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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Blind date when I lived in the states, he took me to a topless bar and peeved over the waitress then a comedy club and he got hammered.
Tried to drive me home but couldn't then tried it on.
I walked home! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a date with someone with a serious drink problem. It was as sad as it was horrendous, very glad when it ended...I did the gentlemanly thing and made sure she got home...then escaped. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blind date when I lived in the states, he took me to a topless bar and peeved over the waitress then a comedy club and he got hammered.
Tried to drive me home but couldn't then tried it on.
I walked home! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a date with someone with a serious drink problem. It was as sad as it was horrendous, very glad when it ended...I did the gentlemanly thing and made sure she got home...then escaped. "
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
Away with the faeries |
Posh Cambridge uni PhD student. Up his own ass all night so I excused myself, got in a taxi and he invited himself in.  Rode in the taxi with me well past his house to mine where he tried to kiss me (despite us not speaking a single solitary word during the journey).
Really hope he's gained some life skills and self-awareness since then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Posh Cambridge uni PhD student. Up his own ass all night so I excused myself, got in a taxi and he invited himself in. Rode in the taxi with me well past his house to mine where he tried to kiss me (despite us not speaking a single solitary word during the journey).
Really hope he's gained some life skills and self-awareness since then!"
Men baffle me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a single chap, went out drinking with a male friend and got really d*unk. Spotted a nice looking girl, amazing breasts.
Eventually got chatting, walked back to her place and she proceeded to strip naked.
Her breasts dropped down to her knees and her ankles were all bruised from what looked like injecting drugs!
She said "Come on then" - I replied "no hurry let me give you a massage".
I must have massaged her for 2 hours before she finally fell asleep and I fucked off  |
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As a young man I was on a date with a girl who drank like a fish she was really embarrassing, I walked her home she sort of lurched & staggered we got to her home she invited me in, I went in she puked over me attempted to wipe it away then tried to kiss me, I left, quickly she phoned I ignored couple of weeks later I'm in a bar on a date with another girl when the puker comes over and starts having a go at me and new girlfriend, new girlfriend leaves I walk home alone, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met someone at a local pub that i'd chatted to a few times, we are sitting in the pub and i'm trying to get conversation going as its all a bit stilted. i ask how his day has been and he says that he had buried his mother that morning, i suggested that perhaps he should of cancelled our meet. He said that he thought i could cheer him up, i stayed a bit longer in his company then beat a retreat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two equally weird ones.....
#1 - Snogged a lass at the end of the night whilst at a club, agreed to meet up with her again the end of the following week. Got to hers at the arranged time and after chatting with her and her mate for a bit, we left with her throwing a dressing gown over her slouchies and coming out like that.  Went to the local bowling alley for in incredibly uncomfortable hour or so before walking her back home. No idea what that was about.
#2 - Met up with a woman off a dating site after chatting for a few weeks. She seemed a little shy but engaging enough; met in the afternoon, got a bite to eat and then went out in the evening. Went to late bar and after a few drinks got inside her, she sat next to me and randomly berated people in the club....”Look at that fucking prick...who does he think he is?” “What’s that fucking arsehole doing? Fucking twat”
Bit my tongue through it all, got back to hers and after chilling uncomfortably on the sofa for a while, she asked if I wanted to stay at which point I said I had to get back ‘unfortunately’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Date from an internet site about 7 years ago.
I wasn’t the least bit attracted to him.
We met for a drink, he was soaking wet with sweat from his nerves. Then he started talking about his ex and physically started crying in the pub. I told him he wasn’t ready for dating and I left.
Another blind date set up by a work colleague. Went to the cinema, the guy broke wind 4 times during the film and he stank!
This is why I don’t date lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had a date what ? Never? How come?"
Never been asked I guess.... Met my ex husband in the pub I was in every weekend, either saw him in there or he would come to mine, until we moved in together... Met my last partner in an msn chatroom... He used to come and visit at weekends until I moved in with him... Not wanted a partner after losing him 5 years ago, so guess I will never go on one lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhh where to begin.
There was Lay-By Scott. He picked e up to go to the Christmas Market and on the way pulled into a lay-by, got his cock out and tried to kiss me.
There was ‘I shagged her’ Ant. He kept pointing out all the girls he’d slept with
There was Unhinged Rich. Who would make jokes about murdering me then laugh hysterically.
Cry baby Steven. Mediocre date, ended up in bed and he cry maxed.
And so so so so many more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two equally weird ones.....
#1 - Snogged a lass at the end of the night whilst at a club, agreed to meet up with her again the end of the following week. Got to hers at the arranged time and after chatting with her and her mate for a bit, we left with her throwing a dressing gown over her slouchies and coming out like that. Went to the local bowling alley for in incredibly uncomfortable hour or so before walking her back home. No idea what that was about.
#2 - Met up with a woman off a dating site after chatting for a few weeks. She seemed a little shy but engaging enough; met in the afternoon, got a bite to eat and then went out in the evening. Went to late bar and after a few drinks got inside her, she sat next to me and randomly berated people in the club....”Look at that fucking prick...who does he think he is?” “What’s that fucking arsehole doing? Fucking twat”
Bit my tongue through it all, got back to hers and after chilling uncomfortably on the sofa for a while, she asked if I wanted to stay at which point I said I had to get back ‘unfortunately’."
Second date....Maybe she had PMT that day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a one night stand with a guy, who left before when I woke up. When I did get up, I found all of the lamps in my house in a heap at the top of my stairs....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went home with a girl some years ago during a night out. I was so horribly d*unk that I poo'd myself mid shag. "
Oh my.... epic fail mate! Lol...... stop that mans beer |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I had a one night stand with a guy, who left before when I woke up. When I did get up, I found all of the lamps in my house in a heap at the top of my stairs....... "
This is my favourite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a one night stand with a guy, who left before when I woke up. When I did get up, I found all of the lamps in my house in a heap at the top of my stairs....... "
Did you ever find out why?! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Ahhhh where to begin.
There was Lay-By Scott. He picked e up to go to the Christmas Market and on the way pulled into a lay-by, got his cock out and tried to kiss me.
There was ‘I shagged her’ Ant. He kept pointing out all the girls he’d slept with
There was Unhinged Rich. Who would make jokes about murdering me then laugh hysterically.
Cry baby Steven. Mediocre date, ended up in bed and he cry maxed.
And so so so so many more "
This reads like a greek tragedy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A coffee on the beach with a guy who then went on to tell me he was a virgin and even though I wasn't really his type.. would I PLEASE sleep with him!!
I didn't.
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This is golden. |
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I had a weird date from a dating site a few years ago, met up in Blackpool, she berated me for standing in the wrong place.. we were meant to be going for a bite to eat and a drink. She went in about 10 shops buying stuff for someones birthday and then said "all I want is a pasty"... I walked her to where she got her bus and off she went... was in her company for all of an hour and half... |
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"A coffee on the beach with a guy who then went on to tell me he was a virgin and even though I wasn't really his type.. would I PLEASE sleep with him!!
I didn't.
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Didn't you find out if he ever popped it
We need the happy ending |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2nd date with a lovely or so I thought lady.. Nice restaurant and £100 night out.. Only to get a text the next day to tell me I wasn't her type.. But thanks for meal.. Later found out she was already engaged... |
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I can think of a couple.
One was a nice lady, we matched on a dating app and chatted for a while. We met for dinner and enjoyed a pleasant evening until she asked me if I cried at films with a sad ending. I said that I didn’t and she stormed out, I still don’t know why.
The other was a stalker......I’m not gonna go back there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Took a lovely girl out , years ago , we had a good few drink ( good laugh) got back to my house , I just popped to the toilet and the room started spinning , next thing I was uncontrollably throwing up , woke up on the floor a couple of hours later, she must have left ages before then . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My worst ever date was with a girl I'd known from a while back. We had met at a house party and gotten on really well that night but never talked beyond that. Years later I saw her on Tinder and we got talking and she was just like I remembered. We talked for a few days straight and I asked if she wanted to go out for a drink on the Quay to which she said yes.
She arrived about 20 minutes late which annoyed me but we got a drink sat down outside, and talked for a while. It was going well and we were having fun but then she started going on a big rant about police corruption and conspiracy theories and I was like what the fuck is going on. She was suddenly acting paranoid and not like how she had been before.
After a while we got back on track and steered the conversation away. Again we talked for a it longer before she said: "Do you mind if I do something naughty?" I figured this was a flirty thing so obviously I was into it. No. She pulls out a fucking crack pipe and starts trying to light it! I'm not into hard drug use anyway ( is fine but nothing more) and we're out in public view as well which is even worse! So I just stood up, put my hands on the table and said: "I don't think this is going to work out" before walking away and never seeing her again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a one night stand with a guy, who left before when I woke up. When I did get up, I found all of the lamps in my house in a heap at the top of my stairs.......
Whoa!??! "
Yeah! It freaked me out big time!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a one night stand with a guy, who left before when I woke up. When I did get up, I found all of the lamps in my house in a heap at the top of my stairs.......
Did you ever find out why?! "
No. I've never seen him again. Thank fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went home with a girl some years ago during a night out. I was so horribly d*unk that I poo'd myself mid shag. "
I'm trying to think of something to write... And I can't find the words. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"A coffee on the beach with a guy who then went on to tell me he was a virgin and even though I wasn't really his type.. would I PLEASE sleep with him!!
I didn't.
Didn't you find out if he ever popped it
We need the happy ending "
No I didn't. But during the coffee on the beach, he had a little cry and I counselled him a bit. Took some new photos and helped him reword his profile. Silver linings!! For him anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a date last month. We went to IKEA and then for coffee.
I didn't fancy him when he arrived but I told myself off for being shallow.
His chat was rubbish and then the final straw was him showing me photos of his ex wife..
He text me and said he had a lovely time and hoped to see me again. I responded politely with you seem lovely but I didn't feel that we had a spark so I didn't want to lead him on and see him again.
I got sent a woe is me reply telling me I crushed his confidence and why so bad guys always do better.
Think it was a lucky escape |
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"I've never had a date
Me either to be fair
Well I’ve been on dates with my husband, but never met someone for a date (if that makes sense)"
Same here, never been on a date other than with my husband |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
Met a woman I knew from school years ago, we met up at a pub near her, we got on really well but I noticed this guy kept looking and staring at her and me, I said to her do you know that guy , turns out it was an ex-boyfriend who used to Stalk her !!!! Had to phone the police needless to say I decided against any sort of relationship with her  |
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"I had a date last month. We went to IKEA and then for coffee.
I didn't fancy him when he arrived but I told myself off for being shallow.
His chat was rubbish and then the final straw was him showing me photos of his ex wife..
He text me and said he had a lovely time and hoped to see me again. I responded politely with you seem lovely but I didn't feel that we had a spark so I didn't want to lead him on and see him again.
I got sent a woe is me reply telling me I crushed his confidence and why so bad guys always do better.
Think it was a lucky escape "
You had a date at IKEA? |
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"I had a one night stand with a guy, who left before when I woke up. When I did get up, I found all of the lamps in my house in a heap at the top of my stairs....... "
sorry about that, it's just something I do  |
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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago
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So so many to choose from, I had one guy that I met up with for a coffee and about 10 minutes in he said "can I ask you something?" Yeah sure why not "have you found Jesus?"
Well I thought he was joking so said yeah, he's in my garden sorting out the roses but I think you pronounce it hey zeus. He then proceeded to quote the bible at me for the next 45 minutes before I left
Another guy seemed perfect until he asked to "suck the scuzz from between my toes" how I didn't throw up I'll never know. The normal ones are all taken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt. |
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"Tell us all about it"
Went on a date a few years ago with a woman who I met on a dating app who turned out to be a massive racist arsehole with a statement about the victims of grenfell that it was ok as they were immigrants. I was pleased when by coincidence my cousin turned up in the bar we were in. I then managed to get away. |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt."
Should’ve left with his date lol |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol "
Was about to say the same! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol "
She wasnt that hot |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
Was about to say the same! "
Great minds and all that jazz. Would have served them both right if he had |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
She wasnt that hot"
Haha surely it would have been a gentlemanly rescue of her though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
She wasnt that hot
Haha surely it would have been a gentlemanly rescue of her though lol "
I took more pride out of the fact she had to find her own way home that night!  |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
She wasnt that hot
Haha surely it would have been a gentlemanly rescue of her though lol "
Bants ain't no gentleman |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
She wasnt that hot
Haha surely it would have been a gentlemanly rescue of her though lol
I took more pride out of the fact she had to find her own way home that night! "
Fair enough. How did first day back in work go? |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
She wasnt that hot
Haha surely it would have been a gentlemanly rescue of her though lol
Bants ain't no gentleman "
I’m realising that one although I’ve also heard him get some praise so he’s a complex little soul hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
She wasnt that hot
Haha surely it would have been a gentlemanly rescue of her though lol
I took more pride out of the fact she had to find her own way home that night!
Fair enough. How did first day back in work go? "
Busy which is actually good! Planning on having more kip and doing less trip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Technically a fab social/date...but definitely the worst.
Met for drinks, when I arrived I thought he wasn’t there, turns out he was and that he was just 20plus years older than his pics (if they were even him!). Instantly awkward but I sat with him and confronted about the pics, which he brushed over and changed the subject.
To make matters worse he was VERY touchy feely. I went to the ladies and never returned. I even left my coat! When I went to retrieve it the next day thinking it would have been handed in they said he had taken it with him... he never tried to contact me to return it |
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"Went to the cinema with a girl. Just got sat down in our seats when her ex lad walked in with another girl.....my date ended up going over to speak to him and continued talling to him even after the film started. I gave it 10 mins then left. His date looked as pissed off as I felt.
Should’ve left with his date lol
She wasnt that hot
Haha surely it would have been a gentlemanly rescue of her though lol
I took more pride out of the fact she had to find her own way home that night!
Fair enough. How did first day back in work go?
Busy which is actually good! Planning on having more kip and doing less trip! "
Pleased it went well mate and good you busy |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"A coffee on the beach with a guy who then went on to tell me he was a virgin and even though I wasn't really his type.. would I PLEASE sleep with him!!
I didn't.
Didn't you find out if he ever popped it
We need the happy ending
No I didn't. But during the coffee on the beach, he had a little cry and I counselled him a bit. Took some new photos and helped him reword his profile. Silver linings!! For him anyway "
Thats nice of you..I've met a couple of ladies off fab where I felt the date was more of a counselling support session .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a one night stand with a guy, who left before when I woke up. When I did get up, I found all of the lamps in my house in a heap at the top of my stairs....... sorry about that, it's just something I do "
Ha ha. It was pretty freaky. |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"Ahhhh where to begin.
There was Lay-By Scott. He picked e up to go to the Christmas Market and on the way pulled into a lay-by, got his cock out and tried to kiss me.
There was ‘I shagged her’ Ant. He kept pointing out all the girls he’d slept with
There was Unhinged Rich. Who would make jokes about murdering me then laugh hysterically.
Cry baby Steven. Mediocre date, ended up in bed and he cry maxed.
And so so so so many more "
You seem to have a talent..... |
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Met this woman on tinder. She only wanted to see me on a date because she found out that my relative is a up and coming spoken words artist and only used me to get closer to them. A total fan girl. Spoke about my relative the whole night. I thought i could use this to my advantage to have a fun night. Ended up being so boring as when got closer to her she just imagined I was my relative. So ended up blocking and never speaking to her again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a woman off plenty of fish, for a first date. She turned up d*unk and driving her car? When I say d*unk I mean she fell out of the car?
Mark"
Wow I have heard of Dutch courage but that really is over doing it! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating. "
This is brilliant! So funny but also terrified for you in that moment haha.
I think I’d fall in love if you turned up on a date with you shoes on the wrong feet! |
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"Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating. "
Yes but how are your demons doing? |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating.
This is brilliant! So funny but also terrified for you in that moment haha.
I think I’d fall in love if you turned up on a date with you shoes on the wrong feet!"
For two hours I complained that my feet were hurting, he looked down and told me I had my shoes on the wrong feet. To be fair, it was never gonna go any where. He turned up in a fleece with a howling wolf and dream catcher emblazoned on it... |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating.
Yes but how are your demons doing? "
I didn't have MSN. |
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"Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating.
Yes but how are your demons doing?
I didn't have MSN. "
A wise decision |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I met a fella on POF - we had a date in a pub in Cardiff one evening and we sat chatting for a few hours. No chemistry or anything but still having a nice time chatting. So i thought.
He goes to the loo, comes back and then sits down and tells me that we both know this isn’t going anywhere and that i should go.
I felt like a right twat. My car was parked in a multi storey and it was 11pm at night. I sat there thinking he’ll offer to walk me to my car in a minute.....but he didn’t. He sat there, arms folded across his chest just looking at me.
I picked up my bag and off i toddled, feeling a bit shit. He was sat in his seat watching me go - he probably did a little dance when i was out of sight!!
Anyway, the good news is i wasn’t mugged.
Did put me off dating though. I keep dates mega mega mega casual now. |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"I met a fella on POF - we had a date in a pub in Cardiff one evening and we sat chatting for a few hours. No chemistry or anything but still having a nice time chatting. So i thought.
He goes to the loo, comes back and then sits down and tells me that we both know this isn’t going anywhere and that i should go.
I felt like a right twat. My car was parked in a multi storey and it was 11pm at night. I sat there thinking he’ll offer to walk me to my car in a minute.....but he didn’t. He sat there, arms folded across his chest just looking at me.
I picked up my bag and off i toddled, feeling a bit shit. He was sat in his seat watching me go - he probably did a little dance when i was out of sight!!
Anyway, the good news is i wasn’t mugged.
Did put me off dating though. I keep dates mega mega mega casual now."
How bloody rude, .. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Two dates via a site stick in my memory.
1. Met up with one lady at local pub on a winter evening. Got there 30 mins early in case I could bail out but she was there already. Shook my hand as we met, but it felt greasy - turned out she'd had hand surgery a week before and what I felt was mix of wound discharge & ointment!
She, as I found out, had appalling B.O. Jeez, could almost see flies buzzing round her! Lady behind bar told me 45 minutes later, she'd been barred from some pubs in town for her unhygienic state. I made my excuse to go to the loo, and ran away.
2. The lady's Dating site profile showed her to be pretty, so when I turned up at her house (our meet plans) to collect her, the door was opened by a hulk of a woman who filled the door frame. I thought this would be her mother and spoke to her as such.
Wrong! This was the girl I was supposed to be taking out! Went to 3 pubs across the evening, where she talked non stop about her miserable life how she hated her job, her family, in fact all aspects of her life. I couldn't get a word in edge ways.
Got her back home to drop her off, where she said she'd had the best date in ages, and she'd love to go out again with me!
I made my excuses and left. |
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"I went on a date with my brothers short fat bald friend... bad idea.
Just a bad idea...Cinema, then watched him guzzle KFC (not had KFC since)
Ugh"
Trying to think what'd put me off KFC...hmmmm...I'll get back to you. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I met a fella on POF - we had a date in a pub in Cardiff one evening and we sat chatting for a few hours. No chemistry or anything but still having a nice time chatting. So i thought.
He goes to the loo, comes back and then sits down and tells me that we both know this isn’t going anywhere and that i should go.
I felt like a right twat. My car was parked in a multi storey and it was 11pm at night. I sat there thinking he’ll offer to walk me to my car in a minute.....but he didn’t. He sat there, arms folded across his chest just looking at me.
I picked up my bag and off i toddled, feeling a bit shit. He was sat in his seat watching me go - he probably did a little dance when i was out of sight!!
Anyway, the good news is i wasn’t mugged.
Did put me off dating though. I keep dates mega mega mega casual now.
How bloody rude, .."
I know! I was in full Bruce Lee combat mode going up them car park stairs! |
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Oh I've had a few I've shared over the years.
There was the guy who looked like Daniel Craig. We met at London Bridge and I've never seen a crowd of people stop and stare as someone walked past. I remember the excitement when I saw him scanning the forecourt for me and his excitement when he saw me.
He approached said my name and my heart sank! He looked like Daniel Craig but sounded like Joe Pasquale. He was also as boring as fuck. All he spoke about was his mother.
I've never eaten lunch so fast, it was basically cut and swallow to get away from the crashing bore.
After that I always spoke to potential dates/meets on the phone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in the day of postal dating. I met her in a restaurant for lunch. All safe and public.
We ordered some food. She then got out several letters, from various other applicants, and found mine. She began to read through and was nearly speaking aloud when I had to rein her in somewhat. But other folk could see and hear.
The date was an interview, and usually such dates are anyway. But that was tactless behaviour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating.
This is brilliant! So funny but also terrified for you in that moment haha.
I think I’d fall in love if you turned up on a date with you shoes on the wrong feet!
For two hours I complained that my feet were hurting, he looked down and told me I had my shoes on the wrong feet. To be fair, it was never gonna go any where. He turned up in a fleece with a howling wolf and dream catcher emblazoned on it..."
Note to self stop wearing my wolf dream catcher fleece on dates. |
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"A coffee on the beach with a guy who then went on to tell me he was a virgin and even though I wasn't really his type.. would I PLEASE sleep with him!!
I didn't.
Didn't you find out if he ever popped it
We need the happy ending
No I didn't. But during the coffee on the beach, he had a little cry and I counselled him a bit. Took some new photos and helped him reword his profile. Silver linings!! For him anyway "
That was sweet of you, quite heartwarming to read that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got invited to a couples house late night as hubby wanted to watch his wife with someone else, she was so shy and not really wanting to do anything, more him pressurising....had a brew and left as another bloke walked in! Awful..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mostly fail dates due to me feeling, acting like Mr.Bean. Too nervous or too excited.
The worst one was a few years ago tried to fit in a date during work hours. Took this uni student out for lunch and then for a walk in a park. Well spend the whole time worrying someone would spot me. She was so pissed off.
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oh I have had so many tragic dates, I could write a book.
Shoes on wrong feet (me) is quite a memorable one. Also a camping trip with a guy who I met and 'dated' for a month or so only for him to declare in a tent in the middle of no where, that he exorcised possesessed women he met off the Internet of their demons via the power of MSN...
I am crap at dating.
This is brilliant! So funny but also terrified for you in that moment haha.
I think I’d fall in love if you turned up on a date with you shoes on the wrong feet!
For two hours I complained that my feet were hurting, he looked down and told me I had my shoes on the wrong feet. To be fair, it was never gonna go any where. He turned up in a fleece with a howling wolf and dream catcher emblazoned on it...
Note to self stop wearing my wolf dream catcher fleece on dates. "
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