sparkles wriggle free?

3, 2, 1......."

Sparkles bit Dan's everywhere! Kicked her legs and just manages to escape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*jumps back up and runs at Dan while his back is turned*

Pulls Sparkles hair..."

Ok ok ok, back up you. Only hair pulling allowed is from behind, you know the rules

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hope im not too late "come on Sparkles007

Please young lady - join me in the VIP area.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope im not too late "come on Sparkles007

Go see Chunky, he has space in the VIP area for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*jumps back up and runs at Dan while his back is turned*

Pulls Sparkles hair...

Ok ok ok, back up you. Only hair pulling allowed is from behind, you know the rules "

I am behind, I've wrestled Sparkles up against the ropes ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 18/04/20 22:02:02]

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!"

Good man, I mean - Well done sparkles, well done. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!"

Yes!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!"

That's bullshit! I had her, I FUCKIN HAD HER! (You're just biased because you fancy her)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Water break please ref!

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By *r_Jake70Man over a year ago

London

I’d throw the towel I now Dan. You’ll only embarrass yourself.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!

That's bullshit! I had her, I FUCKIN HAD HER! (You're just biased because you fancy her)"

Any more abuse of the ref, and your forfeit a point, pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fighters back to your corners.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d throw the towel I now Dan. You’ll only embarrass yourself. "

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!

That's bullshit! I had her, I FUCKIN HAD HER! (You're just biased because you fancy her)"

Actually, the ref told me he fancied you....... But not for the fight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!

That's bullshit! I had her, I FUCKIN HAD HER! (You're just biased because you fancy her)

Actually, the ref told me he fancied you....... But not for the fight.

Shush chunky, that was going to be his forfeit for when he loses. Giving me a lap dance in those lacy frenchies he has on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this is mma 5 minute rounds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d throw the towel I now Dan. You’ll only embarrass yourself. "

You've just embarrassed yourself bud... your flies are undone look

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Who's the lovely lady with the 'round 2' board in her hands??

Can she come to the VIP area after. I'll only need 3 minutes with her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies and gentleman,

Our video ref ringside has a comment........

Yes........

Uh huh........

Well, it would appear that Dan scored a point also just before time was called on that round.

So going into the second round the scores are tied at 1 - 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!

That's bullshit! I had her, I FUCKIN HAD HER! (You're just biased because you fancy her)

Actually, the ref told me he fancied you....... But not for the fight.

Shush chunky, that was going to be his forfeit for when he loses. Giving me a lap dance in those lacy frenchies he has on "

There'd better be something worthwhile behind that guitar then...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"this is mma 5 minute rounds "

5 Fab minutes isn't the same as the real world, pal

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"DING DING DING

TIME FIGHTERS.

First round goes to.......

SPARKLES!!!!!

That's bullshit! I had her, I FUCKIN HAD HER! (You're just biased because you fancy her)

Actually, the ref told me he fancied you....... But not for the fight.

Shush chunky, that was going to be his forfeit for when he loses. Giving me a lap dance in those lacy frenchies he has on "

That's not a forfeit to him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Walks around with round 2 board, winking at chunky)

Seconds out, round 2.....

FIGHT!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

People of all gender identities, please take your seats, get your popcorn and drinkies, ready for Round 2 to start......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this is mma 5 minute rounds "

Its a fab fight. Its a bit more elastic than that...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this is mma 5 minute rounds

Its a fab fight. Its a bit more elastic than that..."

We have fab straight, fab single, and now fab five minutes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Round 2 has started - FIGHT!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this is mma 5 minute rounds

Its a fab fight. Its a bit more elastic than that...

We have fab straight, fab single, and now fab five minutes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

We've moved to the round 2 thread, folks, just next door.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"People of all gender identities, please take your seats, get your popcorn and drinkies, ready for Round 2 to start...... "

Goddam it!!! I’ve not got me little tub of ice cream yet with the wooden spoon

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

"Round 2 has started - FIGHT!!!!!! "

Come on DanDogx

Shaking these Pom poms hurts

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