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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Top tips to stop masturbating, funny or serious.

I think I have a problem.... maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t masturbate

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don’t masturbate"

Well that's this thread over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate"

Easier said than cum.

I mean done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Top tips to stop masturbating, funny or serious.

I think I have a problem.... maybe."

I've been going running instead!

But you can only do that once a day.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Put coarse grain sandpaper on gloves, wear the gloves

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Anne Widecombe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anne Widecombe"

Haha, definitely off putting

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

Rub chillies on your hands... It'll also stop you touching your face & thus reduces your chances of getting covid19!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Cum.

That's normally when I stop - after I've cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

garden shears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lockdown has caused me to stop completely. Not sure why.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Use Veet for Men. You won't be able touch yourself without oven gloves for a month

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Lockdown has caused me to stop completely. Not sure why."

Same here, I'm horny as hell though, but no masturbation

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Lockdown has caused me to stop completely. Not sure why.

Same here, I'm horny as hell though, but no masturbation

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NSA I do not believe you lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get married

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Chop chillies

Do not wash hands

Sorted!

Jo x

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Get married"

Doesn't that mean you masturbate more

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Get married"

True. .. I have sex on tap so no need to

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Top tips to stop masturbating, funny or serious.

I think I have a problem.... maybe."

Wear boxing gloves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get married

Doesn't that mean you masturbate more

Not if with Guenevere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lockdown has caused me to stop completely. Not sure why.

Same here, I'm horny as hell though, but no masturbation

Yep it’s weird.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Get married

Doesn't that mean you masturbate more

Not if with Guenevere"

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By *dsindyTV/TS over a year ago

East Lancashire

I have lost all interest in masturbating myself.

.WILL SOMEONE DRAG ME OUT OF THIS COLD SHOWER?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Take hands. Do not apply to penis.

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

Stinging nettles.

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By *ingAlMan over a year ago

hereford

Why stop? if God hadn't meant us to wank He'd have given us shorter arms

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Get caught flashing in Saudi. You'll have nothing to pull then ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't use fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lock your cock and put a key away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aversion therapy?

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Sit on your hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chasity belt. Put that and it’s impossible to wank

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By *umpsMan over a year ago

city

"Top tips to stop masturbating, funny or serious.

I think I have a problem.... maybe."

Get someone else to do it for you.. that might help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would you want to stop masturbating anyway???

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Put both arms in plaster in those straight out in front casts like they have on films

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cover you're hands in chilli sauce

You will soon stop after the first few seconds

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Chop it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for more walks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rub your hands with hot chilli everytime you feel the urge!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Cover your hands in shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lock your cock and put a key away."

Or give the key to your mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just chop the damn thing off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a cage and a good woman to lock it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glue cheese graters to your palms.... ....also handy for cooking purposes, like an Edward grater hands....

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By *ukeM8519Man over a year ago

Sligo

What quantity of wanks do classify as a problem? Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a slut wife and her mate to move in

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Have someone else do it for you

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Watch a decent film into the night. By the time it's bedtime you will be too tired to lift a hand!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had two this morning, now after visiting ur pics I'm bullin for another one ??????

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

Don’t stop just keep on going as much as you can! it will stop eventually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t stop just keep on going as much as you can! it will stop eventually

Fall off?

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Don’t stop just keep on going as much as you can! it will stop eventually

Fall off?"

It won’t fall off, be brave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get someone else to do it for you!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Do a chucky off sons of a Anarchy.

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By *ark_NLMan over a year ago

Netherlands / Merseyside

Think of Maggie Thatcher...

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By *ark_NLMan over a year ago

Netherlands / Merseyside

Or try thinking about Theresa May stripteasing with her odd robotic dancing. Surely that will kill any boner dead?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Have you tried tying a knot in it?

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Top tips to stop masturbating, funny or serious.

I think I have a problem.... maybe."

Get more actual sex

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Rub chillies on your hands... It'll also stop you touching your face & thus reduces your chances of getting covid19! "

Jem for prime minister!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or just don't stop. Works for me.

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By *exlingtonMan over a year ago

derby

Is there such a thing as too much?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate"

Never ever?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Top tips to stop masturbating, funny or serious.

I think I have a problem.... maybe."

Chop your cock off, it's the only way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slam your cock I’m the door

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Keep it in the mouth of people who you don't find attractive

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Covid ... I’ve slowed right down, only on about two a week now, just can’t be arsed

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Top tips to stop masturbating, funny or serious.

I think I have a problem.... maybe."

Wear vampire gloves!

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Amputate your hands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just give in to it lol, that's what I've done. My fingers are permanently wrinkly these days

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By *etasubTV/TS over a year ago

West London

Haven't read through all the posts, best cure is keep wanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockcage? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welders gloves?

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By *ornado69Man over a year ago

Swindon

Dianne Abbott and Susan Boyle 3 some!!

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