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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Affraid I'm only a giver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? "

Im gonna tear you limb from limb...

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? "

I’d like to volunteer to ring the bell when the round is over.

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb... "

saving it for the match

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I be a ringside girl?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will there be jelly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? "

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I’d like to volunteer to ring the bell when the round is over. "

Yep! That job is yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated "

Yay!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Will there be jelly?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I be a ringside girl?"

Yes okay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated "

Just squirting will be fine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb... "

Yeah good luck with that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We still need a referee please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I be a ringside girl?"

Course you can sweetheart...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

Yay!!! "

And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I be a ringside girl?

Course you can sweetheart... "

Thanks better go find an outfit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb...

Yeah good luck with that! "

Im going to wipe the floor with you punk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

Yay!!!

And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye "

Actually made me laugh out loud!!!! I love you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I be a ringside girl?

Course you can sweetheart...

Thanks better go find an outfit "

A nice short skirt should do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb...

Yeah good luck with that!

Im going to wipe the floor with you punk "

I've already mopped the floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

Yay!!!

And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye "

Poke me in the eye with what though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll referee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

Yay!!!

And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye

Actually made me laugh out loud!!!! I love you xxx"

Love you too! I got ya back girl!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb...

Yeah good luck with that!

Im going to wipe the floor with you punk

I've already mopped the floor "

Doing housework where you belong...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

Yay!!!

And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye

Poke me in the eye with what though? "

Start shit and you'll find out

Whatever it is it won't be pretty!

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales

Whose the one sorting the Cuts out... yes cuts I said... get your minds out the gutter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll referee "

Woohoo!!! We have a referee! Your hired!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

Yay!!!

And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye

Poke me in the eye with what though? "

Sharp, pointy sticks

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb...

Yeah good luck with that!

Im going to wipe the floor with you punk

I've already mopped the floor

Doing housework where you belong... "

Ooo!!!! You a scary big man??

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch

"

Yes please wanna be my manager?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated

Yay!!!

And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye

Poke me in the eye with what though?

Sharp, pointy sticks"

*Soft rubber things...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb...

Yeah good luck with that!

Im going to wipe the floor with you punk

I've already mopped the floor

Doing housework where you belong...

Ooo!!!! You a scary big man??

Hahahaha!!!!!!! "

You'd better be scared...

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

"

Oh dear! I'll get me coat....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch

Yes please wanna be my manager? "

Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

Oh dear! I'll get me coat...."

It was a joke, I promise. Just keeping in with the act (and everyone is suppose to be on my side )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch

Yes please wanna be my manager?

Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty "

Do I ever play clean???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

"

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX!

Held here in the lounge at 9pm.

We need volunteers for the referee, any takers?

Im gonna tear you limb from limb...

Yeah good luck with that!

Im going to wipe the floor with you punk

I've already mopped the floor

Doing housework where you belong...

Ooo!!!! You a scary big man??

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

You'd better be scared... "

Shaking in my socks.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles? "

It's not your ring I want to batter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch

Yes please wanna be my manager?

Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty

Do I ever play clean??? "

I get called a dirty bastard all the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter"

Is it my sausage?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch

Yes please wanna be my manager?

Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty

Do I ever play clean??? "

Sometimes but playing dirty is wayyyy more fun

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By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

Oh dear! I'll get me coat....

It was a joke, I promise. Just keeping in with the act (and everyone is suppose to be on my side ) "

You’ll need a good rub down afterwards of course. I’ll be available for that particular duty in about a month. (Terms and conditions apply)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage? "

Nope. Just your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch

Yes please wanna be my manager?

Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty

Do I ever play clean???

Sometimes but playing dirty is wayyyy more fun "

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

Oh dear! I'll get me coat....

It was a joke, I promise. Just keeping in with the act (and everyone is suppose to be on my side )

You’ll need a good rub down afterwards of course. I’ll be available for that particular duty in about a month. (Terms and conditions apply)"

You want me to wait a month?

Ahem....I may need resurrecting by then...(sshhhh! Don't tell Dan that;) )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face "

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me... "

Try an elephant sitting on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you"

On my face?

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'm gonna be the guy in the crowd making videos of people shouting things like 'GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT', also I'll be drinking martini cocktails to class the gaff up a bit, like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face? "

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse! "

Only if you win...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win... "

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm gonna be the guy in the crowd making videos of people shouting things like 'GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT', also I'll be drinking martini cocktails to class the gaff up a bit, like. "

Save me a cocktail for the after party please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win "

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one... "

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles! "

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!"

Haha.......no....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no.... "

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles... "

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner "

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner "

Good man! I like you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover "

How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover

How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers "

You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover

How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers

You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud "

That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover

How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers

You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud

That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers "

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha"

Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha

Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details... "

I’m promoted for this fight. I just appointed myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha

Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details... "

I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha

Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...

I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself "

Ahem! Okay, I'll give you that one...

You are official promoter, saves me a job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha

Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...

I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself "

You cant be the promoter and the referee you feckin crook

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover

How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers

You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud

That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers "

Deal! Although I'm wearing a bra

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha

Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...

I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself

You cant be the promoter and the referee you feckin crook "

Yes he can, I said so!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover

How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers

You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud

That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers

Deal! Although I'm wearing a bra"

So is Dan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha

Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...

I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself

You cant be the promoter and the referee you feckin crook

Yes he can, I said so! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.

Him

You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?

It's not your ring I want to batter

Is it my sausage?

Nope. Just your face

It'll be like a fly landing on me...

Try an elephant sitting on you

On my face?

Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!

Only if you win...

I'm a woman, we always win

Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win

Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...

You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?

And FYI, it's Sparkles!

Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin

ODINNNNN!!!!

Haha.......no....

You wont be laughing later Spangles...

But I may be when I declare spangles the winner

Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover

How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers

You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud

That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers

Deal! Although I'm wearing a bra"

Well if you're wearing one then so am I!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

As discussed, I will attempt to ref if I can, Sparkles

Wtf does a ref need to do?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As discussed, I will attempt to ref if I can, Sparkles

Wtf does a ref need to do?! "

Join in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As discussed, I will attempt to ref if I can, Sparkles

Wtf does a ref need to do?! "

Help me win

Nah just be your usual charming, kinky self you know how to do it by now (and help me win)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Try not to fuck anyone until the after party though Kinky, hey?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Team Sparkles here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Team Sparkles here "

Yes!!! Thank you sexy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I will start a new thread in 10 mins guys, be there or be square!!!

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman  over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I've got water

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman  over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

Team Dan !!!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I will start a new thread in 10 mins guys, be there or be square!!! "

Sorry, I'm washing my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Team Dan !!! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Try not to fuck anyone until the after party though Kinky, hey? "

Roger, Sparkles. Shit, that came out wrong

I'll try and keep my clothes on

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