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Who's climbing up the walls with horn?

By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I am!

The lack of sex, and not knowing when i'll next get it, is seriously doing my head in! Pornhub is a stale exercise and "me" time doesn't seem to help! I attempt to keep myself busy, but invariably, thoughts always drift back to the deed!

I'm constantly having flashbacks of past experiences. The look of hunger in a woman's eyes when the lust is all encompassing, how lush and erotic a passionate kiss can be. The pleasure of full skin on skin contact and the amazing feeling of that first penetration after building up so much sexual tension. Grrrr!

I need a shower

Anyone care to join?

(Stop it!

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope, I’m good

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Wow

I've too many distractions at home to sink into horniness, excited to be making preliminary plans again though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe try have a danger wank... Spice up the old "me time"

Or on half serious note, keep yourself distracted, and try step back and watch the way your mind wanders?

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"Maybe try have a danger wank... Spice up the old "me time"

Or on half serious note, keep yourself distracted, and try step back and watch the way your mind wanders? "
what’s a danger wank ?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

It’s this place Chill! It makes no odds if I’ve just had a mammoth session with Jo, 5 mins on here and I’m raging again!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

More worried about family and personal health.

However perhaps if I was younger I might be the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope...Iv got far too much else going on in my life to be thinking about being horny right now...constantly wanking and watching porn and perving won’t help you one little bit...go read a book or paint the bathroom or something...distract yourself

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My mojo is on walkabout currently...pops back every now and then to remind me it's still alive but then buggers off as quick as it appeared

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Wow

I've too many distractions at home to sink into horniness, excited to be making preliminary plans again though

Oh, plans are most certainly being made for when prison time ends

whenever that may be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe try have a danger wank... Spice up the old "me time"

Or on half serious note, keep yourself distracted, and try step back and watch the way your mind wanders? what’s a danger wank ?"

Can take many forms lol, basically have a wank in risky situation, caused by yourself.. Childish sarcastic mood today, apologies.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"It’s this place Chill! It makes no odds if I’ve just had a mammoth session with Jo, 5 mins on here and I’m raging again!

D."

I'll bet she considers fab a godsend then

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"It’s this place Chill! It makes no odds if I’ve just had a mammoth session with Jo, 5 mins on here and I’m raging again!

I'll bet she considers fab a godsend then

it’s the only way to keep up with her

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m blaming it on the new moon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m blaming it on the new moon

Your always horny lol

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’m blaming it on the new moon

I blame a broken OFF switch!

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

"I am!

I need a shower

Anyone care to join?

(Stop it!

I am getting sex and still horny! Reading things like this isn't helping me, so thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. I haven’t had enough time to myself for a wank. I’m busying myself with garden renovation, decorating, household chores, bits of work and my only bit of escapism is a bit of time on the forum. I’ve pretty much switched off my libido, although I was feeling horny on Monday, but had a VAT return to do, so it soon departed.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

My sex drive has taken a real turn downhill due to worries, but look out people when things improve as my sex drive will be high as the sky, which is it't usual level.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"My sex drive has taken a real turn downhill due to worries, but look out people when things improve as my sex drive will be high as the sky, which is it't usual level."

*it's

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'll join you.

I need a hot, steamy shower - or maybe a cold one, I'm not sure

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

OP do you think being on here makes it worse?

Like being in a cake shop but not allowed to eat!

I wonder if it’s easier to just take a break and come back when the lockdown is over

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Yup.

It's a mixture for me of wanting physical intimacy and sex and missing my lovers!!! The not knowing is hard.

Springtime, full moon, ovulating ...lock down!!!!

What a waste!

It equates to pouring a vintage Dom Perigon down the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yup.

It's a mixture for me of wanting physical intimacy and sex and missing my lovers!!! The not knowing is hard.

Springtime, full moon, ovulating ...lock down!!!!

What a waste!

It equates to pouring a vintage Dom Perigon down the toilet

Freya you had me at ovulating lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am like a dog on heat at the moment.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"OP do you think being on here makes it worse?

Like being in a cake shop but not allowed to eat!

I wonder if it’s easier to just take a break and come back when the lockdown is over "

I agree. Although this place literally is a cake shop for me

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'll join you.

I need a hot, steamy shower - or maybe a cold one, I'm not sure

Let's go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment."

So does that mean if someone came around for a coffee you would jump there foot and if they dropped something on the floor watch out

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I am!

I need a shower

Anyone care to join?

(Stop it!

)

I am getting sex and still horny! Reading things like this isn't helping me, so thanks!

Your partner is a lucky bugger

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m blaming it on the new moon

I blame a broken OFF switch!

I don’t think I ever had one

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment."

Woof woof

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’m blaming it on the new moon

I blame a broken OFF switch!

I don’t think I ever had one

Mine came defective from the manufacturer

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment.

Woof woof

I think reading this dried up my horn and made me laugh instead, I'll come back to this after I'm done giggling.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment.

Woof woof

I think reading this dried up my horn and made me laugh instead, I'll come back to this after I'm done giggling.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm with you on that op.

I wake up around the break of noon, perve on here but promise that I'm not going to wank today.

I don't do anything worthwhile during the day and by five pm, well I've earned a tug. I'll fap all evening out of sheer boredom.

I'm getting a delivery on Friday though so I can get on with some work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was the same last night, so had a really good steamy sesh with my toy and some virtual inspiration. I did sleep better afterwards, but still woke up raring to go!!

OP, better make that shower cold!

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"OP do you think being on here makes it worse?

Like being in a cake shop but not allowed to eat!

I wonder if it’s easier to just take a break and come back when the lockdown is over "

Interesting point. I doubt it would make much difference to be honest. Besides, I do chat to a few lovely people here on non sexual terms and i've my sketch list to do.

Think i'll hang around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment.

Woof woof

I think reading this dried up my horn and made me laugh instead, I'll come back to this after I'm done giggling.

Atleast you can get some housework done today now

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Yup.

It's a mixture for me of wanting physical intimacy and sex and missing my lovers!!! The not knowing is hard.

Springtime, full moon, ovulating ...lock down!!!!

What a waste!

It equates to pouring a vintage Dom Perigon down the toilet

I can fully relate to this....minus the ovulation bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nope, I'm the type of person when stressed/upset I push the world away

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I was the same last night, so had a really good steamy sesh with my toy and some virtual inspiration. I did sleep better afterwards, but still woke up raring to go!!

OP, better make that shower cold!"

Your OFF switch seems to be malfunctioning as well

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can't say I'm bothered. At first my PTSD sent my libido fleeing, looking like it'd never existed. Climbing out of that pit has given me sharp focus on the things that matter. The people who matter (why I stay on).

My libido is returning, but I have the self discipline to ignore it for as long as I need to.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Can't say I'm bothered. At first my PTSD sent my libido fleeing, looking like it'd never existed. Climbing out of that pit has given me sharp focus on the things that matter. The people who matter (why I stay on).

My libido is returning, but I have the self discipline to ignore it for as long as I need to."

Good for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not me. I am having a wank once a day

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

No, it would be nice, but I can control my desires.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still working from home is difficult after work though when I'm in the garage working etc

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Not me. I am having a wank once a day

Good man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

A personal sex slave on demand?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I! "

Did you let him out? Or did he break out? For future reference of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I!

Did you let him out? Or did he break out? For future reference of course

D."

I let him out for a daily walk. He always came back though. I just got fed up with him in the end

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I!

Did you let him out? Or did he break out? For future reference of course

I let him out for a daily walk. He always came back though. I just got fed up with him in the end

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I! "

It's all a blurry, sex filled haze

Did you feed me Maltesers? Can't rem_mber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I!

Did you let him out? Or did he break out? For future reference of course

I let him out for a daily walk. He always came back though. I just got fed up with him in the end

D."

Everyone’s wondering where F&B is aren’t they?!

Well .............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I!

It's all a blurry, sex filled haze

Did you feed me Maltesers? Can't rem_mber

I pinged them out and you caught them in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm okay during the day as busy so don't think about it too much. It's the long hrs alone in bed at night that makes me crave some physical attention. Porn is helping me as usual and I'm actually used to long spells without sex anyway.

As you have said Chill, God help the next woman you meet

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm okay during the day as busy so don't think about it too much. It's the long hrs alone in bed at night that makes me crave some physical attention. Porn is helping me as usual and I'm actually used to long spells without sex anyway.

As you have said Chill, God help the next woman you meet

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am pretty self sufficient like that.

rummaging through my vintage suitcase with toys which were collecting dust.. and realising I need more.. more.. moooore. Ekhmm .

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Exactly why I wish I had a sexy man locked in my cupboard that I could just release to play with and put him back again once I’d had enough!!!

I’ve always said I’d like to keep one in the loft for my own personal pleasure as and when

Hahaha I rem_mber that!

. You loved it in my loft. I fed you didn’t I!

Did you let him out? Or did he break out? For future reference of course

I let him out for a daily walk. He always came back though. I just got fed up with him in the end

Everyone’s wondering where F&B is aren’t they?!

Well .............

Well when you get bored of him.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s simmering away under the surface, find my thoughts drifting off more and more to past times and things to come during the day.

When the pressure builds you can’t help but release it.

That first night with another is going to be a long one, hope they’ve got the energy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mojo is on walkabout currently...pops back every now and then to remind me it's still alive but then buggers off as quick as it appeared

Mines with his

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My mojo is on walkabout currently...pops back every now and then to remind me it's still alive but then buggers off as quick as it appeared

Mines with his"

The good thing about walkabout, given my limited whitefella understanding, is that it's often a journey of spiritual growth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m doing just fine but I need a shower

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

I'm wearing hubby out and still need more

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am!

I need a shower

Anyone care to join?

(Stop it!

God - 100% this. Budge up in that shower...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me! Anyone got anything fun going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm waving in and out of it - yesterday it was a good thing we're on lockdown because I would have made some REALLY questionable choices

Today I'm over it.

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I'm waving in and out of it - yesterday it was a good thing we're on lockdown because I would have made some REALLY questionable choices

Today I'm over it.

When it's over and you feel the same way as yesterday let me know. I will help you resolve those feelings.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I am!

I need a shower

Anyone care to join?

(Stop it!

)

God - 100% this. Budge up in that shower..."

Like minded hornster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm waving in and out of it - yesterday it was a good thing we're on lockdown because I would have made some REALLY questionable choices

Today I'm over it.

When it's over and you feel the same way as yesterday let me know. I will help you resolve those feelings.

You're all heart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If libido was bog roll, mine is what's left in Asda at the end of a days trade.... possibly one roll of smart price at best, and that roll has been the one that fell out of a packet, kicked around the floor and chucked at the back of the shelf left undiscovered for an age.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day."

That's an interesting perspective. Applying that logic, my next time will be akin to a Michelin star gourmet meal

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"If libido was bog roll, mine is what's left in Asda at the end of a days trade.... possibly one roll of smart price at best, and that roll has been the one that fell out of a packet, kicked around the floor and chucked at the back of the shelf left undiscovered for an age.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, having 3 or 4 orgasms a day... Having some hot as hell guys in my inbox doesn't help either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day."

Aaaah, see now I end up wondering why the fuck I bothered shoving those calories down my throat coz it wasn't actually worth it, it was my mind telling me I wanted it rather than my tastebuds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been on here doesn't help and now the lovely weather makes it even worse...

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day.

That's an interesting perspective. Applying that logic, my next time will be akin to a Michelin star gourmet meal

Exactly.

Having been in a 'diet' situation for a significant period of time (way longer than this will be) I can tell you with absolute honesty that the falling off the diet wagon was lots of fun.

I will never take it for granted again.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day.

That's an interesting perspective. Applying that logic, my next time will be akin to a Michelin star gourmet meal

Exactly.

Having been in a 'diet' situation for a significant period of time (way longer than this will be) I can tell you with absolute honesty that the falling off the diet wagon was lots of fun.

I will never take it for granted again."

Tis true that when something is no longer available you develop even more appreciation for it. Here's to you never again falling off that wagon

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I'm waving in and out of it - yesterday it was a good thing we're on lockdown because I would have made some REALLY questionable choices

Today I'm over it.

When it's over and you feel the same way as yesterday let me know. I will help you resolve those feelings.

You're all heart

I do try to be helpful and not selfish and put others first.

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

Kent

I was feeling a bit crazy and 24/7 Horny last week, deffo had the twitch haha

But I've held off for a for days, at first tough, but I feel fine now, it'll feel much Better when it happens

..... I'm on Day 6 of no touchy!

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day.

That's an interesting perspective. Applying that logic, my next time will be akin to a Michelin star gourmet meal

Exactly.

Having been in a 'diet' situation for a significant period of time (way longer than this will be) I can tell you with absolute honesty that the falling off the diet wagon was lots of fun.

I will never take it for granted again.

Tis true that when something is no longer available you develop even more appreciation for it. Here's to you never again falling off that wagon

I've fastened my seat belt. I'm staying where I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spent most of the morning filming myself taking advantage of a large dildo so guess I was a bit horny. Sunbathing now

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I am!

I need a shower

Anyone care to join?

(Stop it!

Oh bloody hell...I'm trying to distract myself and then this!!!

Although to be fair, as I'm checking Fab I'm not working overly hard on the distraction front!

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day.

That's an interesting perspective. Applying that logic, my next time will be akin to a Michelin star gourmet meal

Exactly.

Having been in a 'diet' situation for a significant period of time (way longer than this will be) I can tell you with absolute honesty that the falling off the diet wagon was lots of fun.

I will never take it for granted again.

Tis true that when something is no longer available you develop even more appreciation for it. Here's to you never again falling off that wagon

I've fastened my seat belt. I'm staying where I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Winky is just about surviving on bread and water alone. Also, I'm worried if I dont use it soon I might lose it

Lol other than that I'm not bad so far but the longer lockdown lasts the hornier I'll get, it is inevitable

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I spent most of the morning filming myself taking advantage of a large dildo so guess I was a bit horny. Sunbathing now

Oh the sounds like a great video.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I spent most of the morning filming myself taking advantage of a large dildo so guess I was a bit horny. Sunbathing now

A mental image of that isn't helping my horn!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm doing OK.

I'm a positive person. I'm going with the thought that if you miss something you enjoy it more when you get it.

It's like having cake once you've been on a diet. It tastes so much better than if you have it every day."

Oh so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spent most of the morning filming myself taking advantage of a large dildo so guess I was a bit horny. Sunbathing now

How do you take advantage? Sneak up on it from behind?

Flying star jump off the wardrobe?

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

Kent

"I spent most of the morning filming myself taking advantage of a large dildo so guess I was a bit horny. Sunbathing now

How do you take advantage? Sneak up on it from behind?

Flying star jump off the wardrobe?

Wasn't that going to be in the Olympics this year?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spent most of the morning filming myself taking advantage of a large dildo so guess I was a bit horny. Sunbathing now

How do you take advantage? Sneak up on it from behind?

Flying star jump off the wardrobe?

Wasn't that going to be in the Olympics this year?"

By next year she will be going for gold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spent most of the morning filming myself taking advantage of a large dildo so guess I was a bit horny. Sunbathing now

How do you take advantage? Sneak up on it from behind?

Flying star jump off the wardrobe?

It was just casually hanging around in a drawer busy minding its own business as I thrust myself upon it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danger wanks are good. Just 'ad one outside on the ground floor balcony, whilst smoking an exciting cigarette.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

So who else is climbing up the walls?

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"So who else is climbing up the walls?

I’m half way down the other side at this stage

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who else is climbing up the walls?

I’m half way down the other side at this stage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knuckle shuffle and it goes for ten minutes

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

Kent

I'm currently on day 6 of no self attention..... Trying to be a zen Buddhist haha

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

No, not really.

I mean, sometimes I do daydream about a slow, sensual kiss where everything vanishes but him. And *that* point where the tempo of kisses changes; I hear a low growl and he looks at me and it's pure lust tinged with want and barely contained need.

And sometimes I do think about his hands exploring my body as we kiss, feeling his growing arousal pressing into me. That teasing, delicious moment just before he enters me, where he carefully and almost cruelly rubs his cock ever so slowly against my clit and wetness, covering it in my arousal, making me moan and ache to have him inside me. And that primal noise the sensation elicits from his mouth. God that sound is so incredibly hot.

But generally, nope. I'm clearly not that horny at all and coping rather well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, not really.

But generally, nope. I'm clearly not that horny at all and coping rather well."

You need a sit on my dildo. That'll cure you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"So who else is climbing up the walls?

Me! Illness and now Mother Nature have put pay to our activities over the last week and I'm gagging for it

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

But generally, nope. I'm clearly not that horny at all and coping rather well.

You need a sit on my dildo. That'll cure you

Now that really made me laugh out loud. Brilliant!

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"So who else is climbing up the walls?

I’m half way down the other side at this stage

Think i'm still at the top!

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"So who else is climbing up the walls?

I’m half way down the other side at this stage

Think i'm still at the top!

Correction, I think I broke it

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"So who else is climbing up the walls?

I’m half way down the other side at this stage

Think i'm still at the top!

Correction, I think I broke it

Are we competing here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I climb up the wall with a ladder...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ve put mine in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too much wanking will desensitize you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, not really.

But generally, nope. I'm clearly not that horny at all and coping rather well."

Wow _eli! I mean really f**k! You sound like your pulling your hair out right now. Your fabled quim must be literally aching for that moment when it finally gets what it wants. It's been toooooo long coming I'm sure!!! X

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ve put mine in the freezer

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’ve put mine in the freezer

Hope it defrosts after!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’ve put mine in the freezer

Nope, my libido fucked off again

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Checking back in to see who's still climbing and who's come back down

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

Yep. Climbing the walls right now. Trying to direct that energy into bike rides and morning workout routines, rather than the temptation to eat cake and feel sorry for myself!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Checking back in to see who's still climbing and who's come back down

After reading yours and Meli's post well, I'm climbing...back in 10 when I'll be on the climb down

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Checking back in to see who's still climbing and who's come back down

After reading yours and Meli's post well, I'm climbing...back in 10 when I'll be on the climb down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Checking back in to see who's still climbing and who's come back down

If I could climb, I'm about at K2 level now

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

It was simmering on slow burn as I had a busy workday. That was then. Now....

Where's my climbing gear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, these couple of days off from work haven’t been helping.

Now, you just lay there when you wake up just thinking and reminiscing about all the mornings you took for granted.

The sexual frustration is quite real - didn’t realise it gets that bad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to have a one track mind at the moment, the longing of the touch and taste of erotica sends me into a sexual frenzy.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I seem to have a one track mind at the moment, the longing of the touch and taste of erotica sends me into a sexual frenzy. "

Looking at your profile has not done my horn any favours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seem to have a one track mind at the moment, the longing of the touch and taste of erotica sends me into a sexual frenzy.

Looking at your profile has not done my horn any favours!

"
don’t look then lol

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I seem to have a one track mind at the moment, the longing of the touch and taste of erotica sends me into a sexual frenzy.

Looking at your profile has not done my horn any favours!

don’t look then lol "

Too late!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seem to have a one track mind at the moment, the longing of the touch and taste of erotica sends me into a sexual frenzy.

Looking at your profile has not done my horn any favours!

don’t look then lol

What can I say!

Too late!

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By *ongrod9Man over a year ago

colchester

My right arm looks like Popeyes and my left looks like olive oils lol

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By *ral AddictsCouple over a year ago

Swinton

Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx "

Why am I suddenly envious now?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Erm!

Still!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx "

Couples with "sex on tap" are not helping to keep the horny levels down

Sending positive envy vibes

Go get him girl.

Maybe upload a pic or two later for us singles in isolation ...

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Erm!

Still!!

Jo.Xx

Jeez. Rub it in eh? Especially as you're getting it...and getting good by the looks of it

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m still blaming the moon

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"I’m still blaming the moon

Blame someone closer , moon will be hard to spank even after isolation is finished

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m still blaming the moon

Exactly this.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Erm!

Still!!

Jo.Xx

Jeez. Rub it in eh? Especially as you're getting it...and getting good by the looks of it

I'll tell you all about it one time!

Jo.Xx

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx

Couples with "sex on tap" are not helping to keep the horny levels down

Sending positive envy vibes

Go get him girl.

Maybe upload a pic or two later for us singles in isolation ..."

Intrigued32 consider yourself included in this reply

Ps. Can I get a copy of that magazine you have a picture of on your profile ?

"40 facts about Jo" sounds like an interesting article

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’m still blaming the moon

God bless full moons

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m still blaming the moon

Exactly this.

Jo.Xx "

I’m sure D isn’t complaining I know my OH isn’t

Iv made it worse with whiskey horn tonight

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m still blaming the moon

God bless full moons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx

Couples with "sex on tap" are not helping to keep the horny levels down

Sending positive envy vibes

Go get him girl.

Maybe upload a pic or two later for us singles in isolation ...

Intrigued32 consider yourself included in this reply

Ps. Can I get a copy of that magazine you have a picture of on your profile ?

"40 facts about Jo" sounds like an interesting article

Intrigued32 I don’t want the magazine I NEED the film!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m still blaming the moon

God bless full moons

I had mellowed out a bit but now I would like someone lying on top of me heavily, my hands holding onto a tight bottom. Please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment.

Woof woof

You called me? Someone throw a stick...

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’m still blaming the moon

God bless full moons

I had mellowed out a bit but now I would like someone lying on top of me heavily, my hands holding onto a tight bottom. Please

Reaching for my climbing gear again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may have already said but, yup I am!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

We just uploaded a new video of tonight’s fun

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By *isa29ukWoman over a year ago

Clapham

Very horny!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m still blaming the moon

Exactly this.

Jo.Xx

I’m sure D isn’t complaining I know my OH isn’t

Iv made it worse with whiskey horn tonight

Good evening Busty

you know I’m not complaining!!

and thank you OH

it’s quite clear you have good taste so I take that as a big compliment

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m still blaming the moon

Exactly this.

Jo.Xx

I’m sure D isn’t complaining I know my OH isn’t

Iv made it worse with whiskey horn tonight

Oh he's loving it, infact he's actively encouraging more, funny that he bought me wine tonight too.

One bottle is never enough!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx

Couples with "sex on tap" are not helping to keep the horny levels down

Sending positive envy vibes

Go get him girl.

Maybe upload a pic or two later for us singles in isolation ...

Intrigued32 consider yourself included in this reply

Ps. Can I get a copy of that magazine you have a picture of on your profile ?

"40 facts about Jo" sounds like an interesting article

Intrigued32 I don’t want the magazine I NEED the film!!

I like your thinking Kitty

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment.

Woof woof

You called me? Someone throw a stick..."

Aww what a cute little puppy

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m still blaming the moon

Exactly this.

Jo.Xx

I’m sure D isn’t complaining I know my OH isn’t

Iv made it worse with whiskey horn tonight

Good evening Busty

you know I’m not complaining!!

and thank you OH

it’s quite clear you have good taste so I take that as a big compliment

D."

Hello D enjoy

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m still blaming the moon

Exactly this.

Jo.Xx

I’m sure D isn’t complaining I know my OH isn’t

Iv made it worse with whiskey horn tonight

Oh he's loving it, infact he's actively encouraging more, funny that he bought me wine tonight too.

One bottle is never enough!!

Jo.Xx "

Never been a wine fan

I’m sure it can only add to the fun

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx

Couples with "sex on tap" are not helping to keep the horny levels down

Sending positive envy vibes

Go get him girl.

Maybe upload a pic or two later for us singles in isolation ...

Intrigued32 consider yourself included in this reply

Ps. Can I get a copy of that magazine you have a picture of on your profile ?

"40 facts about Jo" sounds like an interesting article

Intrigued32 I don’t want the magazine I NEED the film!!

Spark, how about just page 3?

And Kitty!

I will make a porn video cover for you too!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

I've had a few worries and stresses relieved today so my sex drive is swiftly on the increase.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx

Couples with "sex on tap" are not helping to keep the horny levels down

Sending positive envy vibes

Go get him girl.

Maybe upload a pic or two later for us singles in isolation ...

Intrigued32 consider yourself included in this reply

Ps. Can I get a copy of that magazine you have a picture of on your profile ?

"40 facts about Jo" sounds like an interesting article

Intrigued32 I don’t want the magazine I NEED the film!!

Spark, how about just page 3?

And Kitty!

I will make a porn video for you

D."

Thanks D, I look forward to my Video!

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've had a few worries and stresses relieved today so my sex drive is swiftly on the increase. "

Can never keep a good woman down

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Sex wasn’t on my mind this evening until I read your post, now him indoors is definitely getting it xx

Couples with "sex on tap" are not helping to keep the horny levels down

Sending positive envy vibes

Go get him girl.

Maybe upload a pic or two later for us singles in isolation ...

Intrigued32 consider yourself included in this reply

Ps. Can I get a copy of that magazine you have a picture of on your profile ?

"40 facts about Jo" sounds like an interesting article

Intrigued32 I don’t want the magazine I NEED the film!!

Spark, how about just page 3?

And Kitty!

I will make a porn video cover for you too!

D."

How about page 69?

A smile woud do great for a start though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am like a dog on heat at the moment.

Woof woof

You called me? Someone throw a stick...

Aww what a cute little puppy "

I'll roll over and you can tickle my tummy if you like...

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Thanks D, I look forward to my Video!

working on it as we speak

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

‘

How about page 69?

A smile woud do great for a start though

Only lip bites on every page I think

maybe a big smile on the last page

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My libido went a year ago nit worried though as nobody to use it in before lock down and don't think it would be used after either so just bored itching to get back to work

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"I've had a few worries and stresses relieved today so my sex drive is swiftly on the increase.

Can never keep a good woman down

Unless you use restraints

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

Climbing buildings dunno about walls haha

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've had a few worries and stresses relieved today so my sex drive is swiftly on the increase.

Can never keep a good woman down

Unless you use restraints

Stop it!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

‘

How about page 69?

A smile woud do great for a start though

Only lip bites on every page I think

maybe a big smile on the last page

D."

68 pictures , one finger bite.

You are just 1 pic shy of the magic 69.

Requesting a move of one pic from friends to public to make it 69

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

‘

How about page 69?

A smile woud do great for a start though

Only lip bites on every page I think

maybe a big smile on the last page

68 pictures , one finger bite.

You are just 1 pic shy of the magic 69.

Requesting a move of one pic from friends to public to make it 69

Very cheeky

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

‘

How about page 69?

A smile woud do great for a start though

Only lip bites on every page I think

maybe a big smile on the last page

68 pictures , one finger bite.

You are just 1 pic shy of the magic 69.

Requesting a move of one pic from friends to public to make it 69

Very cheeky

Me? Cheeky?

Nah , I'm an angel

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"I've had a few worries and stresses relieved today so my sex drive is swiftly on the increase.

Can never keep a good woman down

Unless you use restraints

Stop it!

Make me

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've had a few worries and stresses relieved today so my sex drive is swiftly on the increase.

Can never keep a good woman down

Unless you use restraints

Stop it!

Make me

Don't tempt me!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Tbh. I was horny before, so no change here.

You lot are just catching me up. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meeeeeeeee

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

‘

How about page 69?

A smile woud do great for a start though

Only lip bites on every page I think

maybe a big smile on the last page

68 pictures , one finger bite.

You are just 1 pic shy of the magic 69.

Requesting a move of one pic from friends to public to make it 69

We just posted another

Jo is gunna pick one now to switch over for a while

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