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To wet your fancy... I can offer you...

By *ook OP Man over a year ago

london

Ok so I have decided to use each day to try and make some local (ish) friends to meet post plague. Ideally looking for ladies in East London but thought as an incentive I would like to state something to ‘wet your fancy’ ...therefore I can offer you... chips and bus fair home

What can you offer...???

Ps And ladies pls don’t hesitate to message me if your interested in my offer I know it’s likely to generate a lot of interest so don’t hang about...

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By *ook OP Man over a year ago

london

So... to be clear my offer is... chips and bus fair home ( how do you spell fair or is it fayre)... ? I will buy you chips and pay for you to get home on a bus...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The met office has just issued flood warnings in the east london area

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"how do you spell fair or is it fayre"

It is fare

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By *ook OP Man over a year ago

london

Flood warnings lol... yup so far no fancies appear to have been wetted ...

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"how do you spell fair or is it fayre

It is fare"

But wet is spelt whet

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Whet you appetite

Wet weather

Whether you like it or not

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By *ook OP Man over a year ago

london

Ok this is not a spelling post... lol

What would you offer? As an incentive...?

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Chips and bus fare home is a perfectly good incentive, providing there is plenty of salt and vinegar and the option of a pickled egg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So... to be clear my offer is... chips and bus fair home ( how do you spell fair or is it fayre)... ? I will buy you chips and pay for you to get home on a bus..."
or fare even if youre offering food on the bus thats fayre and it would be fair to say its a nice offer

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By *ook OP Man over a year ago

london

Sally you would get a large unbattered saveloy and 2 pickled onions...for sure

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