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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So after seeing an ad on the interwebs, aparrently there are many names for a hedgehog. My personal faves include shrubswine and ouchmouse! Any random animal names out there?

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Now why did I think this was going to be about maintaining one's lady garden?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Now why did I think this was going to be about maintaining one's lady garden?

I thought it was vagina dentata.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Any random dog is Mutleypèeps, and Cats are Bird Botherers

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Ouchmouse

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A dog is a garden shark and a cat is a roof rabbit

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

...If you go down to Willow Farm

To look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies...

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By *avhonaWoman over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Aw I love "ouchmouse"!

Snakes are nope ropes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Viz do some in mugs and t-shirts my favourite one is a picture of a wasp called 'stripey bastard'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ouchmouse is the best one! Nope ropes and danger noodles are good snake names but we have two so its good

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Mooplehog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I saw the same one.

If I see a squirrel, I actually call it a ‘nut bastard’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snake = angry spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tunnelling ballsack - naked mole rat

Majestic flap flap - manta ray

Fart squirrel - skunk

Just had a quick google for those and they made me smile.

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By *isces WomanWoman over a year ago

West London

Seagull is a shite hawk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hahahahaha

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Pigeon=flying rat

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Hamsters are furry vampires

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"Now why did I think this was going to be about maintaining one's lady garden?

I thought it was vagina dentata."

"Teeth", currently showing on Amazon Prime...

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