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Nora’s big bucket is back

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok room 101 styleeeee. I have a mahoooosive bucket here where things will be gone forever. Tell me what you want rid of forever and I may allow it in my bucket.

Be nice! No people allowed in my bucket.

Yes Coronavirus is the first thing to go in my bucket!

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Celery. The of the devil.

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

Noisy eaters.

Especially ones who cream food on the roof of their mouth.

Thanks

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can we put a class of people in there? Those who contaminate groceries by spitting on them or licking them, or spit on emergency workers.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Celery. The of the devil. "

Only you can’t type w-e-e-d on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Celery. The of the devil. "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can take in there my desperate need to be famous ! I gave up the idea when I realise that I wasn't the only to have nice shoes and to be able to cross my legs while wearing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we put a class of people in there? Those who contaminate groceries by spitting on them or licking them, or spit on emergency workers."

Hell yes

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Loneliness

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa cakes! They are evil things, especially the new pineapple ones. Keep them away from my biscuit aisle too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can take in there my desperate need to be famous ! I gave up the idea when I realise that I wasn't the only to have nice shoes and to be able to cross my legs while wearing them "

you’re still the boss of those shoes so nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Loneliness"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes! They are evil things, especially the new pineapple ones. Keep them away from my biscuit aisle too! "

Oh god yes

Biscuits of the devil

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

People who flout the lockdown laws

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"You can take in there my desperate need to be famous ! I gave up the idea when I realise that I wasn't the only to have nice shoes and to be able to cross my legs while wearing them "

We are not convinced you aren’t the same person

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Jaffa cakes! They are evil things, especially the new pineapple ones. Keep them away from my biscuit aisle too! "

Nooooooo

They make me less invisible

Nooooooo

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Banana. Hate the texture. Hate the taste. And everyone thinks I'm weird for not liking it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can take in there my desperate need to be famous ! I gave up the idea when I realise that I wasn't the only to have nice shoes and to be able to cross my legs while wearing them

We are not convinced you aren’t the same person

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Anyone who mentions the C word and lockdown on a fun thread !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Corona conspiracy theorists

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Banana. Hate the texture. Hate the taste. And everyone thinks I'm weird for not liking it "

Nope!

. Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone who mentions the C word and lockdown on a fun thread ! "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tv remotes.....keep fecking losing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Corona conspiracy theorists "

Hmmm I’m in 2 minds as they make me laugh.

But yeah go on then they can be annoying after a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tv remotes.....keep fecking losing them

Nope!

. Means we’d have to get up to change the channel! Outrageous suggestion

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Noisy eaters.

Especially ones who cream food on the roof of their mouth.

Thanks"

Or eat with their mouth open and chew like a cow!

We need to plot their downfall....I'm thinking ripping their jaw off with a JCB digger

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Jaffa cakes! They are evil things, especially the new pineapple ones. Keep them away from my biscuit aisle too!

Nooooooo

They make me less invisible

Nooooooo"

Sorryy but it has to be done. I’ll send you a packet of shortbread fingers, as a replacement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corona conspiracy theorists

Hmmm I’m in 2 minds as they make me laugh.

But yeah go on then they can be annoying after a while

Thank you Nora, they are busting my balls at the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seasonal moulting in pets. I swear to god there's more cat hair than there is air in my house.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

All music (I use this term loosely) by Dave please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noisy eaters.

Especially ones who cream food on the roof of their mouth.

Thanks"

Sorry. Missed this one!

Yep!

. Gross

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seasonal moulting in pets. I swear to god there's more cat hair than there is air in my house. "

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All music (I use this term loosely) by Dave please..."

Dave who? Be more specific

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

"Tv remotes.....keep fecking losing them

Nope!

. Means we’d have to get up to change the channel! Outrageous suggestion

Plus how would all those men measure their willies?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tv remotes.....keep fecking losing them

Nope!

. Means we’d have to get up to change the channel! Outrageous suggestion

Plus how would all those men measure their willies?!"

Good point !

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By *avhonaWoman over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Perfume telly adverts. Pointless and rarely do they feature David Gandy!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Food pushers. No I won't like coriander the way you make it, please fuck off.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"All music (I use this term loosely) by Dave please...

Dave who? Be more specific

No, he is just known as Dave apparently. I'd never heard of him either until I watched the Brits Awards fairly recently - utter shite...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corona conspiracy theorists "

Conspiracy theorists in general

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perfume telly adverts. Pointless and rarely do they feature David Gandy!"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The yoghurt lady in Sainsbury’s. I know we can’t put people in but she’s the worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Food pushers. No I won't like coriander the way you make it, please fuck off."

Yep

. My daughter is one of those

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crocs

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Banana. Hate the texture. Hate the taste. And everyone thinks I'm weird for not liking it "

I like the taste but hate the texture so I’m with you on part of that one

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

"Noisy eaters.

Especially ones who cream food on the roof of their mouth.

Thanks

Or eat with their mouth open and chew like a cow!

We need to plot their downfall....I'm thinking ripping their jaw off with a JCB digger"

I like you. A lot.

I once had to sit next to a quavers creamer on a train.

I almost died.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"People who flout the lockdown laws

Ahem .....Please throw them in Nora, they do my head in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Corona conspiracy theorists

Conspiracy theorists in general "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crocs

"
yep

and uggs!

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

I’d like to get rid of companies such as Lockheed Martin, BEA Systems and any other company that makes shit loads of money out of wars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can take in there my desperate need to be famous ! I gave up the idea when I realise that I wasn't the only to have nice shoes and to be able to cross my legs while wearing them

We are not convinced you aren’t the same person

He's not the same person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crocs on men and onesies for adults !

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Crocs

yep

and uggs!"

Then what would the chavs wear??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People who flout the lockdown laws

Ahem .....Please throw them in Nora, they do my head in

"
hundred percent yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crocs on men and onesies for adults ! "

I’ve said crocs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crocs on men and onesies for adults ! "

Crocs are in. Onesies? Hell no!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to say this. I'm not pretending to be anyone else. I've noticed that I have been blocked by someone and I guess this is because they think I'm pretending to be someone else but I'm not!! Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The yoghurt lady in Sainsbury’s. I know we can’t put people in but she’s the worst "

Yoghurt lady?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crocs on men and onesies for adults !

I’ve said crocs

Ok ok I live on the end of the world, must be lag slowing the messages down

Can I replace crocs with people who use the word "snowflake" all the time when describing anyone who doesnt agree with them?

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Tv remotes.....keep fecking losing them

Nope!

. Means we’d have to get up to change the channel! Outrageous suggestion

Plus how would all those men measure their willies?!"

By using deodorant cans or beer cans haha

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Crocs on men and onesies for adults !

Crocs are in. Onesies? Hell no! "

I’m a fan of a onesie in winter so I’m with you on the hell no like you Nora x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crocs on men and onesies for adults !

I’ve said crocs

Ok ok I live on the end of the world, must be lag slowing the messages down

Can I replace crocs with people who use the word "snowflake" all the time when describing anyone who doesnt agree with them?"

Yeah to be fair that word does annoy me

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Crocs

yep

and uggs!"

You'll take my comfortable sheepskin (New Zealand made) slippers from my cold dead hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have to say this. I'm not pretending to be anyone else. I've noticed that I have been blocked by someone and I guess this is because they think I'm pretending to be someone else but I'm not!! Ffs"

Awww bless you (if you’re not him). I don’t trust him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crocs

yep

and uggs!

You'll take my comfortable sheepskin (New Zealand made) slippers from my cold dead hands."

Slippers are fine. I use mine as slippers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw my shoes in and then maybe people will believe me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Throw my shoes in and then maybe people will believe me "

No!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men who wear skinny Jean's and man buns/top knots

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Men who wear skinny Jean's and man buns/top knots"

Good job I cut my hair a couple of years ago and put weight on so I can’t fit in my skinny jeans anymore

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Those who shame people for how they're spending lockdown, presuming they're following social distancing measures. (No you don't have to learn a language, write a novel, do 150 pushups a day - although if you want to, great)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men who wear skinny Jean's and man buns/top knots"

Yep

. Not my thing and it’s my bucket!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Those who shame people for how they're spending lockdown, presuming they're following social distancing measures. (No you don't have to learn a language, write a novel, do 150 pushups a day - although if you want to, great)"

Absolutely this! And no you don’t have to play school with your children from 9 till half 3 every day! Learning isn’t all about sitting at a desk.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Companies who are cashing in massively on the C-word and sending out shitty marketing emails that have obviously been dreamed up by a bored intern who gave a brief glance at social media and tried to be relevant.

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Companies who are cashing in massively on the C-word and sending out shitty marketing emails that have obviously been dreamed up by a bored intern who gave a brief glance at social media and tried to be relevant.

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off."

You could do with some new pink slippers though

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off.

You could do with some new pink slippers though

I'm waiting for someone to give me his socks. Until then I'll wear my slippers until they are rags.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off."

Yes companies who are cashing in on it definitely. Companies who are still working and making money and keeping prices the same then no

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off."

Yes. Omg. "Stay at home in style!"

Fuck. You.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off.

Yes. Omg. "Stay at home in style!"

Fuck. You."

you tell em swing

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By *olieandSlaveCouple over a year ago

Stafford

Those opening messages that sound as if I should be grateful for their offer... like 'im in my lorry a mile away for the next hour' often seen accompanied by a crusty dick pic

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off.

Yes. Omg. "Stay at home in style!"

Fuck. You.

you tell em swing "

Getting me started should probably go in the bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’d like to add the despicable scum who were selling Calpol and baby milk for £200 plus on eBay. Now those people are allowed and can rot in my bucket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No *insert name here*, I don't want up to 70% off your dresses so I can take the bins out in style. Fuck off.

Yes. Omg. "Stay at home in style!"

Fuck. You.

you tell em swing

Getting me started should probably go in the bucket

Hahaha and me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Those opening messages that sound as if I should be grateful for their offer... like 'im in my lorry a mile away for the next hour' often seen accompanied by a crusty dick pic

yep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whistlers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whistlers! "

Yep

. Mostly because I can’t whistle

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By *olieandSlaveCouple over a year ago

Stafford

Nose pickers at traffic lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nose pickers at traffic lights

Hahaha no. My kids laugh at that

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By *ustfulmusingCouple over a year ago

ilpseich

All banks and bankers

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By *olieandSlaveCouple over a year ago

Stafford

"Nose pickers at traffic lights

Hahaha no. My kids laugh at that

I suppose. I have been know to make eye contact and pretend to pick my own without breaking eye contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All banks and bankers"

No! I was a banker for 20 years

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nissan Micras

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nose pickers at traffic lights

Hahaha no. My kids laugh at that

I suppose. I have been know to make eye contact and pretend to pick my own without breaking eye contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nissan Micras "

No! People might like them

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Anyone claiming to be able to "cure" this thing with whatever snake oil they personally believe in.

And any religious leader (and/or their gods) who insist that physical gathering or touching is mandated by their god at this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone claiming to be able to "cure" this thing with whatever snake oil they personally believe in.

And any religious leader (and/or their gods) who insist that physical gathering or touching is mandated by their god at this time."

Yep

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nissan Micras

No! People might like them "

If no-one owns up to liking them in the next 20 posts then they go in the bucket. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wotsits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nissan Micras

No! People might like them

If no-one owns up to liking them in the next 20 posts then they go in the bucket. Deal?

Ok deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nissan Micras

No! People might like them

If no-one owns up to liking them in the next 20 posts then they go in the bucket. Deal?

I’ve got one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wotsits

Yep

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nissan Micras

No! People might like them

If no-one owns up to liking them in the next 20 posts then they go in the bucket. Deal?

Ok deal

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Men who wear flip flops! It’s shocking seeing their gross bare feet.......

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nissan Micras

No! People might like them

If no-one owns up to liking them in the next 20 posts then they go in the bucket. Deal?

I’ve got one

Facepalm. Thanks Cheeky.

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t think of anything but I really want to put something into Nora’s bucket! So I’m gunna say celery! Tastes like punishment

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wotsits

Nooooo. I like wotsits, especially the new 'hot' flavoured ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men who wear flip flops! It’s shocking seeing their gross bare feet.......

No. Some feet aren’t too bad. Shame to make them wear proper shoes on the beach

. That’s too mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can’t think of anything but I really want to put something into Nora’s bucket! So I’m gunna say celery! Tastes like punishment

D."

D you can put anything into my bucket. But sorry I like celery so it’s a no

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nissan Micras

No! People might like them

If no-one owns up to liking them in the next 20 posts then they go in the bucket. Deal?

I’ve got one

Facepalm. Thanks Cheeky.

I'll get my coat

Hahahahah!

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Katie Price

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"Katie Price

Oops no names .. sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Katie Price

Oops no names .. sorry "

Naughty! Over my knee!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dry cracking hands despite liberal hand cream use.

Broken skin will spread the Rona!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who smoke around others, people who want to meet up on here but bail and ordering a well done steak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t think of anything but I really want to put something into Nora’s bucket! So I’m gunna say celery! Tastes like punishment

D you can put anything into my bucket. But sorry I like celery so it’s a no

if it’s a no I’m very persistent so I will have to keep slipping it back in

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh and people who pile their gloves on the ground outside the supermarket. Or have masks (that people who need them more could have) which they're wearing on their necks or heads.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

neanderthals (people that send the horrible crude messages)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and people who pile their gloves on the ground outside the supermarket. Or have masks (that people who need them more could have) which they're wearing on their necks or heads."

Yep. Masks should go to the people more at risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"neanderthals (people that send the horrible crude messages)

Hell yep

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh and people who pile their gloves on the ground outside the supermarket. Or have masks (that people who need them more could have) which they're wearing on their necks or heads.

Yep. Masks should go to the people more at risk

I wouldn't mind except mask necklace won't protect you from anything, moron.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can’t think of anything but I really want to put something into Nora’s bucket! So I’m gunna say celery! Tastes like punishment

D you can put anything into my bucket. But sorry I like celery so it’s a no

if it’s a no I’m very persistent so I will have to keep slipping it back in

D."

Ooooh I say mister

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People who smoke around others, people who want to meet up on here but bail and ordering a well done steak"

If they’re smoking outside then no.

People who bail. Yep

Well done steak. No.

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"Katie Price

Oops no names .. sorry

Naughty! Over my knee!"

Please do but then it’s my turn

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Cancer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cancer

Yes. Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t think of anything but I really want to put something into Nora’s bucket! So I’m gunna say celery! Tastes like punishment

D you can put anything into my bucket. But sorry I like celery so it’s a no

if it’s a no I’m very persistent so I will have to keep slipping it back in

Ooooh I say mister

Is celery on the menu for your dungeon captives?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can’t think of anything but I really want to put something into Nora’s bucket! So I’m gunna say celery! Tastes like punishment

D you can put anything into my bucket. But sorry I like celery so it’s a no

if it’s a no I’m very persistent so I will have to keep slipping it back in

Ooooh I say mister

Is celery on the menu for your dungeon captives?

D."

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nora. The deal was that no-one says they like Nissan Micras in 20 posts - Cheeky didn't say she liked hers.

So????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nora. The deal was that no-one says they like Nissan Micras in 20 posts - Cheeky didn't say she liked hers.

So????

Nooooo cheekys my fwend. I can’t put her car in my bucket

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nora. The deal was that no-one says they like Nissan Micras in 20 posts - Cheeky didn't say she liked hers.

So????

Nooooo cheekys my fwend. I can’t put her car in my bucket

I'll buy her another car.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kopites

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kopites "

Being a United fan I shall yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nora. The deal was that no-one says they like Nissan Micras in 20 posts - Cheeky didn't say she liked hers.

So????

Nooooo cheekys my fwend. I can’t put her car in my bucket

I'll buy her another car.

She wants a merc then

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nora. The deal was that no-one says they like Nissan Micras in 20 posts - Cheeky didn't say she liked hers.

So????

Nooooo cheekys my fwend. I can’t put her car in my bucket

I'll buy her another car.

She wants a merc then "

Sorted.

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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Could I put custard slices in your bucket please? Who thought cold custard would make a nice cake? Yuck

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Could I put custard slices in your bucket please? Who thought cold custard would make a nice cake? Yuck

What about trifle??

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Could I put custard slices in your bucket please? Who thought cold custard would make a nice cake? Yuck

Nooo I love custard slice. Add passion fruit to the top.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kopites

Being a United fan I shall yep

Thanks, just leave my parents out

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Please can big fat flies go in, theres one buzzing round atm and its driving me mad!!

Jo x

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

"Could I put custard slices in your bucket please? Who thought cold custard would make a nice cake? Yuck

What about trifle?? "

Cold custard and soggy sponge - double yuck from me I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I put custard slices in your bucket please? Who thought cold custard would make a nice cake? Yuck

Gross! Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I put custard slices in your bucket please? Who thought cold custard would make a nice cake? Yuck

What about trifle?? "

Double yuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

D."

Well it has been a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

D."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

so are you gunna put moths in?! They are stupid anyway, if they like the light so much, come out in the day! There’s loads of it! Unless butterflies are proper bullies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are people who roll their jumpers allowed?

...can’t stand that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dimentia please Nora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who is this nora?

and what does it do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

so are you gunna put moths in?! They are stupid anyway, if they like the light so much, come out in the day! There’s loads of it! Unless butterflies are proper bullies!

D."

Definitely! Hate them. They just fly into you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are people who roll their jumpers allowed?

...can’t stand that!

What? The sleeves you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dimentia please Nora

Absolutely yes

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

so are you gunna put moths in?! They are stupid anyway, if they like the light so much, come out in the day! There’s loads of it! Unless butterflies are proper bullies!

Definitely! Hate them. They just fly into you!

On the east coast of Australia there are giant moths that flock at certain times of year. And if you speak they fly into your cave.

Unintentional bush tucker.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Noisy eaters.

Especially ones who cream food on the roof of their mouth.

Thanks

Or eat with their mouth open and chew like a cow!

We need to plot their downfall....I'm thinking ripping their jaw off with a JCB digger

I like you. A lot.

I once had to sit next to a quavers creamer on a train.

I almost died."

I took great pride recently when one such masticating twat at work tipped me over the edge and ended up with my dinner over his head.

It certainly was a defining moment for everyone who saw it and now I only get to sit with quiet refined eaters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

so are you gunna put moths in?! They are stupid anyway, if they like the light so much, come out in the day! There’s loads of it! Unless butterflies are proper bullies!

Definitely! Hate them. They just fly into you!

They are idiots!

get em in your bucket! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"who is this nora?

and what does it do?"

Hello you! Where’ve you been!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... after my last post, who wants me in the bucket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

so are you gunna put moths in?! They are stupid anyway, if they like the light so much, come out in the day! There’s loads of it! Unless butterflies are proper bullies!

Definitely! Hate them. They just fly into you!

On the east coast of Australia there are giant moths that flock at certain times of year. And if you speak they fly into your cave.

Unintentional bush tucker."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... after my last post, who wants me in the bucket?

Nooo. You cheer us all up with your positivity even when you aren't feeling it yourself

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"... after my last post, who wants me in the bucket?

Nah. You're too lovely x

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Anyone who mentions the C word and lockdown on a fun thread !

Yep

Carrot cake...I'll not stop to get me coat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is if you misbehave. I shall force feed you celery!

good job I’m well behaved

What about Moths Nora!? Has anyone said that?

Well it has been a while

That has proper tickled us!!

so are you gunna put moths in?! They are stupid anyway, if they like the light so much, come out in the day! There’s loads of it! Unless butterflies are proper bullies!

Definitely! Hate them. They just fly into you!

On the east coast of Australia there are giant moths that flock at certain times of year. And if you speak they fly into your cave.

Unintentional bush tucker.

I would love to live there but there’s too much of nature to fear!

at least here it’s only wasps and they are just annoying

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Even the cute koalas have Chlamydia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even the cute koalas have Chlamydia"

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Could I throw a Crystal Ball in your bucket please Nora? They seem to be fucking useless at present!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I throw a Crystal Ball in your bucket please Nora? They seem to be fucking useless at present!

Hahaha good one. Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shampoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shampoo"

No!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shampoo

No! "

...dry shampoo?

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By *heekyredsoloWoman over a year ago

bromborough

Men with smelly beards

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By * and R cple4Couple over a year ago

swansea

Jesus sandals with socks...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who is this nora?

and what does it do?

Hello you! Where’ve you been!"

you've been ignoring me.

nothing new there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parsnips, gelflings and roswell aliens!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shampoo

No!

...dry shampoo?"

Ok then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men with smelly beards

Men with beards full stop!

(Runs for cover!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"who is this nora?

and what does it do?

Hello you! Where’ve you been!

you've been ignoring me.

nothing new there!"

I haven’t seen you! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parsnips, gelflings and roswell aliens!

I love parsnips! As for the other things I don’t have a clue!

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

"Noisy eaters.

Especially ones who cream food on the roof of their mouth.

Thanks

Or eat with their mouth open and chew like a cow!

We need to plot their downfall....I'm thinking ripping their jaw off with a JCB digger

I like you. A lot.

I once had to sit next to a quavers creamer on a train.

I almost died.

I took great pride recently when one such masticating twat at work tipped me over the edge and ended up with my dinner over his head.

It certainly was a defining moment for everyone who saw it and now I only get to sit with quiet refined eaters

I've had to buy noise cancelling headphones to stop this happening in my office.

I wish I'd been there.

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