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Are you wanking too much? Probably not.

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I've just run some quick questions through Google and cum up with some pink eye watering results.

Please bare with me as I'm not a doctor, I've taken all my figures as an average, the quality and quantity of male ejaculates is mainly lifestyle oriented so Rab C Nesbit will be on the low end, Michaelangelo's David would probably spunk to the moon and back but let's do some maths....

16846200 males in the UK between 15-55 yes old.

3ml of spunk per load.

1 load a day (yes I know that we're probably into double figures as we're in lockdown but the quantity reduces per ejaculate ie; 5ml 3ml 1ml 1/2ml etc but that means that you would be doing nothing at all but wanking and producing sperm, all day, every day just to prove a point).

=...... 50000 litres of spunk per day!

That's 2105 litres of pineapple chunk per hour, or if this lockdown continued for two months then there will be 2.8 million litres of man fat thrown away when an Olympic swimming pool only holds 2.5 million litres.

So no.... You're not wanking too much.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan  over a year ago

chester

Any guys out there that are worried about wanking too much - then I recommend the CB3000

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By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston

Fancy a swim anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fancy a swim anyone?

"

Can I wear my armbands ?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

But what about the heavy cummers?

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"But what about the heavy cummers?"

Currently lost at sea.

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"Fancy a swim anyone?

Can I wear my armbands ? "

Because man fat is more dense than water you'd probably float, or maybe even be able to walk across it.

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