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"My name is Luka and I live on the second floor "Brilliant. | |||
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"My name is Luka and I live on the second floor "What the fuck was all that noise in the night ? Sounded like some kind of trouble, some kind of fight ? | |||
"My name is Maximus...Sorry wrong thread. My name is KBD & I like going what it says on my tin. " What, Highland Butter Shortbread.  | |||
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"My name is Sparkles/Spark/Spar and I need more coffee and a willing victim to punch" Morning. I’m fiddles and I’m ducking as I ride your left.  | |||
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"My name is Luka and I live on the second floor
What the fuck was all that noise in the night ? Sounded like some kind of trouble, some kind of fight ? "We just don’t argue any more...... | |||
"My name is Roxanne and I turn on the red light" you don’t have to sell your body through the night? | |||
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"My name is Sparkles/Spark/Spar and I need more coffee and a willing victim to punch Morning. I’m fiddles and I’m ducking as I ride your left. "Ahh! I couldn't hit you Mr. I'll take a hug though? | |||
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"My name is _iddlesticks and I prefer to wash with women’s toiletries. You know shower gel and deodorant and the like.
Who are you and what do you want to say. "I prefer mens razor. 5 blades!  | |||
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"My name is Mabel and I want a man in my bed "My name is fiddles and I test beds. | |||
"My name is Scarlett and I like to collect victims "Bit scary...... | |||
"My name is Mabel and I want a man in my bed "Stampede incoming  | |||
"My name is Sparkles/Spark/Spar and I need more coffee and a willing victim to punch Morning. I’m fiddles and I’m ducking as I ride your left.
Ahh! I couldn't hit you Mr. I'll take a hug though? "My name is fiddles I’m a champion hugger. | |||
"My name is Scarlett and I like to collect victims "Maneater | |||
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"My name is Hanky and I want to party like its my birthday!! Cause it is and I can't . HARRUMPH. "Hi my name is kid and i‘d like to wish Hanky a very happy birthday and give her my candle to blow  | |||
"My name us Zipper and I like to ride the big dipper (care of Jim) "That did make me laugh out loud last night | |||
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"My name is Hanky and I want to party like its my birthday!! Cause it is and I can't . HARRUMPH. "Hanky......... | |||
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"My name is Hanky and I want to party like its my birthday!! Cause it is and I can't . HARRUMPH. "I remember your birthday a few ago! | |||
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"My name is Hanky and I want to party like its my birthday!! Cause it is and I can't . HARRUMPH.
I remember your birthday a few ago!"*years | |||
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And I’m not talking taxes here, hello mr HMRC how are you, I hope you are well, there’s nothing to see here. | |||
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"My name is Luka and I live on the second floor "Good work  | |||
"My name is Swing and I love Pink "Aaawwwww. | |||
"My name is Babs and I like boobs "My name is fiddles and I like your boobs too. | |||
"My name is Swing and I love Pink "Swingaling you romantic you | |||
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Fuzz | |||
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"My name is Mabel and I want a man in my bed
Stampede incoming "As long as they observe the 2 metre distance rule | |||
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"My name is Mabel and I want a man in my bed
Stampede incoming
As long as they observe the 2 metre distance rule "Your farts carry further than that | |||
"My name is Lilly and I need someone to fix my car...now!! "Her name is lilly but does she want my willy | |||
"My name is Mabel and I want a man in my bed "Hello there Mabel | |||
"My name is Lois and I just want to spread some legs today " | |||
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"My name is Brian, and I am not the messire " No, you're a very naughty boy. | |||
"My na me is Cheeky and yes I am cheeky "And you are stunning. | |||
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"My name is Dita I'll be your mistress tonight... "Can I nuzzle you? | |||
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"My name is Brian, and I am not the messire No, you're a very naughty boy. " Yep. Lol | |||
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"My name is Lou and I've broke Ray "Have you got any duct tape. That may help. | |||
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"My name is Mac. I spend just like a sailor. I like sex and beer and chips and gravy. " And drink like one - esp Jerry lol | |||
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"Hi everyone My name is Meli and I like wanking. "Fair play | |||
"Hi everyone My name is Meli and I like talking. "Ironically, this is perhaps the shortest reply you’ve ever done | |||
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"My name is Dita I'll be your mistress tonight...
Can I nuzzle you? "Hell yeah | |||
"My name is Scarlett and I like to collect victims
Maneater "Chance would be a fine thing | |||
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"My name is Crazykupcakes and I'm starting to watch Diagnosis Murder everyday, Dick Van Dyke, yah!!! "Omg I love that show is it on again and his son | |||
"My name is Crazykupcakes and I'm starting to watch Diagnosis Murder everyday, Dick Van Dyke, yah!!! "I’m afraid that there is no hope left for you, the next stage is sitting on the end of your bed rocking. | |||
"My name is Crazykupcakes and I'm starting to watch Diagnosis Murder everyday, Dick Van Dyke, yah!!!
I’m afraid that there is no hope left for you, the next stage is sitting on the end of your bed rocking. "Omg! My mind has just had a very dirty idea after that comment. | |||
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"My name is Lou and I've broke Ray
Have you got any duct tape. That may help. " | |||
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"My name is Lou and I've broke Ray
Have you got any duct tape. That may help.
"if not, I could bring my tool kit round (after isolation) and see what I can do. | |||
"My name is Crazykupcakes and I'm starting to watch Diagnosis Murder everyday, Dick Van Dyke, yah!!!
I’m afraid that there is no hope left for you, the next stage is sitting on the end of your bed rocking.
Omg! My mind has just had a very dirty idea after that comment. "Really do tell | |||
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"I'm b1ue da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa" Well said. | |||
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"My name is Crazykupcakes and I'm starting to watch Diagnosis Murder everyday, Dick Van Dyke, yah!!!
I’m afraid that there is no hope left for you, the next stage is sitting on the end of your bed rocking.
Omg! My mind has just had a very dirty idea after that comment.
Really do tell "Pm me and I will | |||
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"My name is D and I want to eat Jo!
D."Hi I'm Jo and waiting on the bed!
Jo.Xx | |||
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"My name is D and I want to eat Jo!
D.
Hi I'm Jo and waiting on the bed!
Jo.Xx "I hope that D doesn’t keep you waiting. | |||
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"My name is Incan and I seek the cure for my boredom..." My name is fiddles and I’m a cure for boredom. | |||
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"My name is Incan and I seek the cure for my boredom..." Click. Click is the cure you need. | |||
"My name is D and I want to eat Jo!
D.
Hi I'm Jo and waiting on the bed!
Jo.Xx
I hope that D doesn’t keep you waiting. "He didn't Fiddles.
I won't tell you what he did do though, you can use your imagination.
Jo.Xx | |||
"My name is Incan and I seek the cure for my boredom..." Turn off pictures, do a search for blokes within 50 miles and Fab as many random ones as you can. Dealing with the messages afterwards will keep you busy for ages | |||
"My name is Incan and I seek the cure for my boredom... Click. Click is the cure you need. " | |||
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"My name is Lou and I've broke Ray
Have you got any duct tape. That may help.
if not, I could bring my tool kit round (after isolation) and see what I can do. "A couple of lollipop sticks and duct tape has done the job | |||
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"My name is Rubi and I like to bite "My name is Heather and I like to be bitten | |||
"My name is clunge and I like to plunge ....deep into.. "Orunge? | |||
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I like vaiety | |||
