'Some birds attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers, or even litter to make it more eye-catching [...]'
That's birds, though. If you don't have time to build a nest, just place your penis on the table and challenge them to a duel.  |
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"'Some birds attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers, or even litter to make it more eye-catching [...]'
That's birds, though. If you don't have time to build a nest, just place your penis on the table and challenge them to a duel. "
Or wave it at them shouting "on guard" lol |
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"'Some birds attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers, or even litter to make it more eye-catching [...]'
That's birds, though. If you don't have time to build a nest, just place your penis on the table and challenge them to a duel. "
I could be charmed by gifts of pretty pebbles and flowers.  |
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"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker "
yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up 
Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I?  |
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"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker
yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up
Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I? "
That last line man  I am so stealing that. It's so wrong but I love it |
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"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker
yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up
Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I?
That last line man I am so stealing that. It's so wrong but I love it "
I've got it on my tinder |
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"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker
yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up
Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I?
That last line man I am so stealing that. It's so wrong but I love it
I've got it on my tinder "
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"Glass ashtray to the back of the head used to work but they banned smoking in pubs
In other words I dont know, I just talk them to sleep hahaha"
Ahh yes the good old days when all you needed was a glass ashtray or a heavy pint glass with a handle on it and boom laid. |
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You don't have to seduce anyone just be yourself. Act normal don't fake anything that your not.
If people tried to seduce me i would want them to be honest truthful and care.
Just be yourself Just saying xx |
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"I’ve not idea how to seduce anyone .... I just flash my boobs   "
And every man in 400m radius comes running.
I wonder if I drop my trousers will have same effect |
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"I’ve not idea how to seduce anyone .... I just flash my boobs
And every man in 400m radius comes running.
I wonder if I drop my trousers will have same effect "
I'm not running after you  oh you meant women? Right got ya  |
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"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas
Can you summon a hobbit? I’ve got a thing for hobbitses, the hairy toes make me swoon  "
I’ll see what Gandalf can conjure up for you |
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