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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink..."
No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...
No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha "
Aaaaah so you’re pissing on a chair then? Gotcha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...
No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha "
Oh sorry bud, my mistake. It just really does look like you're pissing in your sink is all.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...
No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha
Aaaaah so you’re pissing on a chair then? Gotcha "
Ahhhhh I see in one of your pics you look like you haven't wiped your ass properly mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...
Ha ha ha "
Doesn't it look like he's pissing in his sink though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...
No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha
Oh sorry bud, my mistake. It just really does look like you're pissing in your sink is all.. "
That's alright mate haha |
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By *man79Man
over a year ago
newry dundalk. warrenpoint |
Read there profile , find something that stick out on their profile
Form a message with said something and send
Btw no dick pics
Happy fabbing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We all want someone to say “hey, see you’re on a sex site, so with respect, you have got to be a right whore who’ll fuck me?” Make sure you say “with respect” so then you’ve covered all bases x Viv x
Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"We all want someone to say “hey, see you’re on a sex site, so with respect, you have got to be a right whore who’ll fuck me?” Make sure you say “with respect” so then you’ve covered all bases x Viv x
Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x"
Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all want someone to say “hey, see you’re on a sex site, so with respect, you have got to be a right whore who’ll fuck me?” Make sure you say “with respect” so then you’ve covered all bases x Viv x
Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x
Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already. "
Oops!! Sorry!! My bad but you’ll forgive me, haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all want someone to say “hey, see you’re on a sex site, so with respect, you have got to be a right whore who’ll fuck me?” Make sure you say “with respect” so then you’ve covered all bases x Viv x
Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x
Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already. "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"We all want someone to say “hey, see you’re on a sex site, so with respect, you have got to be a right whore who’ll fuck me?” Make sure you say “with respect” so then you’ve covered all bases x Viv x
Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x
Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already.
Oops!! Sorry!! My bad but you’ll forgive me, haha xx"
Only because you're so lovely. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name) |
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink..."
That's unlikely to be an ideal first message for many women.
Read profiles and tailor your message.
Everyone wants respect, so show your version of it. Including lots of hot sexual details isn't likely the best first shot for most. We want to know more about you, why you're interested and to get a feel for how well we'll get along. We want to be comfortable when we're with you, as you'll be a friend for the moments, albeit you'll charge things sexually.
Remember, a lot will meet socially-only first, so if we get a sense we will get along, lots of smiles and feeling great around you, will be more attractive than brash sexual demands only.
You can fuck me silly later but let's feel good about each other. You can do this year way, so your personality comes across. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)"
What????
No kisses "XXX" at the end?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)
What????
No kisses "XXX" at the end?? "
Kisses aren’t necessary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...
That's unlikely to be an ideal first message for many women.
Read profiles and tailor your message.
Everyone wants respect, so show your version of it. Including lots of hot sexual details isn't likely the best first shot for most. We want to know more about you, why you're interested and to get a feel for how well we'll get along. We want to be comfortable when we're with you, as you'll be a friend for the moments, albeit you'll charge things sexually.
Remember, a lot will meet socially-only first, so if we get a sense we will get along, lots of smiles and feeling great around you, will be more attractive than brash sexual demands only.
You can fuck me silly later but let's feel good about each other. You can do this year way, so your personality comes across. "
No I meant the OP. On his profile pic it looks like he's pissing in his sink. Have a look if you dont believe me... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)
What????
No kisses "XXX" at the end??
Kisses aren’t necessary "
Noted.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)"
Works for me like... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)
Works for me like..."
Tbf this message has just worked on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)
Works for me like...
Tbf this message has just worked on me "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)
Works for me like...
Tbf this message has just worked on me "
You got my message then? |
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In my opinion a good profile is far more important than crafting some incredible, tailor-made first message mentioning all the persons interests and giving them five questions to answer or whatever else. If someone has a profile where they’ve clearly taken pride in it and made an effort then I imagine they’ll get people replying even just to a “hi, how are you?” message.
On the other hand, you can write a 2000-word essay as a first message and it isn’t going to get read most of the time if you haven’t put any effort into your profile.
I’d also be very surprised if there are many women who like being “talked to like a whore” in a first message. There are plenty of women who enjoy that kind of thing, but from people they’ve built up some kind of rapport with. I don’t think there are many who’d appreciate it from a stranger. I would very strongly advise against sending messages like that unless a profile explicitly requests it or something! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Have I ever told you that I luvs ya? "
Chicken nuggets, curry dip, and a cheeseburger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Have I ever told you that I luvs ya?
Chicken nuggets, curry dip, and a cheeseburger "
Im feckin starvin again now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best message...20 chicken nuggets, cheese burger, chicken mayo burger, cheese melts, large fries & McDonald's fanta and whatever you're having "
I feel like we could be friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best message...20 chicken nuggets, cheese burger, chicken mayo burger, cheese melts, large fries & McDonald's fanta and whatever you're having
I feel like we could be friends "
Ok but I'm not sharing x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best message...20 chicken nuggets, cheese burger, chicken mayo burger, cheese melts, large fries & McDonald's fanta and whatever you're having "
Stop it! Ive got the proper munchies and all the chippies are closed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!
I think the OP is being himself though, that's where he's running into difficulties..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree "
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise..."
Nooooooooo ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise..."
Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken. "
Yesssss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !"
Come over to the dark side  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken.
Yesssss"
See who needs to compromise when you can just pump the numbers up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side "
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken.
Yesssss
See who needs to compromise when you can just pump the numbers up! "
Pump pump pump it up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !"
Fact! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !"
Correct! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken.
Yesssss
See who needs to compromise when you can just pump the numbers up!
Pump pump pump it up"
You came to get it krunk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !
Correct! "
Are we made for each other?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !
Correct! "
Same difference (gasps!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !
Correct!
Are we made for each other??"
DID YOU JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS??? |
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !
Correct! "
It cant possibly be anything else unless you're not normal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !
Correct!
Are we made for each other??"
omg OMG OMG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !
Correct!
Are we made for each other??
omg OMG OMG "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"
But with what dips??
Curry dip is the only acceptable answer
Totally agree
Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...
Nooooooooo !
Come over to the dark side
Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !
Correct!
Are we made for each other??
DID YOU JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS???"
Really wish I could use the gif right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread 
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ?"
He's having Chinese sweet chilli aren't you mate... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ?
He's having Chinese sweet chilli aren't you mate..."
Stop trying to convert people!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo "
Oooooh controversial! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo
Oooooh controversial! "
That's a better call than bloody curry sauce! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo
Oooooh controversial!
That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!"
Bollox lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo
Oooooh controversial!
That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!"
Stop embarrassing yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo
Oooooh controversial!
That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!
Stop embarrassing yourself "
Hey I'm not the one putting curry sauce on me nuggets... |
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"Gotta ketchup with the thread
Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha
But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo
Oooooh controversial!
That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!
Bollox lol"
Curry's OK not my first choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who puts curry sauce on a chicken nugget? That's like putting gravy on fish and chips. Wrong innit...
Had me at "innit" (secret chav) yeh bruv
Safe"
You knows it spa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your bank account details including 3 digit code you bet your life they'll thank you for that "
Haha, I’ve been offered that a couple of time’s on insta and f**ebook. Guys who want me to be their Domme, but when I’ve offered to send them details of some of my friends who are practicing Domme/FinDommes they’ve said no x Viv x |
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"So many woman on here want to be spoke to like a complete whore and others hate it can't win haha"
Some like to be spoken to like they are a whore.
Speak to them like a whore.
Some don't.
Don't speak to those ones like a whore.
Win/win.
Seriously though, there is a 'magic message' you can send. Any woman that receives it will drop everything to meet you and you will be balls deep by lunchtime.
The downside is it works two ways. You HAVE to fuck any woman that sends it to you.
Would you use the message? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!
I think the OP is being himself though, that's where he's running into difficulties..."
Why the nastiness? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!
I think the OP is being himself though, that's where he's running into difficulties...
Why the nastiness? "
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. How's he ever going to learn otherwise...Anyway, curry sauce on chicken nuggets? What the actual fuck is that all about? There's some strange people on here... |
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"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you
(Insert name)"
I’m stealing this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I have tried to see if 'nice anus on you ! Keep eating fiber!' works.
And the results are significantly positive. Except for the ones who blocked me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a face pic attached to the first message, it's not a must but it's more likely to get my attention. And I'll always look at a profile before I decide how I'm going to answer. "
Same! But if you tell me I’m gorgeous and you want to worship me that may also work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I have tried to see if 'nice anus on you ! Keep eating fiber!' works.
And the results are significantly positive. Except for the ones who blocked me."
That just made me squirt(coffee over my phone) |
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