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Should I go take a shit on next doors lawn ?

By *ovespuds OP Man over a year ago

Swindon

Really tempted to go take a shit on next doors front lawn, if their cat can crap on my lawn then surely I should be allowed to repay the compliment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as you wipe ya bum and wash ya hands

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Sure keep 2m apart

Crazier things have happened

Could say the cat was spreading things in your yard and you were doing the same

Or just scoop it up and throw in there yard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As long as you wipe ya bum and wash ya hands

Sound advice Benny

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By *ake_holeMan over a year ago

London

Yep, seems legal. Shit to your hearts content

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd do it in there living room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As long as you wipe ya bum and wash ya hands

Sound advice Benny "

I'm a wise man...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As Beyoncé once said...

If you like it then you shoulda took a shit on it

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By *essie.Woman over a year ago

Serendipity

You digging a hole and covering it afterwards ?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Really tempted to go take a shit on next doors front lawn, if their cat can crap on my lawn then surely I should be allowed to repay the compliment.

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Just throw it back over the fence and it's shit with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for it! And we want photos or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go nuts

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

As long as you scoot your arse across the grass like a dog does after the we cant see a problem

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Get a Lurcher problem solved. Since I got one the cats have disappeared.

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By *ovespuds OP Man over a year ago

Swindon

Loving the response, sat here laughing my tits off. Just concerned about breaking public decency laws, lol.

Another concern is that if I do squat on their lawn my arse might snap at the grass, haven't eaten for days, you know yer hungry when that happens.

I do actually throw it back onto their lawn and drive hoping they tread it indoors. Got a pile drying out on front lawn at the moment.

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