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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....
A single man, oh woe is me
On here to shag but what can it be
Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?
But no interest in me, not even a look
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oh single men, be patient and true
There is a girl on here for you
Bypass the bunny boilers and primadonnas too
Its not so easy for the girls on here
Messages galore it may appear
But the right guy is hard to find
To fit our criteria and be of like mind
Keep your chin up and your cock in tow
Continue to chat and let it just flow
From a single girl to a single guy i wish you luck
Cause i can assure you theres some worth a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....
A single man, oh woe is me
On here to shag but what can it be
Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?
But no interest in me, not even a look
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Thought it would easy to have my wicked way
But the women on here just don’t want to play
Surely someone wants a hunk that revealing
Even if my profile is not that appealing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....
A single man, oh woe is me
On here to shag but what can it be
Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?
But no interest in me, not even a look
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A single man with no woe is me, on here too shag woman lots for free, Put up a cock pic and wrote wanna fuck, My ass must be covered in sweet jam and luck |
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As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, Once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
and brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen!
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.
Amen
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do not lay you down to sleep
cos here's a woman who likes a leap.
Loves to fuck the whole night long
and oh so naughty with my tongue.
So if yer luck in this week,
I may just let you kiss my cheek.
I know that you are very randy
and mores the point make good eye candy.
Get yer leg over, against the door,
fuck me hard until I'm sore.
In the morn I may be groggy
but I'll still be wanting doggy doggy.
And if you wish to fuck my friend,
I'm quite happy, her to lend.
Thank you too as I can't wait,
to serve myself upon a plate.  
(but I am not gonna call you Amen, now that's pushin yer luck!) xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....
A single man, oh woe is me
On here to shag but what can it be
Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?
But no interest in me, not even a look
Thought it would easy to have my wicked way
But the women on here just don’t want to play
Surely someone wants a hunk that revealing
Even if my profile is not that appealing
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I send loads of messages and even some winks
But not one answer from a sexy minx
Desperation they say, is not a good look
But all I have in bed is a good book
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I write "let's fuck" messages, nary a sentence to be seen,
And I get no replies, instead of umpteen.
The ladies they hate me and ignore my advance,
But I wrote "let's fuck", that's nigh on romance!
These woman know not a good man,
Choose me instead of the tran.
My cock is so huge, as big as the remote,
I say that in truth, I don't mean to gloat.
And yet my inbox lies desolate and bare,
I'm such a stud, this is so terribly unfair!
So I bash my own bishop, into a tissue,
Cos I'm actually a dick, that is the issue.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I write "let's fuck" messages, nary a sentence to be seen,
And I get no replies, instead of umpteen.
The ladies they hate me and ignore my advance,
But I wrote "let's fuck", that's nigh on romance!
These woman know not a good man,
Choose me instead of the tran.
My cock is so huge, as big as the remote,
I say that in truth, I don't mean to gloat.
And yet my inbox lies desolate and bare,
I'm such a stud, this is so terribly unfair!
So I bash my own bishop, into a tissue,
Cos I'm actually a dick, that is the issue.
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bless you.  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"An ode to the single male - don't have a shit profile ! It doesn't go down well, and neither will the women who read it !
Some of last nights forum readers will know exactly what I mean ha "
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