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My ex husband is still on my Facebook friends, I’ve just never bother to delete him. The other day he posted a status asking for people to write a word describing him that begins with the letter F. I can’t describe how hard it was to refrain from writing Fuckwit  |
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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago
south coast |
"Looks as though one or two of us have had a few bad experiences lol "
Only the one......will never do that again....and god help any fella who meets her in the future, i was lucky and questioned which sent her over the top.....her ex husband and his friend who have made contact both ended up being arrested and false claims mad against them...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they  |
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"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they "
I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.
I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.
I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they
I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.
I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.
I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though "
Haha candy crush tosser, brilliant! |
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"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they
I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.
I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.
I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though
Haha candy crush tosser, brilliant!"
He literally lay naked on the bed playing candy crush while I wanked next to him (figured just because he wasn't getting involved it was no reason I shouldn't have a good time). Weirdly we've not kept in touch since! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they
I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.
I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.
I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though "
Why was he called Silent Bob |
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"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they
I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.
I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.
I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though
Why was he called Silent Bob"
Completely silent during sex. Completely silent. No noise whatsoever even during orgasm. It was so eerie. We didn't meet a second time. Shame, he was a nice bloke but not for me. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they
I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.
I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.
I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though
Why was he called Silent Bob
Completely silent during sex. Completely silent. No noise whatsoever even during orgasm. It was so eerie. We didn't meet a second time. Shame, he was a nice bloke but not for me."
Would background music have helped.. ? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they
I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.
I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.
I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though
Why was he called Silent Bob
Completely silent during sex. Completely silent. No noise whatsoever even during orgasm. It was so eerie. We didn't meet a second time. Shame, he was a nice bloke but not for me."
Complete silence ? |
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Religious cock - he’s a vicar’s son.
Argos fucker - worked with him at Argos.
Postdick - he was a Postie.
Lizard boy - he believed the royals were lizards.
All affectionally named by my best friend. Religious cock I’m still friends with, he now knows his nickname! |
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I'm still in touch with all the boyfriends I had before S, no nasty names at all. The only one that ended massively acrimoniously was to my son's dad, but even that didn't make me call him names. He has always been K or "son's dad". I'm just a very nice person
I have lots of silly names for S though, all loving and probably saccharine sweet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Manipulator
The Narcissist
The Bed Wetter
Mr Love Island
Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)
I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure
They all sound delightful don't they "
These are hilarious, loveee it |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
CuntyChops, CuntStick, CaptainCuntish and Bastardo...all one and the same person.
His wife (who he kindly left me for) is known as The Bad Tranny cos of her Hull Docker-like appearance in ladies clothing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sperm donor is my children's father. can't say dad as he's never been one to them
Tackleberry is an ex bf "
My biological dad is also referred to as a sperm doner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sperm donor is my children's father. can't say dad as he's never been one to them
Tackleberry is an ex bf
My biological dad is also referred to as a sperm doner"
I remember - our fathers sounded very similar |
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