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Oh bugger it, it’s a simple thing.

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I like lots of people on here, men, women, couples, ts/tv, I think I’ve covered it there, and I fancy a good few of you too, so hello, perhaps we can have some idle chit chat and eye fluttering and even a cheeky wink or two.

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

I like your baguette

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I like your baguette

Cheers, have a closer look it’s a Swiss roll even better.

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

A Swiss roll and doughnuts no less.

If I hadn’t just eaten a bacon roll, I would be feeling hungry now!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A Swiss roll and doughnuts no less.

If I hadn’t just eaten a bacon roll, I would be feeling hungry now!"

Your bacon roll actually wins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh hey

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By *edHeadedFunWoman over a year ago

Didsbury

I'm sure I can manage a few cheeky winks

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Hello

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hello

Hello, good package your packing there chum.

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By *h86Man over a year ago

Glos

Wink you say? Well maybe!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Wink you say? Well maybe!"

Quite a bum you’ve got there.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey you

Hey you back, with lovely knobs on.

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

"Hello

Hello, good package your packing there chum.

"
thanks buts it's just a pair of socks poked down there

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hello

Hello, good package your packing there chum.

thanks buts it's just a pair of socks poked down there

Not just any socks, Marks and Spencer merino wool argyle socks.

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

"Hello

Hello, good package your packing there chum.

thanks buts it's just a pair of socks poked down there

Not just any socks, Marks and Spencer merino wool argyle socks. "

I should be so lucky to be able to afford m&s socks

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

How’s tricks my friend.

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"I like your baguette

Cheers, have a closer look it’s a Swiss roll even better. "

Oh you had me at Swiss

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Hi and good afternoon to you all

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

How’s tricks my friend. "

Well I tried pulling a bunny from a hat but got a dove instead...

...and sawing the lady in half resulted in a trip to A&E...

...oh and I said Queen Of Clubs when the lady was actually holding the 9 of Diamonds

Soooooo...tricks aren't so good

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

How’s tricks my friend.

Well I tried pulling a bunny from a hat but got a dove instead...

...and sawing the lady in half resulted in a trip to A&E...

...oh and I said Queen Of Clubs when the lady was actually holding the 9 of Diamonds

Soooooo...tricks aren't so good

Spoken like a true tommy cooper fan.

Just like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

Been a while since we've had a chit chat

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

Been a while since we've had a chit chat

I saw a chit chat in the garden 3 weeks ago, first of the summer. Saw a swallow on Wednesday and another yesterday so it must be summer.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

Been a while since we've had a chit chat

Better put that right then...come linger a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chit chat? Fluttering and winking? Sounds just the ticket Fiddles old boy

Been a while since we've had a chit chat

Better put that right then...come linger a while

Always up for a bit of a linger...

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