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In the kitchen with the guys giving out hand jobs.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can you all wash your hands before you come in, there’s swarfega and paper towels by the door. Got some lovely porn on dvd and betamax, some salted peanuts, steak McCoy’s and Yorkies, beers, ciders and lagers. Can send some guys some boob pictures if they want.

The rules are nobody from the coven thread can post in here because everyone ignores my comments and didn’t include me yet answer people below me and it does my absolute fucking tits in!!!!! So this thread is for guys and the birds that get on with guys better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you all wash your hands before you come in, there’s swarfega and paper towels by the door. Got some lovely porn on dvd and betamax, some salted peanuts, steak McCoy’s and Yorkies, beers, ciders and lagers. Can send some guys some boob pictures if they want.

What you ranting about now Wilkes!

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Aweeee all washed , and my bits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You had me at swarfega

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Flame Grilled Steak McCoys - phhwwoorrrrr

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

...fuckin' steak McCoys, legend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like a great night, the only the part of me that isn't clean is my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...fuckin' steak McCoys, legend

"
did u say boob pics

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohhh Iv never had a Yorkie before

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'll be in your coven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I help with the hand jobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...fuckin' steak McCoys, legend

Can I be an arse and ask for salt n vinegar

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

Salisbury

Betamax porn. That's not going to last long

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What you ranting about now Wilkes!

Telling it how it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I help with the hand jobs

The more hands the better I say!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Il bring the oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great rant and that sounds like a great night in haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Porn n Gorky bars ..yep my kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Il bring the oil

Make it edible oil

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By *irtydogksMan over a year ago

inverness

I’m pretty sure me travelling down there for a handjob and a beer would class as essential travel right??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Porn n Gorky bars ..yep my kinda girl "

That’ll be yorky bars lol

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Il bring the oil

Make it edible oil

Ohhh good thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s everyone wearing?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm not giving out hand jobs though soz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Porn n Gorky bars ..yep my kinda girl

That’ll be yorky bars lol"

Haha you’re my crush and I’m not even a lesbian, you’re just lush all over!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Birthday suit, I dont mind crumbs as I've no pubes anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard someone mention handjobs lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s everyone wearing? "

As my body is still cooking from yesterday’s sun burn, I’m gonna stay in some shorts and a T-shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Il bring the oil

Good thinking b.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just a dickie bow the oil is messy

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By *irtydogksMan over a year ago

inverness

Pretty sure I have my borat mankini somewhere??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What porn are we watching tonight then annie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in annie please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s everyone wearing? "

Im wearing a collar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Porn n Gorky bars ..yep my kinda girl

That’ll be yorky bars lol

Haha you’re my crush and I’m not even a lesbian, you’re just lush all over!!"

Not a lesbian..how very dare you lol...maybe I could change that

haha. Thankyou tho huge compliment from such a worldi x

I shall wear rubber pants..pvc thigh boots and rubber gloves......all easily wiped down with that swafiga you got

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What’s everyone wearing?

Im wearing a collar. "

That collar in ur pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohhh Iv never had a Yorkie before

You don't know what your missing the biscuit and rasen bars are the best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

Ok I shall help you get the back bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take a beer, some McCoy's, one of your wonderful hand jobs and some titty pictures please!

Feel free to add some pussy pics too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohhh Iv never had a Yorkie before

You don't know what your missing the biscuit and rasen bars are the best.

Never had a Yorkie. Wtf......you need locking up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it ok if I just wear a man thong?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello and good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it ok if I just wear a man thong? "

YES

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s everyone wearing?

Im wearing a collar.

That collar in ur pics

You in the dickie bow me in the collar and oil. Perfect

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohhh Iv never had a Yorkie before

You don't know what your missing the biscuit and rasen bars are the best.

Never had a Yorkie. Wtf......you need locking up

locking up not that big a thing over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

Dont be long in the bathroom hey, I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool before I called round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im so confused is this really happening or just a wish?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is it ok if I just wear a man thong? "

Hell yes

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What’s everyone wearing?

Im wearing a collar.

That collar in ur pics

You in the dickie bow me in the collar and oil. Perfect

I know

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

Dont be long in the bathroom hey, I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool before I called round

Zipper

I’m gona change my mind about that body swap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

Dont be long in the bathroom hey, I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool before I called round

Zipper

I’m gona change my mind about that body swap

Come on woman, you poop too surely

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

Dont be long in the bathroom hey, I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool before I called round

Zipper

I’m gona change my mind about that body swap

Come on woman, you poop too surely

Yeah roses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello and good evening everyone

Hello cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about a mankini a la Borat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

Dont be long in the bathroom hey, I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool before I called round

Zipper

I’m gona change my mind about that body swap

Come on woman, you poop too surely

Yeah roses

I prefer Quality Street

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it ok if I just wear a man thong?

YES

Will swap my tie out for some then

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

I don't need the swarfiga ,I've used jeyes fluid..feckin hell, it burns.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Swap the McCoys crisps for Walkers Max Strong spicy Hot Chicken Wings flavour ones and I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it ok if I just wear a man thong?

Hell yes

Would have known you sould want me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Porn n Gorky bars ..yep my kinda girl

That’ll be yorky bars lol

Haha you’re my crush and I’m not even a lesbian, you’re just lush all over!!

Not a lesbian..how very dare you lol...maybe I could change that

haha. Thankyou tho huge compliment from such a worldi x

I shall wear rubber pants..pvc thigh boots and rubber gloves......all easily wiped down with that swafiga you got

We'll all be on pay per view soon

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Right I’m gonna put a colour on my hair but please make yourselves at home

Dont be long in the bathroom hey, I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool before I called round

Zipper

I’m gona change my mind about that body swap

Come on woman, you poop too surely

Yeah roses

I prefer Quality Street

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Porn n Gorky bars ..yep my kinda girl

That’ll be yorky bars lol

Haha you’re my crush and I’m not even a lesbian, you’re just lush all over!!

Not a lesbian..how very dare you lol...maybe I could change that

haha. Thankyou tho huge compliment from such a worldi x

I shall wear rubber pants..pvc thigh boots and rubber gloves......all easily wiped down with that swafiga you got

We'll all be on pay per view soon

Babe station style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know why you prefer quality street don’t ya........

Made for sharing

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I’ve been coloring my hair for years and it never lasts.

I think the pool chlorine and the sea water weaken the colorant.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'll be in your living room with the nuts and cider watching porn on your widescreen tv and will have company when they have cum from the kitchen

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You know why you prefer quality street don’t ya........

Made for sharing

Heroes are good too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know why you prefer quality street don’t ya........

Made for sharing

Heroes are good too

Well we all love us some heroes girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know why you prefer quality street don’t ya........

Made for sharing

Emm, I'm not really a sharer of chocolate but if you want to share Busty I'm game if she is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!"

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Can I watch porn on your widescreen bedroom ceiling mirror ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good luck with the hair !!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

Haha ain’t that the truth!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Anyone have Haribo’s?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone have Haribo’s? "

I have the long stick ones !

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone have Haribo’s? "

What biscuits you got

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone have Haribo’s?

What biscuits you got

Take your pick

*opens up big trench coat, with pockets full of all varieties*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone have Haribo’s?

What biscuits you got

Take your pick

*opens up big trench coat, with pockets full of all varieties*

If you haven’t got an intelligently placed giant party ring, you’ve missed a trick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You had me at swarfega

And the extra tough stuff. Nothing better than gritty handjob with that stuff to make you feel like a man. Grrr.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone have Haribo’s?

What biscuits you got

Take your pick

*opens up big trench coat, with pockets full of all varieties*

If you haven’t got an intelligently placed giant party ring, you’ve missed a trick"

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

My word. Stick some steak frying on the cooker and that sounds like the dream kitchen. Now I'll get my cock out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

They don’t do much.

Think we need to kick this party up a gear, shall we all play look at each other’s bum holes?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone have Haribo’s?

What biscuits you got

Take your pick

*opens up big trench coat, with pockets full of all varieties*

Ohh what deep pockets you have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

They don’t do much.

Think we need to kick this party up a gear, shall we all play look at each other’s bum holes?"

I better use your bathroom first

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Porn

Handjob

Tit pics to jerk off too

All welcome

Expected result: empty box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

They don’t do much.

Think we need to kick this party up a gear, shall we all play look at each other’s bum holes?"

After being in lockdown I’m not sure they’d need to do much

. More than happy to have a look at your bum hole as well though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to cook naked in the kitchen - made chicken risotto this evening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold on a second... I might have been a bit hasty. Am I trying to get into the kitchen with ‘the guys giving out hand jobs’? I might exercise my right to social distance unless you can clarify?

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By *andlingswingersCouple over a year ago

Woodbridge

"Porn n Gorky bars ..yep my kinda girl "

Those are Russian, aren't they?

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By *enchtouristCouple over a year ago

Armagh

Scrubbing now...is it too late for the boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

They don’t do much.

Think we need to kick this party up a gear, shall we all play look at each other’s bum holes?"

You've already seen mine! It's my turn to see yours!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

They don’t do much.

Think we need to kick this party up a gear, shall we all play look at each other’s bum holes?

You've already seen mine! It's my turn to see yours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You had me at swarfega

It's a banned substance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were all in isolation? Aw no that's a shame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

Someone dammit

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

Spit don’t swallow whatever you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

Spit don’t swallow whatever you do

The government are telling us not to spit

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

Spit don’t swallow whatever you do

The government are telling us not to spit

Ohhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

I've had the snip so I wont be raising any kids!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

I've had the snip so I wont be raising any kids!

You never told me that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

I've had the snip so I wont be raising any kids!

You never told me that

Sorry.....its reversible for the right girl ya know!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Yes

what shall we get up to?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Yes

what shall we get up to?

I don’t know but all I’m wearing is a dickie bow

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

I've had the snip so I wont be raising any kids!

You never told me that

Sorry.....its reversible for the right girl ya know!

a mr bants baby tempting haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm good porn,your boobs,salty peanuts and cider all that sounds really tempting Annie

Don’t reckon I’d be watching much porn with Annie’s boobs there!

Think we all be watching Annie’s boobs n not the porn

They don’t do much.

Think we need to kick this party up a gear, shall we all play look at each other’s bum holes?"

Of course why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

I've had the snip so I wont be raising any kids!

Same here buddy I'm also firing blanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

I've had the snip so I wont be raising any kids!

You never told me that

Sorry.....its reversible for the right girl ya know!

a mr bants baby tempting haha

Do we really need a baby bants running around?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock. "

I'm stone cold sober and ready to do that for ya!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Two weeks in that house with you lot and sometimes gonna end up pregnant lol I just hope it's not me

I've had the snip so I wont be raising any kids!

You never told me that

Sorry.....its reversible for the right girl ya know!

a mr bants baby tempting haha

Do we really need a baby bants running around?

Feck no you egit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock. "

No can do I'm afraid, mone has a plug in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock.

No can do I'm afraid, mone has a plug in it

Mine. I absolutely hate my fingers this day

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Oohh I like the sound of this kitchen

Get out you’re poorly

Does this mean we have to go into lockdown for two weeks now

Yes

what shall we get up to?

I don’t know but all I’m wearing is a dickie bow

That’s funny cause all I’m wearing is a dickie

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock.

No can do I'm afraid, mone has a plug in it

Mine. I absolutely hate my fingers this day

go wash them again it’s all the oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Annie, have you got the orange Swarfega with corn grains, excellent for degreasing hands... and probably minds too...

Yorkie sounds good ta!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock.

No can do I'm afraid, mone has a plug in it

Mine. I absolutely hate my fingers this day

go wash them again it’s all the oil

* "Discover - For intimate play", it rubs in nicely lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ve also locked the door so only I can let people out once they’re in, don’t worry I ain’t got me sledge though, no ankles shall be harmed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock. "

What an attractive thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve also locked the door so only I can let people out once they’re in, don’t worry I ain’t got me sledge though, no ankles shall be harmed.

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn’t it just Cfc... Sounds like Annie can have what she wants, can’t escape once in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn’t it just Cfc... Sounds like Annie can have what she wants, can’t escape once in

Ahaha, it seems like that door is firmly locked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bum hole is tiny. Might get some dried spaghetti in!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My bum hole is tiny. Might get some dried spaghetti in!

That’s stuffs like gold dust are ya mad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock. "

How many have you had so far?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Which room is the bum hole room?

I may need to by-pass that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait, why did I not see that your giving out hand jobs

Guess I'm too late now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve also locked the door so only I can let people out once they’re in, don’t worry I ain’t got me sledge though, no ankles shall be harmed.

Ah fook, I came with the anterior motive to steal your toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just here for the boob pics

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

You do make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock.

How many have you had so far?

None off the back of this thread, some unsolicited ones from my regular suppliers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock.

How many have you had so far?

None off the back of this thread, some unsolicited ones from my regular suppliers. "

I’m very surprised.

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

Salisbury

Still waiting on this handjob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone pissed enough to send me pictures of their bum hole?

You know if this was a real party I’d be putting things in your bums by 9 o clock.

How many have you had so far?

None off the back of this thread, some unsolicited ones from my regular suppliers. "

Unfortunately I’m too young

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

Salisbury

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

Don't worry about it. I very often get blanked or ignored on forums too just part of fab I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

I’ll continue the thread to try and break the jinx ..

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

I've killed many a thread even my own haha.

You're not alone nor unnoticed

I changed my name to invisible as that's how I often feel haha

But here if you need to talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

I’ll continue the thread to try and break the jinx ..

Aww well you've earnt some brownie points haha.

Hard enough staying sane in isolation than feeling cut out on fab haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My bum hole is tiny. Might get some dried spaghetti in!

That’s stuffs like gold dust are ya mad

Hahaha. Bennys special sauce!

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

Salisbury

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

I’ll continue the thread to try and break the jinx ..

Aww well you've earnt some brownie points haha.

Hard enough staying sane in isolation than feeling cut out on fab haha xxx"

Tell me about it!! The two mixed are very toxic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

You'll need to do the same as Annie and dish out hand jobs, munchies and boob pictures though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too much to read! My hands are free

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hang on, boob pictures? I’ve had McCoys, Haribo’s (in exchange for biscuits) but, no boobies!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it"

I'll have his hand job

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Too much to read! My hands are free

Runs up helicoptering hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it"

Do they still make fig rolls? Have you enough toilet paper for them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it

I'll have his hand job

Yes because unless you are left handed you can't really do it yourself with that glove on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it

I'll have his hand job

I'll have his fig roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it

Do they still make fig rolls? Have you enough toilet paper for them?

I'm eating some right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might just come for the snacks and beer, that sounds class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it

I'll have his hand job

I'll have his fig roll"

Hahaha haha class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's salted nuts do you have though

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I dont want a hand job but if anyone wants to pass me the fig rolls id appreciate it

I'll have his hand job

I'll have his fig roll"

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By *otterabzMan over a year ago

Ellon

Got any dry roasted nuts, or will I bring some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

Everyone welcome on this thread!

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By *irtydogksMan over a year ago

inverness

Wtf is a fig roll???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope I am not too late. Have washed my hands and also sprayed alcohol on them to be extra careful with you.

Need to find the cider and find a seat. A spot with a handjob option sounds exciting...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Wtf is a fig roll???

They are one of those things that could either be a biscuit or a cake, depending on your POV. They're made of a roll of kinda cakey stuff with fig paste in the middle. Fig rolls. My mother bloody loves them

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Wtf is a fig roll???

So does mine

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Wtf is a fig roll???

A thing of evil. Jaffa cakes are equally evil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a fig roll???

WHAT!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Wtf is a fig roll???

A thing of evil. Jaffa cakes are equally evil "

What

I love a Jaffa

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By *irtydogksMan over a year ago

inverness

"Wtf is a fig roll???

Think I’ll stick with the Yorkie and steak McCoy’s

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By *irtydogksMan over a year ago

inverness

"Wtf is a fig roll???

A thing of evil. Jaffa cakes are equally evil "

Loooove a Jaffa cake

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Wtf is a fig roll???

A thing of evil. Jaffa cakes are equally evil

What

I love a Jaffa "

I’m never having me time over your pics again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it helps I feel like I'm a forum killer lol.

Most times I post somewhere the thread goes dead, don't feel awfully welcome as it's usually the same people having their own conversation.

so I'm boycotting the 'coven' thread to those already in their forum 'clicks'

Happy to be here and hopefully I won't be exorcised haha xxx

Everyone welcome on this thread!"

Thanks Annie

Its nice seeing new faces talking and not the same old same old on here.

I'm going to try and get involved posting more, you are all a bunch of fun but also expect to get my head bitten off a few times with my candid tongue

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a fig roll???

A thing of evil. Jaffa cakes are equally evil "

I knew you and I were friends for a reason

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