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over a year ago
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I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You watching wolf of wall street 
Watched it the other day, fuck he’s a mess in that film but strangely, the kind of man I want pinning me down atm
Never seen it who are you talking about?"
Leonardo DiCaprio |
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"I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens "
Ooooo you have me sold. Can’t resist a pretty face |
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"You watching wolf of wall street
Watched it the other day, fuck he’s a mess in that film but strangely, the kind of man I want pinning me down atm
Never seen it who are you talking about?
Leonardo DiCaprio "
He’s all yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well this really took off
A sharpie sells itself
Have you seen the price of them?!
I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have  "
Bloody expensive
Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain |
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"Well this really took off
A sharpie sells itself
Have you seen the price of them?!
I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have
Bloody expensive
Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain "
Imagine how mad I get when the kids use them to get autographs and the ‘celebrities’ keep the damn thing |
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"Well this really took off
A sharpie sells itself
Have you seen the price of them?!
I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have
Bloody expensive
Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain
Imagine how mad I get when the kids use them to get autographs and the ‘celebrities’ keep the damn thing "
I’d punch the celebrity |
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"Well this really took off
A sharpie sells itself
Have you seen the price of them?!
I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have
Bloody expensive
Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain "
Our son got that for Christmas that year. They're still going strong - they're like the hobnobs of the pen world |
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"I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens
Ooooo you have me sold. Can’t resist a pretty face "
That’s all the encouragement I needed to change career. Pen salesperson. |
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If you want a pen, this isn’t the one, what you have here is an incorruptible communication device worthy of scribing the most secret, sensitive and mind blowing messages without misinterpretation or failure.... only 4 weeks ago what I hold tight in my grip penned the classic... “CD Sharon 8pm for young guys and hung”....(with a picture!)..... |
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"Well this really took off
A sharpie sells itself
Have you seen the price of them?!
I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have
Bloody expensive
Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain
Imagine how mad I get when the kids use them to get autographs and the ‘celebrities’ keep the damn thing
I’d punch the celebrity "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens
Ooooo you have me sold. Can’t resist a pretty face
That’s all the encouragement I needed to change career. Pen salesperson. "
Do it |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Can I just borrow it for a while?
(Hands it to Nora the Explorer)
She hides it it in her pink pencil case.
Pen is now being filmed, being squeezed out.
The pen and footage is now going on Ebay, fancy offering me a buy-it-now price?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But this fucking pen off me for a penny. It comes with the free gift of a babysitter for the whole evening (or day if you would prefer) giving the new pen owner some respite
P |
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"But this fucking pen off me for a penny. It comes with the free gift of a babysitter for the whole evening (or day if you would prefer) giving the new pen owner some respite
P"
SOLD |
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