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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You have been sent to prison for a very very long time. You are allowed to bring 2 personal items with you, 1 of which is an mp3 player on which you can have any 5 songs. What songs would you choose? Remember, you're in the clink surrounded by some dodgy folk who might not look favourably on you if they hear Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl sounding from your headphones so choose wisely.
Bonus track 1 - what's your second personal item?
Bonus track 2 - give me a whopper of a reason why you've been banged up.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rusty Cage - Soundgarden"
I have to admit and am surprised that I can't say I've heard that one before. After a quick play of the intro and I think that track would certainly help your prison rep. Good shout   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.
Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm  "
that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol  |
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"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.
Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm
that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol "
But he asked me to do it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.
Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm
that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol
But he asked me to do it "
Haha did he report you after? Think maybe you were duped lol if it was a concerned neighbour or summit reported you then, as much as I like the odd punch in the balls, I draw the line at being driven over |
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"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.
Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm
that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol
But he asked me to do it
Haha did he report you after? Think maybe you were duped lol if it was a concerned neighbour or summit reported you then, as much as I like the odd punch in the balls, I draw the line at being driven over "
I've got it in writing and everything. He even chose the deep tyre tread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.
Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm
that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol
But he asked me to do it
Haha did he report you after? Think maybe you were duped lol if it was a concerned neighbour or summit reported you then, as much as I like the odd punch in the balls, I draw the line at being driven over
I've got it in writing and everything. He even chose the deep tyre tread "
 he's a braver man than me! I imagine his testicles looked similar to the new Fab emoji for a while after too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI
I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you 
That's a first track. I will think of some more.."
 definitely
I look forward to your other picks |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"Rusty Cage - Soundgarden
I have to admit and am surprised that I can't say I've heard that one before. After a quick play of the intro and I think that track would certainly help your prison rep. Good shout "
If you liked that you'll this. Great for bench pressing to in the exercise yard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O14N7PQAsM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rusty Cage - Soundgarden
I have to admit and am surprised that I can't say I've heard that one before. After a quick play of the intro and I think that track would certainly help your prison rep. Good shout
If you liked that you'll this. Great for bench pressing to in the exercise yard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O14N7PQAsM"
That is such a cool sounding song considering it's about a guy that plays the spoons lol that, good choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI
I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you
That's a first track. I will think of some more..
definitely
I look forward to your other picks "
Crowded House - Dont dream it's over
https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20
Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)
https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus
Aerosmith - Dream On
https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI
John Mayer - Vultures
https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI
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over a year ago
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"Queen- I want to break free.
I've got this game right, yeah? "
Even though it's a great track, I think you might end up "biting the dust" ass up considering Freddie's sexual persuasion lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI
I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you
That's a first track. I will think of some more..
definitely
I look forward to your other picks
Crowded House - Dont dream it's over
https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20
Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)
https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus
Aerosmith - Dream On
https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI
John Mayer - Vultures
https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI
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Vultures
As much as I like your list and they would be find maybe in a ladies prison, there are too many high voices at times in there and I would fear for my backside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI
I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you
That's a first track. I will think of some more..
definitely
I look forward to your other picks
Crowded House - Dont dream it's over
https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20
Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)
https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus
Aerosmith - Dream On
https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI
John Mayer - Vultures
https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI
Vultures
As much as I like your list and they would be find maybe in a ladies prison, there are too many high voices at times in there and I would fear for my backside "
John Mayer concert sometime next year would be a dream come true. If I get an early release
I suppose it's my subconscious mind trying the high pitch tones to break free. Stand out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI
I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you
That's a first track. I will think of some more..
definitely
I look forward to your other picks
Crowded House - Dont dream it's over
https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20
Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)
https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus
Aerosmith - Dream On
https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI
John Mayer - Vultures
https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI
Vultures
As much as I like your list and they would be find maybe in a ladies prison, there are too many high voices at times in there and I would fear for my backside
John Mayer concert sometime next year would be a dream come true. If I get an early release
I suppose it's my subconscious mind trying the high pitch tones to break free. Stand out. "
You can't stand out too much in prison though 
That concert would be great I'm sure
I'm beat here, I think it was a bad idea to start a thread so late lol
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Do they have to be songs? I'd like:
Brahms's 2nd symphony
Tchaikovsky's violin concerto.
How blue can you get - BB King
True Confessions - Chroma
Jack Straw - Bruce Hornsby and The Range
There's only singing in two of them but hopefully that's OK. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rihanna - S&M, chains and whips definitely excite me, which would probably involve handcuffs, so a sexy version of being locked up
https://youtu.be/KdS6HFQ_LUc |
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There is a guy who johny cash made famous by playing his song on his gig in folsom prison. His name is Glenn Shirley and he had a few good prison songs. Wardens bouquet, grey stone Chapel, my last day etc.
And johny has quite a few for that mood. I did happen to spend 5 yrs in prison and there were no mp3s unfortunately, did have a dvd player later on tho. But if I did have a mp3 player there I'd just make sure to include lots of different music cause stuff gets really boring really fast. We listened to Tupac, dmx and ice cube wich is kinda funny since it was in Eastern urope and the building was 19th century and there was 0 black people out of 3000 prisoners |
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