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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" Omg yes. Aargh | |||
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"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? "Are you?  | |||
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"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? "Speak for yourself!
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" don’t know always have | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it. | |||
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"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? " true | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)" ??? | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! " Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol. | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" I am the exception !!! Not sure why , but I always put the seat down afterwards ,, and I live alone !!!   | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it. " This isn’t a valid reason. | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol."  | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" You should be thankful that we even bother to lift it up  | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" I actually have a sit down piss with the lights out so I dont have to wake up... | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? " It moves!
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol." Yes, exactly! I always out the lid down before I flush, no matter where I am | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! " There is a difference between the seat and the lid though  | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ???" Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? I actually have a sit down piss with the lights out so I dont have to wake up..." I like to think I'm in touch with my feminine side  | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" I've never really understood why the default position of the seat should be down? Surely it's just as easy for a woman to lower the seat before use as it is for a guy to lower it after? That said, I can see the logic in closing the lid (and therefore seat) when not in use - and before flushing. | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? " Why, do you want a go | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? " Trying to find their little dicks the ones that do. I’ve never understood it personally lol. I’d be embarrassed if I did | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? You should be thankful that we even bother to lift it up " | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it. This isn’t a valid reason. " Quite. I don't want to fall into the toilet again. | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? " again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? " Oh I asked this the other day. It's like checking that it is still there, reassuring. I also think it must feel nice, I like fondling a penis when it's all floppy and soft and cute and we are watching a film or something. | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Why, do you want a go "Yes please | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? " Ermmmm, what pants? I only own one pair of boxers and I'm normally commando  | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "We are not man bashing, we are asking questions just like you lot did. It's a free country | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? I've never really understood why the default position of the seat should be down? Surely it's just as easy for a woman to lower the seat before use as it is for a guy to lower it after? That said, I can see the logic in closing the lid (and therefore seat) when not in use - and before flushing." Three out of four functions (two each male and female) are carried out sitting down. Majority. | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it. This isn’t a valid reason. " It was a joke I don’t lift the seat when I wee, i can aim it all down the bowl, sometimes I even sit for a wee for a treat | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! There is a difference between the seat and the lid though "Put them both down! So much more hygienic. It's a toilet for god sake! | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
D."Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!
We are not man bashing, we are asking questions just like you lot did. It's a free country "Women are frustrating mysteries, men are just to be understood or we're misandrist  | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? I actually have a sit down piss with the lights out so I dont have to wake up..." Me too  | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)" The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender. | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Oh I asked this the other day. It's like checking that it is still there, reassuring. I also think it must feel nice, I like fondling a penis when it's all floppy and soft and cute and we are watching a film or something." Touching myself feels nice but I dont randomly do it in the middle of the Street like some guys do | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "What Mr bants said. | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "Good boy | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender." Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?  | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out "Hahahaha!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out " fair point but you have seen how tight my pants are!
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender. Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men? "I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking. | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol." Oh poopy! | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" coz when we need our next pee we can keep our eyes closed whilst doing it | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender. Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?
I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking."You ok Chillout? Xx | |||
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"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them? *not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them. " Meli!
Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS! | |||
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"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please "Oh I know....I'm just teasing! | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender. Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?
I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking."If you want to read seriousness or bashing into my comments, then knock yourself out. | |||
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"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them? *not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.
Meli!
Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS! "Lol I love some of the copy and paste messages!!! | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! There is a difference between the seat and the lid though
Put them both down! So much more hygienic. It's a toilet for god sake!
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender. Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?
I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking.
You ok Chillout? Xx"Tip top
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes "But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
fair point but you have seen how tight my pants are!
D."Actually, if you wearing those pants means you have to have a periodic rearrange, it's bloody worth it  | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes
But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be "Ha ha ha , because it doesn't feel comfortable | |||
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"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please
Oh I know....I'm just teasing! "Good | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol." Faecal aerosol is my next username | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender. Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?
I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking.
You ok Chillout? Xx
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!"True though, isn't it Sparkles? | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes
But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be
Ha ha ha , because it doesn't feel comfortable "Free Willy! | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out "I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything | |||
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"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please
Oh I know....I'm just teasing!
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"If a woman has just used the loo,chances are a guy will use it next..so why not leave it up for us? "Because then you're I'll leave it up. If we always put it down (you know, hygiene) then eventually we can train you to put it down | |||
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"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please
Oh I know....I'm just teasing!
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I know we are a pain to live with! "Exactly why I live alone | |||
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"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are "Yeah it looks fine honey! | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
True though, isn't it Sparkles? "Of course it is! Especially in certain outfit's! | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes
But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be
Ha ha ha , because it doesn't feel comfortable
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"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them? *not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.
Meli!
Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS! "i never have the same conversation twice i never have the same conversation twice | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! " You see? You just said it? “How hard is to put it down?” We leave it up...what’s wrong with it? How hard is for you to put it down? | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol. Faecal aerosol is my next username " | |||
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"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are "We're going at 7:30 | |||
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"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are
Yeah it looks fine honey! "When being asked what you want for tea, I know | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? You should be thankful that we even bother to lift it up "This made me laugh. Thank you. | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! There is a difference between the seat and the lid though
Put them both down! So much more hygienic. It's a toilet for god sake!
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything "Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!
But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there "No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet! | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! You see? You just said it? “How hard is to put it down?” We leave it up...what’s wrong with it? How hard is for you to put it down? "Hygiene Mr, Hygiene! | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler " | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami "Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it! | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!
But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there
No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!"The gentleman doth protest too much, I fear | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami "Labial origami. I'm dying | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami "Brilliant!!!! | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami
Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!"You are most excellently welcome | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler " We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!
But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there
No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!"Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no. | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler " This!! | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say "And you don't listen to what we say in the first place | |||
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"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? "someone say sex ?????  | |||
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"Why do men think women love seeing 20 willy pics from every angle on their profile ? lol "I'm Guessing to makesure it's the type you want , as I don't send them I wouldn't really know | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
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Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami " | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!
But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there
No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!
Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no. "You'd love me in your space sparkles!! | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? I've never really understood why the default position of the seat should be down? Surely it's just as easy for a woman to lower the seat before use as it is for a guy to lower it after? That said, I can see the logic in closing the lid (and therefore seat) when not in use - and before flushing. Three out of four functions (two each male and female) are carried out sitting down. Majority." Damn. Fair point! | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!
But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there
No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!
Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no.
You'd love me in your space sparkles!! "Temporarily is fine | |||
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I love cleaning find it stress reliving but I'm awful at ironing admittedly... oh and I have only one cock pic and that's not on show. | |||
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"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you "Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded? | |||
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "Thank you | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler This!!" I need sex. | |||
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" Let's get some answers! "Entitled white male privileged idiots.... (Step to far perhaps) | |||
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"So given that's there's a thread going to trying to understand women, haha! I thought we would have one of our own. What big mystery questions do you want to ask the men of Fab ladies? Let's get some answers! "Why do they lie about their looks and cock size... do they ot think we will realise they are a different person when we meet them??? | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say
And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea "Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago | |||
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"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them? *not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.
Meli!
Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS! "I totally agree with this. I just don’t reply to so many guys, give me something to be interested in, intrigue me, surprise me, make me laugh. Not a dick pic and hi. | |||
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" Let's get some answers!
Entitled white male privileged idiots....
(Step to far perhaps)
"Geez even I didn't go there | |||
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"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you
Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded? "Always! | |||
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" Let's get some answers!
Entitled white male privileged idiots....
(Step to far perhaps)
Geez even I didn't go there "Haha! | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say
And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea
Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago "darnnnnnn | |||
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"So given that's there's a thread going to trying to understand women, haha! I thought we would have one of our own. What big mystery questions do you want to ask the men of Fab ladies? Let's get some answers!
Why do they lie about their looks and cock size... do they ot think we will realise they are a different person when we meet them??? "Of course, didn't you know that? | |||
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"If a woman has just used the loo,chances are a guy will use it next..so why not leave it up for us?
Because then you're I'll leave it up. If we always put it down (you know, hygiene) then eventually we can train you to put it down "nope sorry, you'll just get us trained to use the sink instead | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say
And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea
Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago darnnnnnn "And it's salad for dinner tonight | |||
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" Let's get some answers!
Entitled white male privileged idiots....
(Step to far perhaps)
Geez even I didn't go there
Haha! "What makes it more interesting is it is the male half who wrote it!! | |||
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"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you
Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?
Always! "Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles | |||
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"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say
And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea
Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago darnnnnnn
And it's salad for dinner tonight " with chicken , see I was listening | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
D.
Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami
Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!"
I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !
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"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!
But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there
No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!
Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no.
You'd love me in your space sparkles!!
Temporarily is fine "Haha....that suits me!! | |||
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"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals? (Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen) ??? Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not. They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same. (And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men) The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender. Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?
I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking.
You ok Chillout? Xx
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" Why do you put it down? I end up pissing all over the seat..... | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
D.
Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami
Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!
I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Why do you put it down? I end up pissing all over the seat....." ha ha ha | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
D.
Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami
Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!
I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !
Fuck me!!! I nearly woke the children up laughing at this!!!
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? It moves!
D.
Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out
I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything
Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami
Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!
I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !
Fuck me!!! I nearly woke the children up laughing at this!!!
I'm trademarking the term labial origami, folks "You so should!!! | |||
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"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you
Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?
Always!
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"I must be a minority cause I hate the toilet seat being left up.. I erm sit down I love cleaning find it stress reliving but I'm awful at ironing admittedly... oh and I have only one cock pic and that's not on show. "Sorry to let you know that but you’re a woman in men’s body  | |||
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"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you
Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?
Always!
Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles "It's up! | |||
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"Why do some men sit down and pee. If I could aim well Id stand lol" You've answered your own question. Aim, or lack thereof | |||
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"Why do some men sit down and pee. If I could aim well Id stand lol" Me too! | |||
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"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you
Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?
Always!
Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles
It's up! "Origami flower?! | |||
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"... minimises the faecal aerosol." ALWAYS put the seat and lid down - avoiding FAECAL FOUNTAIN. | |||
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"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you
Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?
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Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles
It's up!
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?" Because most men piss standing up and don’t want to piss all over the toilet seat. You wouldn’t like sitting on a pissy seat. | |||
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"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them? *not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.
Meli!
Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS!
I totally agree with this. I just don’t reply to so many guys, give me something to be interested in, intrigue me, surprise me, make me laugh. Not a dick pic and hi. "Agreed! | |||
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"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are "Ear wax and overgrown ear hair. Difficult to hear what you’re saying. | |||
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"Why do some men sit down and pee. If I could aim well Id stand lol" Because the foreskin can cause it to spray all over the place especially as you get older and pulling the foreskin back can cause both multiple streams or cause it to shoot out so fast that it’s difficult to control. | |||
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"How do men know you’re over them completely even if you don’t speak to them or see them for weeks/months, but they wait till that exact moment to make contact with you and try and get in your good graces again!? "I would love to know the answer to this! *Some (not all) are arseholes! | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? " Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?" Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that "I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank. | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank."Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself. | |||
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"How do men know you’re over them completely even if you don’t speak to them or see them for weeks/months, but they wait till that exact moment to make contact with you and try and get in your good graces again!?
I would love to know the answer to this! *Some (not all) are arseholes! "I’d like to know as well! | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself. "I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.
I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting "I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks. | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.
I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting
I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks."My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.
I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting
I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.
My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting "Haha! | |||
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"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? Because most men piss standing up and don’t want to piss all over the toilet seat. You wouldn’t like sitting on a pissy seat." I thought toilet seats lifted up so you can pee all over the rim if u wish lol, my mistake | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.
I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting
I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.
I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting
I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.
My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting
To be fair. You do have great boobs. Xx"They’re quite squidgy. Like stress balls I suppose. | |||
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Not falling for that one Mr, answer on the thread please "Yeah M, get your butt on the other thread | |||
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.
I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting
I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.
My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting
To be fair. You do have great boobs. Xx
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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks? Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that
I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.
Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.
I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting
I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.
My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting "Oh yeah I like doing that spooning at the same time. | |||
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