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"Because I'm new and it's a fantastic way to help me break the ice, love to get to know all the brilliant folk, plus I don't mind bringing toffee apples "...and you have a lovely arse. You're in! | |||
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"Because I’ve got a cpl of bottles of plonk "You're in! | |||
"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub? "I'll bring alcohol and nibbles | |||
"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub? "I have Moët and chocolate  | |||
"Because I’ve got a cpl of bottles of plonk
You're in!"I do like yr floating boobs, fancy a glass | |||
"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub?
I'll bring alcohol and nibbles "I like your nibbles..in | |||
"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub? I have Moët and chocolate "Is it good chocolate? | |||
"Because I’ve got a cpl of bottles of plonk
You're in!
I do like yr floating boobs, fancy a glass "Go on then.. | |||
"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub? I have Moët and chocolate
Is it good chocolate?"cadburys or Lindt | |||
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"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub? I have Moët and chocolate
Is it good chocolate? cadburys or Lindt "Lindt | |||
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"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub? "Oh, I am glad it's not just me that watches them float lol | |||
"Cheers .. clink clink ... "Lovely jubblies! | |||
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"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub?
Oh, I am glad it's not just me that watches them float lol"I'll watch yours! In | |||
"Ummm, we can bring fizz and my boobs float too "Hell yes! | |||
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"Can I jump in I’ll put on my white speedos "And I will take them off again!  | |||
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"I have gin "It's a no-brainer! | |||
"And to answer- because I am naughty in hottubs!!" My kind of woman..  | |||
"And to answer- because I am naughty in hottubs!!" Is that ur hand in my leg? | |||
"Can I jump in I’ll put on my white speedos "No swimwear allowed; this is a naked hot tub. | |||
"Can I jump in I’ll put on my white speedos
And I will take them off again! "Naughty naughty  | |||
"Because I love a hot tub, but so won’t be wearing Speedos "Good man | |||
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"Can I jump in I’ll put on my white speedos
No swimwear allowed; this is a naked hot tub."That’s just for me to stay warm on the way to the Hot tub  | |||
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"I think someone just pinched my bum" | |||
"Can I jump in I’ll put on my white speedos
No swimwear allowed; this is a naked hot tub.
That’s just for me to stay warm on the way to the Hot tub "Chicken  | |||
"Because I could give you a shoulder and neck massage too " Oh my...I'm having you.. | |||
"Can I jump in I’ll put on my white speedos
No swimwear allowed; this is a naked hot tub.
That’s just for me to stay warm on the way to the Hot tub
Chicken "Got to protect the care package  | |||
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"Because I love kissing women and playing with floating boobies in hottub parties , very erotic. Id be great fun "I'm absolutely having you.. | |||
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"Can I bring my vibrating rubber ducky" Does it go underwater? | |||
"Because I love kissing women and playing with floating boobies in hottub parties , very erotic. Id be great fun
I'm absolutely having you.. "Yippee, im very excited. Hottubs just really turn me on. I can see all the floating boobies right now | |||
"I think someone just pinched my bum" | |||
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"Because I love kissing women and playing with floating boobies in hottub parties , very erotic. Id be great fun
I'm absolutely having you.. "No problem I would gladly do that for you | |||
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"Because I love kissing women and playing with floating boobies in hottub parties , very erotic. Id be great fun
I'm absolutely having you..
Yippee, im very excited. Hottubs just really turn me on. I can see all the floating boobies right now "Wet bodies sliding around.. | |||
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"Who keeps pinching my bum, that's two now "I absolutely would never ever do that. | |||
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"Because I keep my hands (and legs) to myself, I don't stare and I'm a surprisingly good conversationalist if you can get me to open up." In | |||
"I’m not sure I wanna get in Lisa .... bodily fluid and all that but I’m happy to collect and handout fluffy towels " You can be chief towel fluffer | |||
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"Cause I’ve only got little boobs, so won’t take up too much room, xx" Sit on my lap then.. | |||
"I've got cake and a six pack of beef Monster Munch "Bring pickled onion flavour as well, and you're in | |||
"For my willy "Make room for Mr Mystique! | |||
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"I'm a plumber and would come in handy in the event of a leak "Lame, but since you drink the right colour tea, you're in | |||
"Room for 2 more Love playing in water .. We love the pool and hot tubs at kestrels and can’t wait to get back ! " In | |||
"I've got cake and a six pack of beef Monster Munch
Bring pickled onion flavour as well, and you're in "The one true Monster Munch. | |||
"I have Guinness and a guitar "Can you play with your instrument in the water?  | |||
"I've got cake and a six pack of beef Monster Munch
Bring pickled onion flavour as well, and you're in
The one true Monster Munch. "Marry me | |||
"I've got cake and a six pack of beef Monster Munch
Bring pickled onion flavour as well, and you're in "Shall i get more cake while I'm at the shop? | |||
"I have Guinness and a guitar
Can you play with your instrument in the water? "But of course, but I’ll have to play my guitar before I get in | |||
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"I've got cake and a six pack of beef Monster Munch
Bring pickled onion flavour as well, and you're in
Shall i get more cake while I'm at the shop? "Good idea, but save the cake for afterwards, or it will get soggy  | |||
"I'm a plumber and would come in handy in the event of a leak
Lame, but since you drink the right colour tea, you're in "I didn't say what I would have used to plug the leak...but I'll bring the tea. | |||
"I have Guinness and a guitar
Can you play with your instrument in the water?
But of course, but I’ll have to play my guitar before I get in "In | |||
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"Can I join as never been in one, ever?! "We have a virgin | |||
"I have Guinness and a guitar
Can you play with your instrument in the water?
But of course, but I’ll have to play my guitar before I get in
In " | |||
"We need some games we can play in here "We'll take turns pinching your arse | |||
"Can I join as never been in one, ever?!
We have a virgin "Please don’t be too gentle, I think I can take it! | |||
"Can I join as never been in one, ever?!
We have a virgin
Please don’t be too gentle, I think I can take it! "Brace yourself then! | |||
"We need some games we can play in here
We'll take turns pinching your arse "I could put a blind fold on and guess | |||
"We need some games we can play in here
We'll take turns pinching your arse
I could put a blind fold on and guess "That's the spirit! | |||
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"I bet mine will float and Bob in the water better than yours " We can compare and contrast... | |||
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laughs guaranteed and I am easy maintenance | |||
"Can I get in please . I have some more fizz (you must of run out by now) also anyone want anything picking up while I'm on my way "Yum..more fizz, and a bum squeeze.. | |||
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"I would love to squeeze in please.. laughs guaranteed and I am easy maintenance "You are very welcome.. | |||
"This pinching is getting out of hand...it's like piranhas are in the water "Shall I rub your arse better? | |||
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"I bet mine will float and Bob in the water better than yours We can compare and contrast..." Deal! | |||
"Can I join as never been in one, ever?!
We have a virgin
Please don’t be too gentle, I think I can take it! "hey fancy seeing you here | |||
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"Room for 2 more Love playing in water .. We love the pool and hot tubs at kestrels and can’t wait to get back ! In "Ta | |||
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"I promise not to spunk in it? "Good. You're in | |||
"I spent the afternoon baking warm cheese and bacon scones anyone? Budge over, the butters melting on me" Can someone please help me lick the butter off of this poor woman?  | |||
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"I spent the afternoon baking warm cheese and bacon scones anyone? Budge over, the butters melting on me Can someone please help me lick the butter off of this poor woman? "Happy to oblige | |||
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"I have wandering hands and my strawberry lip gloss on. And.. I'm nekkid "You had me at 'wandering...' | |||
"I spent the afternoon baking warm cheese and bacon scones anyone? Budge over, the butters melting on me Can someone please help me lick the butter off of this poor woman?
Happy to oblige " | |||
"Because I have bouncy boobs as well? "Of course you're in.. | |||
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"Cause I’ve only got little boobs, so won’t take up too much room, xx Sit on my lap then.." Room for a little one then ??? | |||
"Because I have bouncy boobs as well?
Of course you're in.. "Yayyyy!! I’m going to get my breasticles out and jump right in. No diving though | |||
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"I have wandering hands and my strawberry lip gloss on. And.. I'm nekkid "We're all nakkid and we all love it | |||
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"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub? "Because I am naked and I can massage your back in 3 places at one time, I also have prosecco and strawberries. | |||
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"Om happy to make room and squat over someone, facing them of course "It's all getting a bit wild, you can squat facing me | |||
"I help balance out the women to men ratio "Good reason. Wait for OP to let you in | |||
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"Room for a little un? I have my own floats "Hahah giggling more than I should | |||
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"This hot tub is jam packed. Who is touching who "Everyone is.. | |||
"Kits off move over, I’ve brought black cow vodka & , Anyone want one?? " Yes please, but no vodka | |||
"Because I love snogging, I don't do drugs, I'm quite nice company and I won't pinch your pics, there, how about that? " Peeking?! You're in! | |||
"I've heated up my virtual giant hot tub, and I'm watching my boobs float around in a pleasing way. Why should I let you into my hot tub?
Because I am naked and I can massage your back in 3 places at one time, I also have prosecco and strawberries. "You can sit next to me | |||
"Om happy to make room and squat over someone, facing them of course "How considerate! | |||
"I help balance out the women to men ratio "Welcome! | |||
"Kits off move over, I’ve brought black cow vodka & , Anyone want one?? Yes please, but no vodka "You want ice, ?? | |||
"Kits off move over, I’ve brought black cow vodka & , Anyone want one?? Yes please, but no vodka "Just ?? Or something else?? | |||
"Kits off move over, I’ve brought black cow vodka & , Anyone want one?? Yes please, but no vodka
You want ice, ?? "After the hot tub... | |||
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"Kits off move over, I’ve brought black cow vodka & , Anyone want one?? Yes please, but no vodka
You want ice, ??
After the hot tub... "Your on !!! | |||
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"Room for a little un? I have my own floats
Hahah giggling more than I should " | |||
"Room for a little un? I have my own floats
Hahah giggling more than I should "You're hardly underserved in the buoyancy aid department yourself | |||
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