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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
Here's my attempt to honour the kind of quality that graces the pages of our local rag, with a fab twist. Feel free to have a go yourselves!
I remember when it was 2019
When having a shag, no need for a screen
I'd walk down the street, flashing my arse
No police would say "You shall not pass"
Tits out Tuesday was on every week
Now it's six feet away to have a peek
Back in the days before this virus
Plenty cock would be slamming inside us
At home I stay, hearing the clock tick
Dreaming of sucking some tasty dick
Keeping safe, like Boris says
Frantically flicking my bean for days
When at last we can emerge
On boobs and willies I will gorge!
I thank you.
Mrs TMN x
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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
"Fucking fantastic Mrs TMN, you've made me laugh a lot! x"
Thanks Meli! That was the idea 
I must confess my inspiration comes from Angry people in local newspapers, who I follow on fb. Some properly dire poetry kicking about! |
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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
"Isolation is bringing out the best in us all  Mr.
Hya Twist My Nipples
I'm having some raspberry ripple
I'm looking at dicks
And perving some pics
And later I'll have a wee tipple
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