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its 3am and I'm wide awake

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

its weird but in this strange time time actually has no meaning so in the grand scheme of things listening to the waves crashing at 3am is quite therapeutic, what things are you finding therapeutic and please don't tell me its your erection i already knew that

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"its weird but in this strange time time actually has no meaning so in the grand scheme of things listening to the waves crashing at 3am is quite therapeutic, what things are you finding therapeutic and please don't tell me its your erection i already knew that

I find waves crashing very relaxing so jealous of you for that as we don’t get them in Sheffield. But I’ve been listening to loads of podcasts and the radio recently as a way of chilling out

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

its been i life long thing for me maybe its telling me i should live near the beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just wide awake but really want to be asleep.

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"I'm just wide awake but really want to be asleep. "

I know that feeling. I’ve had terrible insomnia for well over a month now. I’m at work at 8am too

Hope you manage sleep soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just wide awake but really want to be asleep. "
want me to sing to you that would definitely put you to sleep

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"its been i life long thing for me maybe its telling me i should live near the beach

Defo if I could find a job closer to see that I really wanted I’d move tomorrow

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm just wide awake but really want to be asleep. "

Lovely lipstick shade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"its been i life long thing for me maybe its telling me i should live near the beach

Defo if I could find a job closer to see that I really wanted I’d move tomorrow

"
well have a look money isn't everything ya know peace of mind is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just wide awake but really want to be asleep.

Lovely lipstick shade."

Thank you, it's a Kat Von D with a blob of red in the middle x

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"its been i life long thing for me maybe its telling me i should live near the beach

Defo if I could find a job closer to see that I really wanted I’d move tomorrow

well have a look money isn't everything ya know peace of mind is

True

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm just wide awake but really want to be asleep.

Lovely lipstick shade.

Thank you, it's a Kat Von D with a blob of red in the middle x"
.beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

we all need lurve ur urve just a lil devine intervention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a cartoon bonk on the head so I see stars and can go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a cartoon bonk on the head so I see stars and can go to sleep"
does it matter though have you got any pressing engagements on later today?

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"I'm just wide awake but really want to be asleep.

Lovely lipstick shade.

Thank you, it's a Kat Von D with a blob of red in the middle x"

Kat Von D is one of my ultimate celebrity crushes. She so beautiful

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I live on an Island, have done pretty much all my life and only really notice the waves when its proper rough, they ain't so soothing then! Currently sat knitting at work which is not something I ever thought i would have done....especially on a sat night

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I live on an Island, have done pretty much all my life and only really notice the waves when its proper rough, they ain't so soothing then! Currently sat knitting at work which is not something I ever thought i would have done....especially on a sat night

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzz"
portland bill

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzzportland bill

Hahahahaha theres more to Portland then the bill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzzportland bill

Hahahahaha theres more to Portland then the bill! "
bet weymouth is very quiet at minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn was going to say it's my erection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish kfc was open.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open."

*cries*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn was going to say it's my erection

"
omg youve got lego can i play

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzzportland bill

Hahahahaha theres more to Portland then the bill! bet weymouth is very quiet at minute

Law abiding citizens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open."
chicken fillet burger mmmmmm theyre a bit tight with the chips mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzzportland bill

Hahahahaha theres more to Portland then the bill! bet weymouth is very quiet at minute

Law abiding citizens

"
yes but weymouth comes alive at 11pm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*"
it's not that serious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious"

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Wish kfc was open."

I feel the same for McDonald’s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious "
na not feeling maccies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious "

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious "
hey cmon i haven't had hot food for two weeks its definitely seriarse here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

Big tasty with bacon

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious hey cmon i haven't had hot food for two weeks its definitely seriarse here

What you been eating??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

"
whats happening on 6th April?

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzzportland bill

Hahahahaha theres more to Portland then the bill! bet weymouth is very quiet at minute

Law abiding citizens

yes but weymouth comes alive at 11pm

Normally, 99.9% are actually following the stay at home advice! Cant even find anyone on the cctv! Which is a good job as I just notice I have hunters chicken sauce on my uniform wahahahahaha oops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

whats happening on 6th April? "

The Golden Arches reopen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big tasty pussy I would love to have now

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By *on12xxMan over a year ago

leeds

Pm me please have idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

might have to go play the purge sirens thru the streets of Weymouth for fun to entertain myself in a min zzzzportland bill

Hahahahaha theres more to Portland then the bill! bet weymouth is very quiet at minute

Law abiding citizens

yes but weymouth comes alive at 11pm

Normally, 99.9% are actually following the stay at home advice! Cant even find anyone on the cctv! Which is a good job as I just notice I have hunters chicken sauce on my uniform wahahahahaha oops "
I'm not a fan of hunters chicken to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

whats happening on 6th April?

The Golden Arches reopen

Don't be silly

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

whats happening on 6th April?

The Golden Arches reopen

Is that everywhere???

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

whats happening on 6th April?

The Golden Arches reopen

Omg that was an april fools joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pm me please have idea "
your filters stop me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

whats happening on 6th April?

The Golden Arches reopen

Omg that was an april fools joke

"
really omg macdonalds is just down the road

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

whats happening on 6th April?

The Golden Arches reopen

Omg that was an april fools joke

really omg macdonalds is just down the road

No it's not, it was posted on april fools day that it would by some idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wish kfc was open.

*cries*it's not that serious

I can see McDonald's from my house, it's serious

Same 6th of April can’t come quick enough

whats happening on 6th April?

The Golden Arches reopen

Omg that was an april fools joke

really omg macdonalds is just down the road

No it's not, it was posted on april fools day that it would by some idiot"
damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x"
awwww you sound idyllic you have food and a beach

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan over a year ago

Norwich

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x"

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in

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By *atinocoupleCouple over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)

Rain. We use loops of rain recordings. It's amazing.

If that fails, masturbation

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm gonna suggest a tune to you and i want you to sing it out loud at home

like a virgin kissed for the very first time and i want you to come back to me tomorrow morning same time same place and tell me how you got on with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in "

Yeah, I know what you mean. I lived in Zante in my 30's and our house was so close to the beach, it was the gentle lapping of the waves that sent us off to sleep every night. Weirdly, the sound of the clicking cicadas also had a very calming effect lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in

"
clicking cicadas?

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan over a year ago

Norwich

"Rain. We use loops of rain recordings. It's amazing.

If that fails, masturbation

I'm slipping towards that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i need coffee to help me sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing xawwww you sound idyllic you have food and a beach

Hook isn't that far from here lol. Have you ever visited our infamous beach .. only a short ferry-ride away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing xawwww you sound idyllic you have food and a beach

Hook isn't that far from here lol. Have you ever visited our infamous beach .. only a short ferry-ride away? "
i go to Studlands loads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in

clicking cicadas? "

Yeah, the insects ... similar to crickets ... they rub their muscles together to create a clicking sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in

clicking cicadas?

Yeah, the insects ... similar to crickets ... they rub their muscles together to create a clicking sound "
ahhh ok yea crickets i find weirdly annoying but don't know whether you've ever come across fireflies they are the weirdest insect they light up at night

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By *mcouple2Couple over a year ago

Warrington

Natures noises are sleep remedies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in

clicking cicadas?

Yeah, the insects ... similar to crickets ... they rub their muscles together to create a clicking sound ahhh ok yea crickets i find weirdly annoying but don't know whether you've ever come across fireflies they are the weirdest insect they light up at night

No, sadly, never seen fireflies. Where are the best places to see them?

I know Studland (and Swanage) very well, and lol, not just the beach. It's been home to my family and ancestors for the last 300 years or so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Natures noises are sleep remedies. "

You mean like barking dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in

clicking cicadas?

No, sadly, never seen fireflies. Where are the best places to see them?

I know Studland (and Swanage) very well, and lol, not just the beach. It's been home to my family and ancestors for the last 300 years or so."
really are you related to the Bankes of purbeck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I can't sleep I cook/bake. Weird I know!! I've just made a huge lasagne ready to freeze in portions ... and a tray of yummy pear and ginger flapjacks

And...I'm also really lucky to live 10 minutes from the beach, but have to actually walk down there to hear the waves lapping / crashing x

It's lovely when it's so quiet and you can hear the waves it's lovely if abroad and its hot at night to strip off and walk in

clicking cicadas?

No, sadly, never seen fireflies. Where are the best places to see them?

I know Studland (and Swanage) very well, and lol, not just the beach. It's been home to my family and ancestors for the last 300 years or so."
Indianapolis i saw fireflies amazing sight at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Natures noises are sleep remedies. "
they can't be I'm awake

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By *mcouple2Couple over a year ago

Warrington

Apart from them and cats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks...I'll be sure to add Indianapolis to my travel bucket-list. That's if the world ever gets back to normal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks...I'll be sure to add Indianapolis to my travel bucket-list. That's if the world ever gets back to normal. "
it'll be back to normal before you know it

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By *mcouple2Couple over a year ago

Warrington

Imagine being able to hear the sea waves splashing onto sandy beach from your bedroom . Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Imagine being able to hear the sea waves splashing onto sandy beach from your bedroom . Bliss "
it is i can even see it its so well lit up here

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By *dam and debbieCouple over a year ago

ipswich

I can hear the waves now

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By *mcouple2Couple over a year ago

Warrington

Lucky you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lucky you x "
we make our own luck in this world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views "
where are you then Riverside?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views "

I love listening to the birds singing in my garden at this time of morning, but then the bloody great seagulls come along and spoil it with their squawking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

I love listening to the birds singing in my garden at this time of morning, but then the bloody great seagulls come along and spoil it with their squawking"
yes seagulls are gigantic birds that are a real pest I'm surprised people in this area are allowed to put rubbish out in plastic bags they just rip them to pieces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No sleep in Lytham, birds singing and banana bread made

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

oooooo its getting light

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Just a bit ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

absolutely do!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Just a bit ?

"
. extremely then

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Just a bit ?

. extremely then

that's better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

"
come here and be naughty on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Ohhh hellooooooo... sexy nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

"
i hope not....... why do you bake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Ohhh hellooooooo... sexy nipples

I could say the same about yours

having had a naughty peek at your pics. Stunning btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Ohhh hellooooooo... sexy nipples

I could say the same about yours

having had a naughty peek at your pics. Stunning btw "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

i hope not....... why do you bake?

Lol ... I was baking pear and ginger flapjacks when I joined this conversation at 3am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

i hope not....... why do you bake?

Lol ... I was baking pear and ginger flapjacks when I joined this conversation at 3am

"
oh yea that was hours ago though and I'm trying not to think about hot food and youve just reminded me again damnit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want something hot now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want something hot now!!!!"
me too damnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

"
hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want something hot now!!!!me too damnit

Ffs... let's grab something then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Fuck that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Fuck that

"
cmon nigella you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want something hot now!!!!me too damnit

Ffs... let's grab something then

"
what we grabbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Fuck that

cmon nigella you know you want to

Ohhhh I look a bit like her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want something hot now!!!!me too damnit

Ffs... let's grab something then

what we grabbing

Something hot... Keep up sweetheart!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Fuck that

And the chapter on sexual flirtatious arousal is now finished

Next chapter please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

Thanks Jakey...at least someone appreciates my "skills"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

Thanks Jakey...at least someone appreciates my "skills"

I'd appreciate your skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want something hot now!!!!me too damnit

Ffs... let's grab something then

what we grabbing

Something hot... Keep up sweetheart!!!

"
lol hey I'm up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Well, I was virtually naked at the time ... does that suffice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want something hot now!!!!me too damnit

Ffs... let's grab something then

what we grabbing

Something hot... Keep up sweetheart!!!

lol hey I'm up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

Thanks Jakey...at least someone appreciates my "skills"

I'd appreciate your skills

"
so would i lets all appreciated missys skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Well, I was virtually naked at the time ... does that suffice

"
pic or its not true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Well, I was virtually naked at the time ... does that suffice

pic or its not true

Ok, if you can send me back in time 3 hours to take a pic lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

Thanks Jakey...at least someone appreciates my "skills"

I'd appreciate your skills

How about we have a MFF Aand we can't leave Captain Hook out so MFMF.... Yoni Massage, naked cake baking (no riding agents required) and then..... Oh fuck it, let's leave the washing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Well, I was virtually naked at the time ... does that suffice

pic or its not true

Ok, if you can send me back in time 3 hours to take a pic lol

"
spoilsport just send a pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

Thanks Jakey...at least someone appreciates my "skills"

I'd appreciate your skills

How about we have a MFF Aand we can't leave Captain Hook out so MFMF.... Yoni Massage, naked cake baking (no riding agents required) and then..... Oh fuck it, let's leave the washing up

"
mmmmmm... I'm up for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

come here and be naughty on me

Captain Hook in for the kill, surely s flirtatious baking story first?

hey yes but only if she can do an in depth blow by blow description of her cooking process and techniques

Well, I was virtually naked at the time ... does that suffice

pic or its not true

Ok, if you can send me back in time 3 hours to take a pic lol

spoilsport just send a pic

You can always send me a Friend Request and have a look in my gallery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

Thanks Jakey...at least someone appreciates my "skills"

I'd appreciate your skills

How about we have a MFF Aand we can't leave Captain Hook out so MFMF.... Yoni Massage, naked cake baking (no riding agents required)

and then..... Oh fuck it, let's leave the washing up

mmmmmm... I'm up for that

Mmmm...definitely sounds like fun

Where are we going to have this sexy MFMF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

I love listening to the birds singing in my garden at this time of morning, but then the bloody great seagulls come along and spoil it with their squawkingyes seagulls are gigantic birds that are a real pest I'm surprised people in this area are allowed to put rubbish out in plastic bags they just rip them to pieces

These are just wee happy birds outside my window in the tree and often seen them haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm wide awake too.. and feeling a bit naughty

Looks like you need to bake a cake

So, is this the new thing now lol. Baking ... to curb the frustration of not being able to have sex

Creating mouthgasms

Mmmmmmmmm your Ginger and Pears

Thanks Jakey...at least someone appreciates my "skills"

I'd appreciate your skills

How about we have a MFF Aand we can't leave Captain Hook out so MFMF.... Yoni Massage, naked cake baking (no riding agents required)

and then..... Oh fuck it, let's leave the washing up

mmmmmm... I'm up for that

Mmmm...definitely sounds like fun

Where are we going to have this sexy MFMF?

Bournemouth Lytham or somewhere in between

I do hope is full share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

"
lol hey don't fall in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

These are just wee happy birds outside my window in the tree and often seen them haha"
pigeons lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

These are just wee happy birds outside my window in the tree and often seen them hahapigeons lol

Crows

which I believe are an omen of death

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

These are just wee happy birds outside my window in the tree and often seen them hahapigeons lol

Crows

which I believe are an omen of death

"
yes the devils bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

lol hey don't fall in

Lol... Looks like your joining in the MFMF

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

lol hey don't fall in

Lol... Looks like your joining in the MFMF

"
omg ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

lol hey don't fall in

Lol... Looks like your joining in the MFMF

omg ok

Hope your orally bi xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

lol hey don't fall in

Lol... Looks like your joining in the MFMF

omg ok

You do realize there are scores of restaurants in Torquay still open who deliver food ? Hot food. Literally every cuisine you can imagine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

lol hey don't fall in

Lol... Looks like your joining in the MFMF

omg ok

You do realize there are scores of restaurants in Torquay still open who deliver food ? Hot food. Literally every cuisine you can imagine. "
i googled it didn't find any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm fussy mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

lol hey don't fall in

Lol... Looks like your joining in the MFMF

omg ok

You do realize there are scores of restaurants in Torquay still open who deliver food ? Hot food. Literally every cuisine you can imagine. i googled it didn't find any? "

There’s a popular app, not sure I am allowed to say the name on here ? It rhymes with bust feet ?

U do seem to like posting how u haven’t had hot food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm fussy mind

Good start xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning run time my lovely new friends, I'll think of you whilst I'm on the beach getting hot and sweaty xxx

lol hey don't fall in

Lol... Looks like your joining in the MFMF

omg ok

You do realize there are scores of restaurants in Torquay still open who deliver food ? Hot food. Literally every cuisine you can imagine. i googled it didn't find any?

There’s a popular app, not sure I am allowed to say the name on here ? It rhymes with bust feet ?

U do seem to like posting how u haven’t had hot food

"
i know am i bad........ i haven't had any for over two weeks now my esophagus thanks me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

These are just wee happy birds outside my window in the tree and often seen them hahapigeons lol

Crows

which I believe are an omen of death

No ... don't say that ... I've lived here 6 years and not a single crow! There's been one in my garden 4 times in the past 2 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

These are just wee happy birds outside my window in the tree and often seen them hahapigeons lol

Crows

which I believe are an omen of death

No ... don't say that ... I've lived here 6 years and not a single crow! There's been one in my garden 4 times in the past 2 weeks! "

Flying rats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I been ultra greedy... Mrs Brum looks rather nice xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

two people in the sea already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

three now

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By *on12xxMan over a year ago

leeds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

good morning or is it still night

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

It’s dark so it’s night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They never bother me but at this time it’s actully nice too sit and listen to the birds outside and try pretend I know what they are saying

either that or sea views

These are just wee happy birds outside my window in the tree and often seen them hahapigeons lol

Crows

which I believe are an omen of death

No ... don't say that ... I've lived here 6 years and not a single crow! There's been one in my garden 4 times in the past 2 weeks! "
crows are habitual birds they tend to go where theyve been before, a group of crows is a murder of crows and they are widely regarded as the most intelligent bird species

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s dark so it’s night

"
goodnight then Zzzzzzz

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

"It’s dark so it’s night

goodnight then Zzzzzzz

Before the birds start singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s dark so it’s night

goodnight then Zzzzzzz

Before the birds start singing "
seagulls squawk

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works "
stay awake with us, keep us amused

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple over a year ago

leamington spa

Hate it when cant sleep he just soring his nut off he lucky lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate it when cant sleep he just soring his nut off he lucky lol"
get him the nose clip

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works stay awake with us, keep us amused

I wish I could but in about 3.5 hours I’ve got to be awake when the lad wakes

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

"Hate it when cant sleep he just soring his nut off he lucky lol"

Ear plugs

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

"Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works stay awake with us, keep us amused

I wish I could but in about 3.5 hours I’ve got to be awake when the lad wakes "

Hope the book works

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works stay awake with us, keep us amused

I wish I could but in about 3.5 hours I’ve got to be awake when the lad wakes "
have you not slept at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate it when cant sleep he just soring his nut off he lucky lol"

Pillow Smother

Just a joke before anyone complains

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works stay awake with us, keep us amused

I wish I could but in about 3.5 hours I’ve got to be awake when the lad wakes have you not slept at all

Nope been awake since 07.30

Right book is ready.... fingers crossed

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

"Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works stay awake with us, keep us amused

I wish I could but in about 3.5 hours I’ve got to be awake when the lad wakes have you not slept at all

Nope been awake since 07.30

Right book is ready.... fingers crossed "

Fingers and toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tried to just drift off, so time for an audiobook see if that works stay awake with us, keep us amused

I wish I could but in about 3.5 hours I’ve got to be awake when the lad wakes have you not slept at all

Nope been awake since 07.30

Right book is ready.... fingers crossed "
night

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By *iz78Woman over a year ago

wirral

I have insomnia. So im always up at this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have insomnia. So im always up at this time"
me too

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

Me 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me 3"
really bit young to be here but each to their own young man

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

"Me 3really bit young to be here but each to their own young man

Early morning boredom got me here

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Yep, me too now. Just woke!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me 3really bit young to be here but each to their own young man

Early morning boredom got me here "
don't get bored get even

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

I'm wide awake now but really want to be asleep as I was enjoying far too many naughty thoughts...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep. Can’t sleep either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This lockdown has messed everyone’s sleep patterns up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK.. Back to the original thread

We had Banana bread, Ginger and Pear flapjack... Who's turn to bake. Or should I say who's hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wide awake now but really want to be asleep as I was enjoying far too many naughty thoughts...

"
ha i dropped off and i thought i wouldn't

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

such is life

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