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By *onkerbollocks OP   Man  over a year ago

Osprey Heights

Just for fun and to keep some of us entertained.

What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A wank sock in the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or Pasta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A wank sock in the washing machine "

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boldylonglegs dildo.

Even that cant stay hard around her

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Tampon, cotton bud, a bloke watching 'that moment" in a film (don't tell his mates).

Croutons, toast soldiers and biscuits for trifle.

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

Spagetti spahetti spagheti,.. fuck it,..pasta!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chewing gum

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Chewing gum"

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

A loofah or natural sponge.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Just for fun and to keep some of us entertained.

What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?"

A Man watching a Romcom at the cinema?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Wotsit in a cup of tea

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Tampon. Well someone had to say it.

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By *onkerbollocks OP   Man  over a year ago

Osprey Heights

The answer is a sponge.

Here's another.

I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coconut

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"The answer is a sponge.

Here's another.

I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?"

Coconut or Cunt?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Cuntonut?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A headbutt gone wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am as light as air yet you can't hold me for long

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By *onkerbollocks OP   Man  over a year ago

Osprey Heights

Yes a coconut, must have been too easy.

Here is another.

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, hurt people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Yes a coconut, must have been too easy.

Here is another.

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, hurt people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?"

Chicken ?

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Yes a coconut, must have been too easy.

Here is another.

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, hurt people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?"

A Cock definitely

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Cnut as in King Canute. You know the one who demonstrated that no one can turn back the tide!

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