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"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?
Should I distract it first and then take its head off?
So cute, but so tasty  send it to me. I forgot all about buying myself anything for Easter  "
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?
Should I distract it first and then take its head off?
So cute, but so tasty "
Fridge it til nice and crisp.
Then club to death with any blunt object whilst still in its foil so you don't end up with bunny all over the place.
That would be a waste.
Either that or decapitate and fill with baileys and use as a drinking vessel.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?
Should I distract it first and then take its head off?
So cute, but so tasty
Fridge it til nice and crisp.
Then club to death with any blunt object whilst still in its foil so you don't end up with bunny all over the place.
That would be a waste.
Either that or decapitate and fill with baileys and
use as a drinking vessel
Oh nice need to give that a try .
A"
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"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?
Should I distract it first and then take its head off?
So cute, but so tasty
Fridge it til nice and crisp.
Then club to death with any blunt object whilst still in its foil so you don't end up with bunny all over the place.
That would be a waste.
Either that or decapitate and fill with baileys and use as a drinking vessel.
A"
Oh I couldn't bludgeon a bunny, chocolate or otherwise.
I think decapitation is the way forward  |
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I once kept a white chocolate owl for ages because I couldn't bear to eat it. I called it Oswald. I eventually decapitated him and ate it, but I felt like I should have called the RSPCA at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"shoot it with air rifle
Now there's an idea, if you dont mind spitting out bits of shot afterwards "
Slide it inside and let whoever tickles your fancy devour it with there tongue x |
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"I once kept a white chocolate owl for ages because I couldn't bear to eat it. I called it Oswald. I eventually decapitated him and ate it, but I felt like I should have called the RSPCA at the same time "
Haha poor Oswald
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