Tomorrow's project, or maybe the day after, is to make a life size and anatomically correct model of my cock.
I found some modeling clay in my garage that's been there for God knows how long, and Christ only knows where it came from. so yesterday while I was playing with him I decided to Don my beret and get artistic. I'm going to give it to my ex as a reminder of our relationship. Maybe paint it silly colours. |
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over a year ago
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My boy bought me a ‘clone your willy’ kit. But the guy has to have an erection whilst moulding it. But we keep getting distracted and start playing before we get it made. |
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"Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules...
Should be alright if you popped it in a pan of boiling water to sterilise it first  "
Maybe there's a boil in the bag version  |
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"My boy bought me a ‘clone your willy’ kit. But the guy has to have an erection whilst moulding it. But we keep getting distracted and start playing before we get it made. "
My FB bought one but th curve of my cock doesn’t fit in the tube for the mould.  |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"May not be a good idea if you’re in an important meeting and the missus found it at home and had a play.
How are you going to disguise vinegar stroke face in front of your boss 
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Lol that describes it so well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if you forgot where you put it 
Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden 
Oh no, that would be terrible. Bad doggo "
Another meaning to the term "dog with a bone' |
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"What if you forgot where you put it
Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden
Oh no, that would be terrible. Bad doggo
Another meaning to the term "dog with a bone' "
Hahha that’s clever. Never thought I’d see those in the same sentence ever...in that context |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules...
Should be alright if you popped it in a pan of boiling water to sterilise it first
Maybe there's a boil in the bag version "
Ou stop talking about boiling me shaft. Weirdo's! |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
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"Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules...
Should be alright if you popped it in a pan of boiling water to sterilise it first
Maybe there's a boil in the bag version
Ou stop talking about boiling me shaft. Weirdo's! "
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"What if you forgot where you put it
Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden
Oh no, that would be terrible. Bad doggo "
Did someone call me? x |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Just a thought. Wouldn't it be amazing if you could pop yer dick off while still being able to feel it. The things ya could do with it...  "
Would bring new meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself". 
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"My boy bought me a ‘clone your willy’ kit. But the guy has to have an erection whilst moulding it. But we keep getting distracted and start playing before we get it made.
My FB bought one but th curve of my cock doesn’t fit in the tube for the mould. "
I had this issue with a mould kit previously, we cut the tube at an angle, twisted and tapped it back together. Managed to make a perfect mould that’s still in my draw 2 years on |
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