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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sticking a dildo onto a glass door and capturing a picture of Frank as he looked through the door,looks like hes got a cock for his nose and its now his profile picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a d*unk woman at a party, rubbing her pussy with a slice of pizza... yes... PIZZA
lol this made me laugh ... how d*unk you must be to do that " a guy refused her advances and told her to go eat the pizza... I don't think I'll ever eat pizza again (barf) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a d*unk woman at a party, rubbing her pussy with a slice of pizza... yes... PIZZA
lol this made me laugh ... how d*unk you must be to do that "
how dare that woman ruin pizza like that.. tut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a d*unk woman at a party, rubbing her pussy with a slice of pizza... yes... PIZZA
lol this made me laugh ... how d*unk you must be to do that " hope it wasnt a hot n spicey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sticking a dildo onto a glass door and capturing a picture of Frank as he looked through the door,looks like hes got a cock for his nose and its now his profile picture " . oh dear lol... where will I find this pic?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i always remember my best meet ever with great fondness, its always the thing that stands out the most when i think about swinging
Was just great, great guy, good looking, great body, fantastic sex was just perfect, there isnt many guys on here that i would say are my type but he sure was, isnt really one thing about it that stands out just the whole meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sticking a dildo onto a glass door and capturing a picture of Frank as he looked through the door,looks like hes got a cock for his nose and its now his profile picture " . oh my..... what a pic!!!! loving the ball sack chin hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sticking a dildo onto a glass door and capturing a picture of Frank as he looked through the door,looks like hes got a cock for his nose and its now his profile picture . oh my..... what a pic!!!! loving the ball sack chin hehehe" they were salted too |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I'll never forget the smell of her sweat from under her armpits, I tickled her bum she started to cum all over the carpet. Sang to the tune of magic moments "
I'll never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits,It wasn't the grass that tickled her ass, it was my finger.......
That's the version I've always known, but like yours too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rob lost his pants one time,he was looking everywhere for them,then a friend then joined in looking for them and the Rob noticed our friend had them on!
Never seen a pair of pants come off and get chucked across the room in disgust so quickly in my life |
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i was with a lady i used to meet up with once every few months, she had been suffering from depression and was complaining no matter what she did to her self what her boy friend did she had not had a orgasam for months, not sure what i did but she had one as i was giving her oral , she was half crying after, ( with joy ) i dont think it was anything special i had done probaby just her getting back to normal after been on pills etc |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Went to this party once and there was this woman lauding it about, she got d*unk, went to the toilet and her teeth fell out and went around the ubend and couldnt get them back"
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
oldbury |
mine has to be meeting Sir i nearly passed him by with his message but for some reason i was cuirious and met him a few days later and took a huge gamble as it was not my usual style to do a meet so quick 7 happy months on and we are still together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a d*unk woman at a party, rubbing her pussy with a slice of pizza... yes... PIZZA
did it look cheesy tho?" lmao, the pizza was cheesy defo.. her pussy?? thin and crispy haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a d*unk woman at a party, rubbing her pussy with a slice of pizza... yes... PIZZA
did it look cheesy tho? lmao, the pizza was cheesy defo.. her pussy?? thin and crispy haha"
Extra anchovies...?? |
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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago
North Yorkshire |
Being treated to my first ever experience of a Violet Wand.....absolutely out of this world sensations...and the beautiful young lady who now knows exactly which buttons to press.................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We we're in the darkroom at Abfabs and I was standing on a sofa astride a guy who was licking me. All well and good until the staff we're showing newbies around and pulled back the curtain to be treated to the sight of my huge bare behind and my OH looking startled holding my shoes.
Also in the same darkroom, my OH feeling a lovely rounded bottom of a lady, his fingers running over her silk panties and stockings, and when he moved in for a kiss and she responded, her having the beginnings of a beard. He shot out of that room so fast. I still laugh over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We we're in the darkroom at Abfabs and I was standing on a sofa astride a guy who was licking me. All well and good until the staff we're showing newbies around and pulled back the curtain to be treated to the sight of my huge bare behind and my OH looking startled holding my shoes.
Also in the same darkroom, my OH feeling a lovely rounded bottom of a lady, his fingers running over her silk panties and stockings, and when he moved in for a kiss and she responded, her having the beginnings of a beard. He shot out of that room so fast. I still laugh over it "
And the award to the funniest story goes to .........
Iconic!
Brilliant fair play but ur behind I am sure is just perfect x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We we're in the darkroom at Abfabs and I was standing on a sofa astride a guy who was licking me. All well and good until the staff we're showing newbies around and pulled back the curtain to be treated to the sight of my huge bare behind and my OH looking startled holding my shoes.
Also in the same darkroom, my OH feeling a lovely rounded bottom of a lady, his fingers running over her silk panties and stockings, and when he moved in for a kiss and she responded, her having the beginnings of a beard. He shot out of that room so fast. I still laugh over it "
I knew there was a reason I dont go in there |
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