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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success.

Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack.

This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent.

There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF.

Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display?

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

In response to POF, of course sweet prince.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In response to POF, of course sweet prince."

You’re a good soul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In response to POF, of course sweet prince."

Yay!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display?"

Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted "

I’m sure I told you that you’re in!

If not

Well

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help

God bless you

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By *voryforebonyMan over a year ago

boogie town

"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success.

Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack.

This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent.

There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF.

Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake."

I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display?

Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring? "

That’s the one!

And springs.

Lots of different springs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success.

Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack.

This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent.

There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF.

Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake.

I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!"

Me either to be honest

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display?

Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring?

That’s the one!

And springs.

Lots of different springs. "

Ah yes, and random rusty wire that gets stuck to any fabric.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help

God bless you

You're welcome.

I do a great primary school level Spring display.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display?

Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring?

That’s the one!

And springs.

Lots of different springs.

Ah yes, and random rusty wire that gets stuck to any fabric. "

Forgot about the dog shit

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success.

Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack.

This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent.

There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF.

Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake.

I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!"

Neither does anyone else... alcohol or chocolate overdose might help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help

God bless you

You're welcome.

I do a great primary school level Spring display. "

Fab! You can help Keeley (please remember social distancing!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display?

Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring?

That’s the one!

And springs.

Lots of different springs.

Ah yes, and random rusty wire that gets stuck to any fabric.

Forgot about the dog shit

Ah fuck

We can improvise with our own, it’s okay

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help

God bless you

You're welcome.

I do a great primary school level Spring display.

Fab! You can help Keeley (please remember social distancing!)"

We will

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

I dont know if I qualify for the clique as an occasional poster but starting to be more regular haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in yawn lady's clique, she's hawt and more exclusive innit....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I dont know if I qualify for the clique as an occasional poster but starting to be more regular haha"

You can join

We’re welcoming everyone with open arms

POF is in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in yawn lady's clique, she's hawt and more exclusive innit....

Have fun

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I dont know if I qualify for the clique as an occasional poster but starting to be more regular haha"

Do you annoy many people? If so, you're in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ummmm OP I have tried flirting

before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is sex with PoF compulsory?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we get to pick if it’s queenie or pof we sleep with for the application purposes?

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I dont know if I qualify for the clique as an occasional poster but starting to be more regular haha

Do you annoy many people? If so, you're in!"

I kill lots of threads...so probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do we get to pick if it’s queenie or pof we sleep with for the application purposes? "

Oh aye, go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is sex with PoF compulsory?"

No it is not

It is encouraged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do we get to pick if it’s queenie or pof we sleep with for the application purposes?

Oh aye, go on then "

Bend over then, your majesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting

before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.

I’ll accept ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do we get to pick if it’s queenie or pof we sleep with for the application purposes?

Oh aye, go on then

Bend over then, your majesty "

Fuck that’s hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting

before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.

I’ll accept ya "

Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting

before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.

I’ll accept ya

Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far!

I’ll let you rub it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting

before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.

I’ll accept ya

Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far!

I may need to practice my rubbing skills first!

I’ll let you rub it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pathetic thread

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

[Removed by clique admin at 13/04/20 21:16:01]

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Pathetic thread"

The small penis humiliation guy is in swingers chat. He'd love you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pathetic thread

The small penis humiliation guy is in swingers chat. He'd love you. "

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Pathetic thread"

It's just a bit of fun. People need light hearted silliness at times like this.

I take it you don't want to join

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pathetic thread"

I notice this is your first post you’ve replied to - welcome to the forums!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting

before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.

I’ll accept ya

Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far!

I may need to practice my rubbing skills first!

I’ll let you rub it

It’s all fuzzy.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is sex with PoF compulsory?

No it is not

It is encouraged "

Go òn then, I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is sex with PoF compulsory?

No it is not

It is encouraged

Go òn then, I'll give it a go "

You’re a trooper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join in. I'll bring some chocolate brownie or courgette cake for the health conscious people

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

"Is sex with PoF compulsory?

No it is not

It is encouraged

Go òn then, I'll give it a go "

Taking one for the team ace.... kudos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I join in. I'll bring some chocolate brownie or courgette cake for the health conscious people"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join in. I'll bring some chocolate brownie or courgette cake for the health conscious people

Yeah!"

Thanks what we got to do then Haha

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

I'm game! Whats the initiation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Between both threads, that’s a few posters that might need some tampons and chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I join in. I'll bring some chocolate brownie or courgette cake for the health conscious people

Yeah!

Thanks what we got to do then Haha "

No idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm game! Whats the initiation "

You’re in

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Pathetic thread"

We could do with you to join, we need someone to kill the party when it gets too much fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted

I’m sure I told you that you’re in!

If not

Well

You’re in"

YEEESS... I've finally made it

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

"I'm game! Whats the initiation

You’re in"

Sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted

I’m sure I told you that you’re in!

If not

Well

You’re in

YEEESS... I've finally made it"

You’re finally cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted

I’m sure I told you that you’re in!

If not

Well

You’re in

YEEESS... I've finally made it

You’re finally cool"

fonze cool or slightly tepid cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted

I’m sure I told you that you’re in!

If not

Well

You’re in

YEEESS... I've finally made it

You’re finally cool

fonze cool or slightly tepid cool"

The coolest of cool

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted

I’m sure I told you that you’re in!

If not

Well

You’re in

YEEESS... I've finally made it

You’re finally cool

fonze cool or slightly tepid cool"

Ice cold!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is sex with PoF compulsory?

No it is not

It is encouraged

Go òn then, I'll give it a go

Taking one for the team ace.... kudos

He probably would only have Queenie to shag otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted

I’m sure I told you that you’re in!

If not

Well

You’re in

YEEESS... I've finally made it

You’re finally cool

fonze cool or slightly tepid cool

Ice cold!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is sex with PoF compulsory?

No it is not

It is encouraged

Go òn then, I'll give it a go

Taking one for the team ace.... kudos

He probably would only have Queenie to shag otherwise

Yea and nobody wants that!

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By *inn_the_humanMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good Evening!

Im in no way cool enough for any hypothetical clique, but I'm really good at admin - how about I be the official clique secretary?

I can take the minutes of meetings, and then burn the records so that no one can ever know about us.

Ps - I assume sex with PoF is still a requirement even though I'm not technically a member? Theres gotta be some perks to the job....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Evening!

Im in no way cool enough for any hypothetical clique, but I'm really good at admin - how about I be the official clique secretary?

I can take the minutes of meetings, and then burn the records so that no one can ever know about us.

Ps - I assume sex with PoF is still a requirement even though I'm not technically a member? Theres gotta be some perks to the job.... "

Yea sure.

No eye contact though please

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Good Evening!

Im in no way cool enough for any hypothetical clique, but I'm really good at admin - how about I be the official clique secretary?

I can take the minutes of meetings, and then burn the records so that no one can ever know about us.

Ps - I assume sex with PoF is still a requirement even though I'm not technically a member? Theres gotta be some perks to the job....

Yea sure.

No eye contact though please "

Can I watch/record?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is he a mod here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is he a mod here?"

Is who a mod?

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

"Is sex with PoF compulsory?

No it is not

It is encouraged

Go òn then, I'll give it a go

Taking one for the team ace.... kudos

He probably would only have Queenie to shag otherwise

Yea and nobody wants that!"

I certainly wouldn’t mind watching

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go"

It’s still ongoing my dear x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm seductive and own a taser? X

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go

It’s still ongoing my dear x"

Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Can I reverse my decision not to join yesterday .. after a long restless evening, thinking I need a group to be in, I’ve come to my senses and see this as a perfect opportunity to be the miserable grumpy witty bastard in the corner who comes alive every now and again to put a smile or look of disbelief on ppls faces

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success.

Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack.

This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent.

There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF.

Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake.

I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!"

Same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I reverse my decision not to join yesterday .. after a long restless evening, thinking I need a group to be in, I’ve come to my senses and see this as a perfect opportunity to be the miserable grumpy witty bastard in the corner who comes alive every now and again to put a smile or look of disbelief on ppls faces

Just the kind of man we need! You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go

It’s still ongoing my dear x

Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind"

I’m sure he’ll love it

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Just the kind of man we need! You’re in"

Thank u princes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go

It’s still ongoing my dear x

Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind"

I am very intrigued to see this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just the kind of man we need! You’re in

Thank u princes

I’m a Queen

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

No thanks

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Just the kind of man we need! You’re in

Thank u princes

I’m a Queen"

Told u, I’d make you respond from a comment from the corner

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go

It’s still ongoing my dear x

Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind

I am very intrigued to see this"

I brought you some safety goggles and a hard hat. Health and safety, innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't been in for 3 or 4 days, have I lost my job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven't been in for 3 or 4 days, have I lost my job?

No you’re still in don’t worry honeypie

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success.

Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack.

This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent.

There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF.

Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake.

I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!

Same. "

Mornington Crescent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No thanks "

Lies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Folks even if you’ve said no, I welcome you with open arms. We’re inclusive

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By *avelovesfeetMan over a year ago

Kettering

Hi I don't know what this is but can I join please

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By *edhead72Man over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

I should like to apply for the afore mentioned position. Would be most grateful if you could/would forward on any and all applications forms to this profile.

Cake of choice: fruit

Thanking you (very much) in advance x

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