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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wine. |
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"Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock!"
Probably both taste the same |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
A double chocolate and caramel magnum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baileys x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rich tea biscuit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Galaxy enchanted eggs or whatever you call them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shortbread biscuit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bacon and cheese sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very naughty toffifee x Viv x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Irn bru" just checked you are scottish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheesy puffs "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock!
Probably both taste the same "
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"Cheesy puffs
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Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strawberry yogurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Irn bru"
I used to live off that stuff. Shame they changed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An apple I think |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ice cold Budweiser......... should be the law on a sunny lockdown Saturday !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth "
They smell like unwashed arsehole. |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate " all at once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate "
Oh you're good!
My daughter made choc chunk brownie with milky way chunks Many slices have just been eaten!
Peach |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate " loving the chocolate theme |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My burning finger.
Just been electrocuted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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salted peanuts |
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth
They smell like unwashed arsehole."
I’m now trying to smell my arsehole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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420 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Creme egg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth
They smell like unwashed arsehole.
I’m now trying to smell my arsehole "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wine and freshly baked bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iced peppermint tea" either hipster or posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Hobnob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Digestive Biscuit...just the one mind.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whipped coffee |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"A Hobnob "
You get a lot of single guys on here with that problem. |
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"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh "
I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh
I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge "
Council tax band F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dark choc with hazelnuts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh
I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge "
Sounds yum! |
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"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh
I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge
Sounds yum!"
I sometimes do plain herbal or mint tea like this, sometimes regular teabags with one mint teabag.
Additions include squash (lemon usually works best) or a squirt of lemon juice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Water! Boring but refreshing!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cuppa, sat in the sun in the garden |
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"Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock!
Probably both taste the same "
...christ, I spat my cock out |
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Toffee apple cider sitting out in the garden....life is so hard |
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Lemonade, I may partake in a Gin shortly though |
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We've just had strawberries and cream.
Yum yum |
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"We've just had strawberries and cream.
Yum yum "
Yep, perfect for a warm sunny day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wkd Blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sandwich xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tomato crisps "
Tramp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blueberry smoothie. Mmm and with that must time for dinner |
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth
They smell like unwashed arsehole."
How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wine |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Fish n chips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth
They smell like unwashed arsehole.
How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? " never heard of scratch and sniff |
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth
They smell like unwashed arsehole.
How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? never heard of scratch and sniff "
I’m a proper lady......we don’t know things like this. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock!
Probably both taste the same "
DC! I would never have expected that from you.
Grapes. I wish it was the cock of a dear friend but grapes are fine. Ish. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth
They smell like unwashed arsehole.
How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? never heard of scratch and sniff
I’m a proper lady......we don’t know things like this. "
I’m not a proper lady. Obvs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My toothbrush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cornflake nests xx |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
A donut.
(no surprise there). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bounty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice red ice lolly with ice cream dipping from the insides and down the hard brown stick...
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Sweet and Sour, Chicken Stir Fry with noodles. It was banging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fork |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"Arctic Roll.....yum "
Haven't had arctic roll for years. Got a real craving for it now though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fork
Nothing on it? "
No the fork was the last thing in my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An M&M. Sorry, no - I don't remember which colour it was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cherry tomato |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate
Oh you're good!
My daughter made choc chunk brownie with milky way chunks Many slices have just been eaten!
Peach "
Favourite is a packet of lotus biscuits and jar of chocolate spread to dip them in |
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"Cheesy puffs
Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth
They smell like unwashed arsehole.
How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? never heard of scratch and sniff
I’m a proper lady......we don’t know things like this.
I’m not a proper lady. Obvs. "
Ha ha I never said that..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A beer. I saw her, alone, standing in her corner of my fridge. I walked up to her, confident and smiling. Keeping eye contact. I wanted her. And she knew it...I could see how moist she was. When I opened her, she did not resist.
Huh, this lockdown might be affecting me a bit too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Rolo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was a meatball as I just had some easter dinner |
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By *indy777Couple
over a year ago
Hampshire |
Paracetamol. Got a headache! |
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Lemon and honey coz my throat feels like sandpaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lovely tart. Apple to be precise |
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Greek yoghurt with honey yummm |
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Mini Eggs - finally got out to the shops for the essentials plus a bit of choc! First in nearly three weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A potato |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bowl of blueberries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A potato"
Whole and uncooked I hope
Fuzz |
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"A beer. I saw her, alone, standing in her corner of my fridge. I walked up to her, confident and smiling. Keeping eye contact. I wanted her. And she knew it...I could see how moist she was. When I opened her, she did not resist.
Huh, this lockdown might be affecting me a bit too much."
Ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butterflies lamb leg minted with garlic mayo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cornflake nests xx
Tease "
I can't lie it was yummy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A potato
Whole and uncooked I hope
Fuzz"
With lashings of soil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rose wine x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A potato
Whole and uncooked I hope
Fuzz
With lashings of soil"
And fertilizer sprinkles
Fuzz |
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"Cornflake nests xx
Tease
I can't lie it was yummy xx"
Now that's just pornographic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A potato
Whole and uncooked I hope
Fuzz
With lashings of soil
And fertilizer sprinkles
Fuzz"
Got to get the boobs to grow somehow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A shot of vodka |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Prosecco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Co-codamol and water |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Rose G&T with Elderflower tonic but just about to munch on some Easter egg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wine... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wine..."
Same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Update; another shot of vodka and a pill with O.C. on it pure mental aye im aff ma rocker. One does like to through a frisbee at a tree to feel the aesthetics of the bark |
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Currently drinking g&t
Sarah x |
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"Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock!
Probably both taste the same
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I know have thoughts of crab meat tasting cock and cheesy puff arseholes..oh dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Irn brujust checked you are scottish "
I did the same |
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"Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock!
Probably both taste the same
I know have thoughts of crab meat tasting cock and cheesy puff arseholes..oh dear "
Gawd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A beer. I saw her, alone, standing in her corner of my fridge. I walked up to her, confident and smiling. Keeping eye contact. I wanted her. And she knew it...I could see how moist she was. When I opened her, she did not resist.
Huh, this lockdown might be affecting me a bit too much.
Ha "
And she was not jealous when I had another one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some very nice white wine, I might get another bottle out the fridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pinot grigio... and a thermometer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roasted peanuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My first alcoholic drink in 4 years.... |
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Tim Horton's carrot cake muffin, yummy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate Angel Delight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Update: another shot of
Vodka |
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"Update: another shot of
Vodka "
Are you still upright up there?! |
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Roast chicken salad sandwich, followed by caramel swirl ice cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pinot Grigio |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mouth?
A spoonful of fresh crabmeat
Ps, I wish I was saying cock!
Probably both taste the same
I know have thoughts of crab meat tasting cock and cheesy puff arseholes..oh dear "
Quite the combo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Water... wish it was wine but got a long day in work tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Domino's pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An after-eight followed by a sip of rum and . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee and Caramel vodka and zero , mmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More white wine, 3rdbottle on the go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Milkybar buttons |
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Listerine .... in the hope I don’t wake up with cock breath x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aperol spritz xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quality single malt as ive run out of bourbon |
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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
The tip of my penis,then I woke up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A citrus cooler cocktail |
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"More white wine, 3rdbottle on the go "
Crumbs, are you still upright? *Hic* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It pulsated in my mouth every thirty seconds only to climax at two minutes. |
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A kit kat. Sucked the chocolate off very slowly and got sticky fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I say a throbbing clit it would be a lie so it was a big glass full of dark rum(wishing I was in Barbados) but sadly stuck near nottingham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cheese, ham & tomato sandwich just now. Rather boring but simple. |
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Two jammie dodgers & a cup of milk. |
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"A toothbrush "
You filthy animal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A brew, wish It was something more naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toothbrush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spoon full of porridge |
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