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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was
Then why arent you ?  
Maybe she cant
I'm at wrk, halfway through an 18hr shift
Only half more to go
Heres some strong coffee or tea whichever your persuasion
Keep up the good work 
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Triple expresso right now, thank you x |
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"I wish I was
Then why arent you ?
Maybe she cant
I'm at wrk, halfway through an 18hr shift
Only half more to go
Heres some strong coffee or tea whichever your persuasion
Keep up the good work
Triple expresso right now, thank you x"
Will be with you on the double  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
How does the spider feel?
Well im certainly not asking him 
How do you know it's a him? "
His names fred. |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
How does the spider feel?
Well im certainly not asking him
How do you know it's a him?
His names fred."
Ah you sent him on a secret mission but he got caught |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things 
What have they done to you?
 "
They can flick knives and run in gangs |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things
What have they done to you?
They can flick knives and run in gangs "
That's their family
Do they flip on their backs to throw the knives? |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
How does the spider feel?
Well im certainly not asking him
How do you know it's a him? "
Because he left the loo seat up.
Its a guy, trust me. |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
How does the spider feel?
Well im certainly not asking him
How do you know it's a him?
Because he left the loo seat up.
Its a guy, trust me."
Some guys around here do sit down wees
But i believe you
Next time throw a book at him |
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"I wish I was asleep 
I dare not ask
So I shall guess
Guess away
Dont think I'm allowed to say it out loud
Transgirl is watching..... shhh
Haha, scaredy-cat!"
Who me? (Said while hiding behind my pillow) |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things
What have they done to you?
They can flick knives and run in gangs
That's their family
Do they flip on their backs to throw the knives?"
I try not to watch them too closely to find out. I’ve learnt my lesson. Also when asleep they allegedly wipe there bollocks on your face  |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
How does the spider feel?
Well im certainly not asking him
How do you know it's a him?
Because he left the loo seat up.
Its a guy, trust me.
Some guys around here do sit down wees
But i believe you
Next time throw a book at him"
Sit down wee’s are way better. Not that I do it every time lol |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things
What have they done to you?
They can flick knives and run in gangs
That's their family
Do they flip on their backs to throw the knives?
I try not to watch them too closely to find out. I’ve learnt my lesson. Also when asleep they allegedly wipe there bollocks on your face "
I've heard they like to deepthroat |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
How does the spider feel?
Well im certainly not asking him
How do you know it's a him?
Because he left the loo seat up.
Its a guy, trust me.
Some guys around here do sit down wees
But i believe you
Next time throw a book at him
Sit down wee’s are way better. Not that I do it every time lol "
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things
What have they done to you?
They can flick knives and run in gangs
That's their family
Do they flip on their backs to throw the knives?
I try not to watch them too closely to find out. I’ve learnt my lesson. Also when asleep they allegedly wipe there bollocks on your face
I've heard they like to deepthroat "
Even more evil than I first thought |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things
What have they done to you?
They can flick knives and run in gangs
That's their family
Do they flip on their backs to throw the knives?
I try not to watch them too closely to find out. I’ve learnt my lesson. Also when asleep they allegedly wipe there bollocks on your face
I've heard they like to deepthroat
Even more evil than I first thought "
That's not the half of it... but you want to sleep |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things
What have they done to you?
They can flick knives and run in gangs
That's their family
Do they flip on their backs to throw the knives?
I try not to watch them too closely to find out. I’ve learnt my lesson. Also when asleep they allegedly wipe there bollocks on your face
I've heard they like to deepthroat
Even more evil than I first thought
That's not the half of it... but you want to sleep "
Cheers for that one mate lol |
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"I woke up to a huge spider staring at me, enough to give me nightmares for a week.
Give me nightmares for a month. Evil things
What have they done to you?
They can flick knives and run in gangs
That's their family
Do they flip on their backs to throw the knives?
I try not to watch them too closely to find out. I’ve learnt my lesson. Also when asleep they allegedly wipe there bollocks on your face
I've heard they like to deepthroat
Even more evil than I first thought
That's not the half of it... but you want to sleep
Cheers for that one mate lol "
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