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When I wake up in the morning

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I rub me eyes, scratch me bollocks, have a good stretch, a mug of PG Tips and then I'm good to go

Are you a good starter?

By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

No, I am shite in the morning! Alarm need to go off for at least 30 minutes before I can even get up never mind anything else

By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Hell no, takes me ages to come round, be able to string two sentences together, and for the pillow-creases to disappear

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im ok after the second cuppa and a ciggie...

And if Its me is reading this... After Ive washed me hands...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stretch send hubby to work then ring my fuckbuddy have phone sex cum get up shower then leave for work

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, I am shite in the morning! Alarm need to go off for at least 30 minutes before I can even get up never mind anything else

By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Sooo not a morning person unless ive been on a meet all nite n the lady in question is still there

ok still need a coffee or 4 to kick start me lol

By *istress_L-CaptainCouple over a year ago

Southport

Technical this is my morning. It took me half an hour to move two coffees and a fag and I'm still not with it more coffee is needed

By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

I'm not up to much in the mornings until I've had at least two cups of coffee.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drag myself out of bed, slope downstairs, cuppa tea, cuppa coffee, then shower, dress, breakfast.

then ready to face the day

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jogging bottoms on, 500 sit ups, 5 mile run, 1 hour in the gym, oh sorry that's before I wake up, Coffee x 2 and then get dressed