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The CLICHE-EST message ever.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Throw a line in. Let’s incorporate them all.

Hints towards the profile too (deffo gotta be a silhouette)

I’ll start......

Hello, cheeky/trouble....

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wow you are stunning....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would really love to chat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How's isolation/lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you met...Ted

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Wow you are stunning.... "

But you've only seen my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice profile

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

How's Fab treating you?..

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm just a normal bloke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice profile "

Thank you.

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

What you up to?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Can I just say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Love your pics, v sxay

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can I ask you a question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How are you guys? (It's just me!)

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You make my girlfriend/wife/partner look like shit.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Can I just say"

You have the best arse on this site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like married men?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Hi Hun / Babe WUU2?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You look like fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just have a quick browse through most of my opening lines and be back with some in a minute or two...

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"You make my girlfriend/wife/partner look like shit."

Prince Charming...right there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate"

To be fair, you do have a nice cock.

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"Throw a line in. Let’s incorporate them all.

Hints towards the profile too (deffo gotta be a silhouette)

I’ll start......

Hello, cheeky/trouble...."

I’ll take an ice cube approach you Goodnightgirl and drop ice cube on the floor , then I’ll stand on it and say hi I’m Alan and I’ve just broken the ice between us .. ahahah

Who’s says this can’t work in the virtual world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate

To be fair, you do have a nice cock."

Thanks hun. Haha

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By *antrelWoman over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

How’s you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate"

This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Can I just say

You have the best arse on this site"

My face aint that bad either

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I never know what to say

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've read your profile

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Can I just say

You have the best arse on this site

My face aint that bad either

That wasn't a part of the thread, I was just saying

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Hi ...........

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Some of these are hilarious and so typical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate

This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.

It’s the mate bit...

Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in your area

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Oh one I’ve got a few times

“Omg I thought you were my cousin/ex/etc”.

Erm. No.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh one I’ve got a few times

“Omg I thought you were my cousin/ex/etc”.

Erm. No. "

"You look just like my sister/mother, that's so hot"

*block*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of these are hilarious and so typical

Couldn’t agree more! I stay on here for comedy value sometimes...

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Can I just say

You have the best arse on this site

My face aint that bad either

That wasn't a part of the thread, I was just saying

Well thanks

My arse and your boobs would make a great look

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Have u got kik?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I live at 123 Example St M12 3AB (nb mods that's just Manchester plus 123 and AB), I've got two hours. You. Me. Now.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Some of these are hilarious and so typical

Couldn’t agree more! I stay on here for comedy value sometimes...

And men often wonder why they've no luck here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ever meet alone? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is an eye opener I'm not longer going to open a message with hi you look nice would you like to gag on my cock while I deep throat you infront of your husband ever again lol

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

please read

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I messaged you before but you must have missed it

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I messaged you before but you must have missed it"

Off to check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I messaged you before but you must have missed it"

But I have and you never talk to me

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate

This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.

It’s the mate bit...

Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum"

An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. "

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Now that is the stuff of fantasy, right here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate

This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.

It’s the mate bit...

Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum

An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply

Right, next time I get the message I’ll go with ‘pal’

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

We know your not looking for couples but.....

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is it only me that gets this shit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you into filthy lads? I'm hard and ready to cum on cam for you. Ps I'm a heavy cummer

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate

This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.

It’s the mate bit...

Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum

An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply

Like when Texan’s say ‘bless your heart’?

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? "

I just go with...You want it

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Are you into filthy lads? I'm hard and ready to cum on cam for you. Ps I'm a heavy cummer"

Ah but, can he eat pussy for hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate

This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.

It’s the mate bit...

Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum

An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply

Right, next time I get the message I’ll go with ‘pal’"

I get this alot too!

I tend to go with a short

"Ta"

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's been a long time since I've had this variety, but...

Come to (postcode) after dark. Come alone. Tell no one. Sit on the bonnet of your car, slide off your panties, close your eyes, and wait.

(Swing commentary: I usually then wonder whether the detective who'll find my dismembered corpse will care if my underwear is mismatched)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages?

I just go with...You want it

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you into filthy lads? I'm hard and ready to cum on cam for you. Ps I'm a heavy cummer

Ah but, can he eat pussy for hours

I'll corrupt you baby. I bet you're really innocent. Ever had a threesome?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? "

I talk about their profile and our common interests.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tend to get "has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?"

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By *r B.Man over a year ago

Durham

There is now literally nothing you can say that is right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna suck my cock? Or if they’re feeling really assertive “suck my cock” (so glad now can’t be messaged by such charmers)

Viv x

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Wunna smash you !!....

Always works

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Are you into filthy lads? I'm hard and ready to cum on cam for you. Ps I'm a heavy cummer

Ah but, can he eat pussy for hours

I'll corrupt you baby. I bet you're really innocent. Ever had a threesome?"

I'm new, can you show me the ropes

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Are you having any luck on here?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you having any luck on here? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? "

You’re hot, let me lick your pussy

(Not really what I’d ever send, but I have had that sent to me, haha x)

Viv xx

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Fancy a chat?

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? "

Most usually don’t

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages?

You’re hot, let me lick your pussy

(Not really what I’d ever send, but I have had that sent to me, haha x)

Viv xx"

Yeah I've had "women" send me that.

Or possibly even women, but my selection criteria has no gender bias.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Hi stranger (when you've never spoken to them before)

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By *ummer breeze300Woman over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'm married would you make an exception!!!

Du really

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I tend to get "has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?""

That bit is true though

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Hi stranger (when you've never spoken to them before)"

Ahh that old chestnut. Along with the messages where people type the subject header “re:”... because obviously we will then assume we must have had previous conversations with that person.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm married would you make an exception!!!

Du really

Any variant of "I know you don't X, but..."

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Do I know you?

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hi stranger (when you've never spoken to them before)

Ahh that old chestnut. Along with the messages where people type the subject header “re:”... because obviously we will then assume we must have had previous conversations with that person. "

Lol yes. Or "we spoke months ago".

*Cue talk show host with lie detector test* The looking at your profile as a site supporter test has been conducted, and that is a lie.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while

Oooh that's even creepier in person.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while

Be careful entering the shower after that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tend to get "has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?"

That bit is true though

Why thank you

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while

That does sound creepish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i stick my purple headed womb broom in your bum....please

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

OMG ’we spoke months ago’ reminds me of this couple that mailed me after 3 separate events going well we’re at xxxx on Saturday can you veri is’ (they had none) and I swear to allah they were not at any of them.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"OMG ’we spoke months ago’ reminds me of this couple that mailed me after 3 separate events going well we’re at xxxx on Saturday can you veri is’ (they had none) and I swear to allah they were not at any of them. "

Yup. If I can't identify you I'm not verifying you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just received: wow

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while

Oooh that's even creepier in person."

I'd make a hasty exit if someone said that to me in person

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Annette? / Amy? / Angela? / April? / Alison?

My name doesn't begin with A genius.

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Would really love to chat..."
oh gosh! How awful.

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is

Nice cock mate"

In fairness its true

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

"Im in a hotel nearby so" ??

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Just received: wow"

There's some serious effort right there!

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By *edGrayCouple over a year ago

Swindon

"I will fuck your missis for you and make her squirt"

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Annette? / Amy? / Angela? / April? / Alison?

My name doesn't begin with A genius. "

Ooh Amanda you naughty girl, I know what you're up to and will tell all our friends. You're going to be so embarrassed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need help on my profile ????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you had this what would you think??? Hi ive just noticed your profile and think 1 you look very sexy from what I can see and 2 your profile is an interesting read would you like to chat?.

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am amazing at oral.

I can make any woman cum/squirt.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"If you had this what would you think??? Hi ive just noticed your profile and think 1 you look very sexy from what I can see and 2 your profile is an interesting read would you like to chat?.

Asking for a friend

Comes across as a generic copy / paste. Crash and burn there

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I am amazing at oral.

I can make any woman cum/squirt.

I've had a few where they make it sound like I'll flood the room squirting given their amazing prowess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am amazing at oral.

I can make any woman cum/squirt.

"
but I am and you know that so why post it on here grrrr now everyone will want to find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I ask your advice

Best profile I've seen

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I ask your advice

Best profile I've seen

Can you tell me how to get started here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mrs has great tits, would love to fuck her x

From a charming man in a couple x

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can't believe a man hasn't taken you off the market and claimed you for himself. I'd never share you

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Sadly I don't get messages cliched or not

Boohoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's stunning. You're a lucky man"

Is she? Am I? I didn't realise

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message.

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mrs has great tits, would love to fuck her x

From a charming man in a couple x"

But she does have great tits and I would

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your eyes are stunning!

Where ?? I cant see

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss "

My first and main criteria is "can I tell you've read my profile?". It's a target rich environment of things to talk about. Take something and use it.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Nobody's mentioned the 'FAF' line yet. It's obviously only the smoothest guys who use that

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss "

Generally speaking it's harder to message and connect with someone who doesn't use the forums as opposed to one who does and you're not the only one who experiences this difficulty.

Try focusing on something about that person's profile and go from there perhaps?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nobody's mentioned the 'FAF' line yet. It's obviously only the smoothest guys who use that

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me.

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss "

In truth there isn’t anything you can say. I’m of the opinion it’s better to save your time and effort and not bother messaging first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss

My first and main criteria is "can I tell you've read my profile?". It's a target rich environment of things to talk about. Take something and use it."

Yes i agree with you yet even when doing that it can be very difficult and some profiles can be very difficult to be able to take something from to add to a message. It's not the case with all yet I'm sure alot of guys will agree it's very difficult to sound s none generic and stand out from the crowd even more so if you havnt got a cock the size of a babys arm holding an apple or a ripped body.

I can show on the forums my personality and have made many lovely friends yet so open a message to a local woman couple is a whole other matter

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me.

Usually written in a time that reads like a man has written it. How odd.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me.

Usually written in a time that reads like a man has written it. How odd."

Tone

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me.

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me.

Forgot about this one but yeah, another classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me.

Haha! Although I have genuinely helped with a surprise for a guy. His wife did set it up and he was totally surprised. Wasn’t expecting a lingerie clad lady to open the door and invite him in for a bukkake meet xx

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Will your husband let me fuck you

Ever read a profile dimwit ? If had a husband I wouldn’t need his permission to do anything !

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

Hi,

I've noticed your profile. I like (specific examples). (Talk about what you think about something on their profile, not just pictures). I think we might have some things in common (discuss). (Maybe compliment a picture). It'd be lovely to hear from you, best of luck to you, and happy Fabbing.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss "

For me it doesn't matter so much about the message content (aside from most things mentioned on this thread) it's more if you fit what I'm looking for re height, location etc I'll reply. I know it's difficult for guys but when you try too hard it comes over as needy. You can't win can you?

How about 'Hi (name), I've looked at your profile and feel like we could get on. Feel free to check mine out and get back to me if you'd like to chat further'

Short and sweet is better for me. Hope that helps

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

True my friend, but some people might be genuine and get an instant rap across the knuckles... we’re all not blessed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most common one for me here is

Hi i can’t talk on the phone or message or meet until you join this site (insert clearly a scam website.) all you need to do is enter your credit card details

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asda? Very specific

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda...

I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck.

It's hard to be polite and not sound generic.

Ok rant over people please discuss

How about 'Hi (name), I've looked at your profile and feel like we could get on. Feel free to check mine out and get back to me if you'd like to chat further'

Short and sweet is better for me. Hope that helps

"
as you say it's hard and sometimes feel like you cant win either way lol.

I'm starting to think I should just stick to being the comedy act on the forums and just make friends I wont get laid but I might put a smile on peoples faces

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Asda? Very specific

They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

Just be yourselves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asda? Very specific

They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk."

This image will haunt me for days. And not in a good way.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Asda? Very specific

They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk.

This image will haunt me for days. And not in a good way."

You know how I feel, then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interested?

Looking for fun?

Now?

I'm so horny

Just a few from my inbox.

All from men.

Women actually out some content in messages

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

It is a tough old world right now x

I have no words of wisdom. I am fickle and what catches my eye one day may not the next.

What is standard is a light, friendly vibe. Oh and great pics don't hurt either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asda? Very specific

They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk.

This image will haunt me for days. And not in a good way.

You know how I feel, then

Fair point indeed.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss. "

It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to.

Not a complaint, it just is what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.

Not a complaint, it just is what it is."

I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.

So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.

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By *uliette500Woman over a year ago

Hull

Can I ask you a question?

I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I ask you a question?

I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is. "

I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Can I ask you a question?

I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is.

I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages "

Yep - message 2 - ‘how are you’?

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.

Not a complaint, it just is what it is.

I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.

So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people."

I never intended it as anything less

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I ask you a question?

I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is.

I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages

Yep - message 2 - ‘how are you’?"

Oh you had a polite one

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I ask you a question?

I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is.

I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages

Yep - message 2 - ‘how are you’?"

Or it's something that requires blain bleach

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.

Not a complaint, it just is what it is.

I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.

So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.

I never intended it as anything less

Perceived I mean!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I ask you a question?

I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is.

I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages

Yep - message 2 - ‘how are you’?

Or it's something that requires blain bleach"

Brain. Dunno where mine is

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

I had I guy message me once to request a social and said I’d come highly recommend - by his uncle!

I’d met his uncle ‘properly’ a couple of times and the guy didn’t understand why it would be weird to meet him too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I may be being naive here but if a message is polite and clearly not telling porkies about reading a profile, wouldn't it be down to looking at the sender's profile and if you like what you see then go from there. You can't be everybody's cuppa, no matter how humorous or intelligent you come across. Just for the record, the few messages I've received from ladies have all been simply "hi"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.

Not a complaint, it just is what it is.

I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.

So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.

I never intended it as anything less

Perceived I mean!

Now that make more sense

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.

Not a complaint, it just is what it is.

I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.

So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.

I never intended it as anything less

Perceived I mean!

Now that make more sense

Quick to correct my mistakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment

There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.

That challenge actually makes it fun

I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.

If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.

Not a complaint, it just is what it is.

I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.

So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.

I never intended it as anything less

Perceived I mean!

Now that make more sense

Quick to correct my mistakes

That's what most people say after they have messaged me

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By *stoppMan over a year ago

Durham

My wife would love your cock..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife would love your cock.. "

Haha insert 'black' before cock and I get this exact message quite often.

I can almost imagine the sender knocking one out as he sends it.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nice teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice teeth

But they are nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a professional, discretion needed, cant accommodate but I am single!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Hi i will be in your area tonight , do you know of any good dogging sites and will you come with me ? "

Delivered to my partners inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey. Are you free to meet tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must write all these down!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you was having a drink and saw a tiny 1 inch man floating in ur glass wat wud u do

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"You make my girlfriend/wife/partner look like shit."

I really don’t get why a guy would even message that. He defo got an instant block and delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm way out of your league but I'll make an exception for you.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You make my girlfriend/wife/partner look like shit.

I really don’t get why a guy would even message that. He defo got an instant block and delete "

Women are catty, jealous, in competition, and definitely don't have empathy for each other. (This is written in my sarcasm font)

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you was having a drink and saw a tiny 1 inch man floating in ur glass wat wud u do

If you walked in on your relative wanking, would you help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a professional, discretion needed, cant accommodate but I am single!!"

Love this one!!

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