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How do you like your toast in the morning?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I like mine slightly toasted from the toaster not burned but so it get some colour on ir so it is crispy when you bite from it and then put on philadelphia on it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Made by a naked male model, served to me in bed, he dances whilst I eat then we have some slow sensual sex among the crumbs.
Nooooo not crumbs on the bed  "
It's OK he's my slave, he changes the sheets after. |
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"Made by a naked male model, served to me in bed, he dances whilst I eat then we have some slow sensual sex among the crumbs.
Nooooo not crumbs on the bed
It's OK he's my slave, he changes the sheets after. "
But to be fair you seem to have a natural area where any crumbs you drop would gather  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Made by a naked male model, served to me in bed, he dances whilst I eat then we have some slow sensual sex among the crumbs.
Nooooo not crumbs on the bed
It's OK he's my slave, he changes the sheets after.
But to be fair you seem to have a natural area where any crumbs you drop would gather "
Tell me about it! You should see what happens when I take my bra off! |
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"Made by a naked male model, served to me in bed, he dances whilst I eat then we have some slow sensual sex among the crumbs.
Nooooo not crumbs on the bed
It's OK he's my slave, he changes the sheets after.
But to be fair you seem to have a natural area where any crumbs you drop would gather
Tell me about it! You should see what happens when I take my bra off! "
Well looking at your blessed curves I’d guess the remote control gets lost too |
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"I like mine slightly toasted from the toaster not burned but so it get some colour on ir so it is crispy when you bite from it and then put on philadelphia on it "
That sounds just how I like it, although you can lose the towel when you serve it to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like mine slightly toasted from the toaster not burned but so it get some colour on ir so it is crispy when you bite from it and then put on philadelphia on it
That sounds just how I like it, although you can lose the towel when you serve it to me "
That sounds good and yes I can lose the towel as I serve it too you. I am the naked butler |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Irwins big bread and my toaster is tiny so I have to toast once then rotate the slices and toast again. It turns out extra crunchy and is lethal with soft boiled eggs   |
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"I like mine slightly toasted from the toaster not burned but so it get some colour on ir so it is crispy when you bite from it and then put on philadelphia on it
That sounds just how I like it, although you can lose the towel when you serve it to me That sounds good and yes I can lose the towel as I serve it too you. I am the naked butler "
That's put a smile on my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Salted butter, marmite / peanut butter or combination of the two, slices of hard cheddar alongside. Delivered by a sexy sensual woman with lust in her eyes. Oh and with a flat white coffee.... "
Where’s mine |
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"I like mine slightly toasted from the toaster not burned but so it get some colour on ir so it is crispy when you bite from it and then put on philadelphia on it "
Whaaaaaaaaaatt ??????
Gluten???? Carbohydrates?????
Wtf man
Double Express here today
I absolutely DID not have any croissants butter or jam yesterday morning |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Multiseed, golden brown, cooled enough so the butter doesn't make it bleurgh and moist but also it's not cold. Proper butter, lightly salted. With either lemon curd or damson jam or dippy eggs that have a perfectly runny yolk. |
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"Salted butter, marmite / peanut butter or combination of the two, slices of hard cheddar alongside. Delivered by a sexy sensual woman with lust in her eyes. Oh and with a flat white coffee....
Where’s mine "
I do deliveries |
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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago
Swindon |
"Made by a naked male model, served to me in bed, he dances whilst I eat then we have some slow sensual sex among the crumbs. "
I did this for the wife this morning and was greeted with "GET THE F##K OUT OF HERE AND LET ME SLEEP"... |
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"Forget the bread, won't someone please just cover me in honey and lick it off.
Yes I'm feeling a little grrrrr this morning 
* Gets on Tesco delivery asap*"
Lock down will be over before you get a delivery slot |
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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago
ashford |
"Forget the bread, won't someone please just cover me in honey and lick it off.
Yes I'm feeling a little grrrrr this morning
* Gets on Tesco delivery asap*
Lock down will be over before you get a delivery slot "
In that case, I'll take to the criminal life... It'll be worth it! |
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