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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call "
wizard here lend me your wand so i can stir the cauldron |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Witch clocking in and broomstick ready to bat any heathens with 
Sorry can’t resist it... bat the twats  "
Hahahaha hahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Please do, they deserve it for being twats!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my watch is playing up today, he's flying on his broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Covenent and see what other magic we could cock up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call "
I'm here  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up  "
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Trouble surely 
For who though
Twats?
We need 28 more couldrons!"
Maybe that's what Meli is getting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron. "
There you are, late again!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call "
Are Warlocks invited? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron. "
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
There you are, late again! "
 Sorry! I'll make up for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited? "
No! Be gone you naughty man! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We need someone to keep an eye on the door while things are brewing, any volunteers?
I am happy to do that "
Job is yours, don't let them in and bat them with your broom if they try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then? "
I thought you had it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
There you are, late again!
Sorry! I'll make up for it."
You can start mixing the first potion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
No! Be gone you naughty man!"
Damnation! I was just about to fire up the old pitchfork in the shed and bring Vinegar Tom with me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it? "
Nope. Hippy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
No! Be gone you naughty man!
Damnation! I was just about to fire up the old pitchfork in the shed and bring Vinegar Tom with me... "
You and Tom be gone. |
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it?
Nope. Hippy?"
I should be able to male a few batches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it?
Nope. Hippy?
I should be able to male a few batches "
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited? "
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it?
Nope. Hippy?
I should be able to male a few batches "
Male? or make? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then? "
I'll take care of the semen as well. |
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it?
Nope. Hippy?
I should be able to male a few batches
Male? or make? "
Oh heck...make!
No males here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway
Of course
Can we dance naked in the woods "
Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I'll take care of the semen as well. "
How's the brew coming along? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it?
Nope. Hippy?
I should be able to male a few batches
Male? or make?
Oh heck...make!
No males here "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely "
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it?
Nope. Hippy?"
I'm on it, just trying to jump start the broom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school... "
No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own "
Woohoo! Witch power |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own "
Great work! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?
Where’s Meli?
Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up
It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.
Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?
I thought you had it?
Nope. Hippy?
I'm on it, just trying to jump start the broom "
You having broom trouble again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own
Woohoo! Witch power "
Got to respect that, I'm out of here. I dont want to end up as a goat (well actually...) |
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school... "
Lol satin doesn't do school |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway
Of course
Can we dance naked in the woods
Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration
Who are we vexing "
Have you wrote your list? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just washed my all my root touch up spray out. Waiting for my hair to dry off a bit and then the box dyes are going on 
Erm.... ok "
I thought we were just chatting about bollocks 
Ok, I’ll leave this coven, a supreme is fine on her own. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
Lol satin doesn't do school "
Satin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own
Woohoo! Witch power
Got to respect that, I'm out of here. I dont want to end up as a goat (well actually...) "
This hanging around technique isn't working. My witches want semen they may just have your balls if you don't disappear |
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own "
Hey dont include me I'm just dropping relevant film refs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
Lol satin doesn't do school
Satin? "
Well his red cape always looks shiny |
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
Lol satin doesn't do school
Satin? "
Ok its witches of east wick   |
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"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway
Of course
Can we dance naked in the woods
Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration
Who are we vexing
Have you wrote your list? "
I would be here all week. Have a few so far |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own
Woohoo! Witch power
Got to respect that, I'm out of here. I dont want to end up as a goat (well actually...)
This hanging around technique isn't working. My witches want semen they may just have your balls if you don't disappear "
Yes, they will do! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
Lol satin doesn't do school
Satin?
Well his red cape always looks shiny "
Haha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway
Of course
Can we dance naked in the woods
Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration
Who are we vexing
Have you wrote your list?
I would be here all week. Have a few so far "
Can use some for Voodoo dolls if you want or chuck it in the pot and let it burn with the rest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
Lol satin doesn't do school
Satin?
Ok its witches of east wick "
You called??? Are you offering your balls? |
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"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway
Of course
Can we dance naked in the woods
Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration
Who are we vexing
Have you wrote your list?
I would be here all week. Have a few so far "
Is it vex ing
Or hexing ? I think you need to hex more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway
Of course
Can we dance naked in the woods
Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration
Who are we vexing
Have you wrote your list?
I would be here all week. Have a few so far
Is it vex ing
Or hexing ? I think you need to hex more "
Do I need to swat you with my broom? Or set the ladies on you? Out! |
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"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.
So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.
Where are you ladies? This is your roll call
Are Warlocks invited?
Warlocks no
Horny devils absolutely
All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...
Lol satin doesn't do school
Satin?
Ok its witches of east wick
You called??? Are you offering your balls? "
Absolutely not, just smiling
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think we need an extra one on the door and the brew is ready ladies, drop your lists in and watch the flame's
Seems I'm spellbound "
Seems you may be stuck now...go sit in the corner, we'll call you when we need you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?
Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?
Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch "
You're too nice chuck it in and step back |
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"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?
Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?
Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch
You're too nice chuck it in and step back"
All done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line....... "
Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?
Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?
Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch
You're too nice chuck it in and step back
All done "
Wanna make a Voodoo doll? |
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them? "
He's gone AWOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them?
He's gone AWOL "
I wonder why.... |
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them? "
Oh I have one in mind ...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
I dont have any testicles.....honest I dont "
They are sacred |
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them?
He's gone AWOL
I wonder why.... "
I thought I was hiding the garden shears behind my back, but..... My bad |
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"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?
Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?
Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch
You're too nice chuck it in and step back
All done
Wanna make a Voodoo doll? "
Does that come under Coven category? |
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them?
Oh I have one in mind ...... "
Who? Who? |
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
He's still in my cellar "
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"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?
Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?
Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch
You're too nice chuck it in and step back
All done
Wanna make a Voodoo doll?
Does that come under Coven category?"
Not only is it under the category its nigh on obligatory carefully where you insert the pins |
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
He's still in my cellar
Can we borrow him? "
Oh yes he's been a naughty boy. Tied up and waiting |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
He's still in my cellar
Can we borrow him? "
No |
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"Just washed my all my root touch up spray out. Waiting for my hair to dry off a bit and then the box dyes are going on "
If your hair is jet black you can be cher
Surely you have some woman stored away |
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"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
He's still in my cellar
Can we borrow him?
Oh yes he's been a naughty boy. Tied up and waiting "
Fantastic bring him out for a bit of torture....I mean, fun |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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STOKE ON TRENT |
"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....
I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew
Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......
He's still in my cellar
Can we borrow him?
Oh yes he's been a naughty boy. Tied up and waiting
Fantastic bring him out for a bit of torture....I mean, fun "
Don't torture him. |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking.. "
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us "
Haha!! Love it! |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us "
It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft...... |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us
It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft...... "
Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us
It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......
Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong "
And each other |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us
It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......
Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong
And each other "
Indeed super strong |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us
It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......
Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong "
I am immune to such witchery, I haven't been influenced by one in years.... |
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"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..
We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us
It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......
Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong
And each other
Indeed super strong "
Ah a cwm coven
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