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over a year ago
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Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.
Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.
Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc   |
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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.
Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.
Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc "
My favourite pulp fiction quote is
"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.
Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.
Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc
My favourite pulp fiction quote is
"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
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Hell yeah..love that!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.
Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.
Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc
My favourite pulp fiction quote is
"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
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Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you! |
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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
This man I can follow !! |
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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.
Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.
Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc
My favourite pulp fiction quote is
"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes?"
I have seen this online! |
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
You watch too much tv  |
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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago
ashford |
"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.
Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.
Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc
My favourite pulp fiction quote is
"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes?
I have seen this online! "
I'ce got a " Bad mother fucker" wallet and it comes with the quote in it, so cool  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!
This man I can follow !! "
I've been determined to get this tattooed on me at some stage. 2 of my favourite films are predator and pulp fiction. I already have some predator tattoos, so the pulp fiction one has to come at some point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.
Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.
Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc
My favourite pulp fiction quote is
"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes?
I have seen this online!
I'ce got a " Bad mother fucker" wallet and it comes with the quote in it, so cool "
I've got the wallet too but have it in black. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago
ashford |
"I'm loving the Pulp Fiction love, it's one of my favourite films. I do love Tarantino  "
It's my fav film.
I've got "the" Jules and Vincent picture on the wall of my dining Room, it's huge! But so cool |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
You know I dont reckon anyone but Samuel.L. could do that |
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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago
ashford |
"Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
I like a bit of Kevin Smith too, Dogma is my favourite. "
Me and my mate went to a midnight premier of jay and silent Bob reboot, such a fun night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get some rest Pam, you look tired
A favourite of mine. Guess the film
I know it's a Bourne, but I'm not sure which one. They're worth a rewatch though 
Well done haha. Definitely. "
Is Pam Landy in all 3? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.
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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.
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Yessss I love this film! And he improvised a lot of his lines.
"hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister" |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...
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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...
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I believe in God, but the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...
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Zed:
Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard:
But the Gimp's sleeping.
Zed:
Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...
Zed:
Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard:
But the Gimp's sleeping.
Zed:
Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?"
I like the scene when Bruce Willis breaks free and almost leaves the shop but decides against it and goes through various weapons before deciding on the samurai sword! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.
Yessss I love this film! And he improvised a lot of his lines.
"hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister" "
He was originally bought in as a consultant to train the actor that was going to play the part how to act like a drill instructor - but was so natural at it they cast him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kill Bill , when she has killed all the ninjas and then the room fills up with hundreds more ,
May ling asks . " Did you really think it was going to be that easy "
" For a moment there , yes i did " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wife used to fart when she was nervous. ... She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I'd share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up."
Good Will Hunting... |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"My wife used to fart when she was nervous. ... She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I'd share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up.
Good Will Hunting... "
Spot on |
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47 Ronin:
Shogun Tsunayoshi: For the crime of disobedience, you should all be executed as common criminals, but you and your men follow the old ways of Bushido, to honor your lord and avenge treachery. I see only samurai before me.
Mika:
My father taught me this world was only a preparation for the next, that all we can ask is that we leave it having loved and being loved. |
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My favourite is the 3 minute opening monologue from “Dom Hemingway”
“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava… BSugar and spice and all things…”
https://youtu.be/ulcomXfMYmA |
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“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not"
Ya x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
My favourite.
My favorite as well! Here’s looking at you kid...
You played it for her, you can play it for me...."
“Play it”. (Not the popular misconception that he said “Play it Again Sam”) |
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"“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not
Ya x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not"
Yes! Another favorite of mine! Great to be reminded of it! |
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"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
My favourite.
My favorite as well! Here’s looking at you kid...
You played it for her, you can play it for me....
“Play it”. (Not the popular misconception that he said “Play it Again Sam”)"
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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"My favourite is the 3 minute opening monologue from “Dom Hemingway”
“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava… BSugar and spice and all things…”
https://youtu.be/ulcomXfMYmA"
You should make that your profile text  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin." |
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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin.""
I'm talking morning day night afternoon,
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick |
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"It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."
I'm talking morning day night afternoon,
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
....but what I do have are a particular set of skills...
Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! |
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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago
cheshire |
From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. Now run you cur, and tell the other currs the laws coming. You tell them I coming and hells coming with me. You hear hells coming with me..
Del
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" hey .let's be careful out there "...Hill street blues .
" Everyman dies not everyman really lives " BRAVEHEART
" The time for Honouring yourself will soon be at an end " GLADIATOR |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true: if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president. Xx |
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Choose life from T2
"Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life." |
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Blade runner |
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"We only continue to live so long as the last person remembers us."
"Power attracts the worst and corrupts the best and is only given to those prepared to lower themselves enough to want to pick it up."
" In times of universal deceit telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
" No one is left out of the loop." " We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions." ..A world Where greed is our god and wisdom is a sin, where divison is key and unity is fantasy." .." Where the ego driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather then the intelligence of the heart. |
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It's an old film about geeks.
And the builley (jock American term) says to the geek.
"I eat shits like you for breakfast"
And the geek replys.
'you eat shit for breakfast"?
Makes me laugh every time. |
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"Paradise PD, a character describing his trip to the bathroom - "It looks like Gary Coleman joined ISIS then crawled up my butt and blew himself up"  "
Gotta love Paradise PD! Hobson is one awesome old dude |
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over a year ago
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"I love the John Wick films so it has to be ‘People keep asking if I’m back. yeah, I think I’m back’. Might not be word perfect but so apt "
You favour a little gunplay?.. |
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"My favourite is the 3 minute opening monologue from “Dom Hemingway”
“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava… BSugar and spice and all things…”
https://youtu.be/ulcomXfMYmA
You should make that your profile text "
Do you think I would get many takers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten. |
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