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Actor and social care worker
I’m also a fab forum lurker
In these strange times
When no one can get Heinz
I’m one of many on the front line
Battling to curb the incline
To those of you
Following the curfew
My deepest thanks
I raise my flasks
Yes it is hard to follow
Enough to make us wallow
But be assured
Eventually we will be cured
And on that day
The party we will play
Will be well deserved
With delicacies catered and served
Let’s hold our nerve
Find new ways to perv
Maybe use a sock to slide
or toys to hide
see you All on the other side. |
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"Actor and social care worker
I’m also a fab forum lurker
In these strange times
When no one can get Heinz
I’m one of many on the front line
Battling to curb the incline
To those of you
Following the curfew
My deepest thanks
I raise my flasks
Yes it is hard to follow
Enough to make us wallow
But be assured
Eventually we will be cured
And on that day
The party we will play
Will be well deserved
With delicacies catered and served
Let’s hold our nerve
Find new ways to perv
Maybe use a sock to slide
or toys to hide
see you All on the other side. "
My dear darling friend
Hope you are keeping safe x |
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My dear darling friend
Hope you are keeping safe x"
Awww Thankyou. I am indeed. Had a meltdown on day 5, drank a bottle of Rioja on day 7, convinced myself I had the virus about 15 times already, driving the neighbours crazy with my renditions of sweet child of mine on the guitar, finding several lost socks during my lockdown spring clean, losing my shit when somebody doesn’t observe the 2 m rule in supermarket queues and getting through my list on Netflix...
I’m hoping this will end sooner rather than later else I will turn into Tom Hanks castaway 
How are you doing my darling  x |
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My dear darling friend
Hope you are keeping safe x
Awww Thankyou. I am indeed. Had a meltdown on day 5, drank a bottle of Rioja on day 7, convinced myself I had the virus about 15 times already, driving the neighbours crazy with my renditions of sweet child of mine on the guitar, finding several lost socks during my lockdown spring clean, losing my shit when somebody doesn’t observe the 2 m rule in supermarket queues and getting through my list on Netflix...
I’m hoping this will end sooner rather than later else I will turn into Tom Hanks castaway
How are you doing my darling x"
Oh you would love to grow a full on bushy beard and spend your summer sat naked on a log in the garden admit it!
Sounds like lockdown is productive
I am fine, watched the bin man yesterday that was good.
Counted the cobwebs in the porch, that was good for a giggle.
Might even get the tickling stick out next week and sweep them away, can't be doing too much.
Watching Joe Wicks, not joining in just watching, bloke is a tit but fair fucks to him.
And watched a chicken and a christmas tree running up the street today, I am sure it made sense to someone x |
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"I liked that, it would have been better if you rhymed curfew with kung fu, but nobodies perfect. "
Ha now that would have been better
So how about
During this curfew
I learned kung fu
And something new.
I kicked my shoe
Into some pva glue
No one knew.
So I said fuck you
I can sue.
Then my test came through.
It’s ok I have only got man flu
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I liked that, it would have been better if you rhymed curfew with kung fu, but nobodies perfect.
Ha now that would have been better
So how about
During this curfew
I learned kung fu
And something new.
I kicked my shoe
Into some pva glue
No one knew.
So I said fuck you
I can sue.
Then my test came through.
It’s ok I have only got man flu
"
Perfect, well done  |
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Oh you would love to grow a full on bushy beard and spend your summer sat naked on a log in the garden admit it!
Sounds like lockdown is productive
I am fine, watched the bin man yesterday that was good.
Counted the cobwebs in the porch, that was good for a giggle.
Might even get the tickling stick out next week and sweep them away, can't be doing too much.
Watching Joe Wicks, not joining in just watching, bloke is a tit but fair fucks to him.
And watched a chicken and a christmas tree running up the street today, I am sure it made sense to someone x"
Lol if I grew a big bushy beard and was sat naked on a log, you would come along and give me a pointy hat and a fishing rod then probably take a picture and publish it in the monthly garden gnome magazine 
So time on lockdown suits you then
Shame it wasn’t a pig and a Christmas tree then it would have been a porky pine 
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Oh you would love to grow a full on bushy beard and spend your summer sat naked on a log in the garden admit it!
Sounds like lockdown is productive
I am fine, watched the bin man yesterday that was good.
Counted the cobwebs in the porch, that was good for a giggle.
Might even get the tickling stick out next week and sweep them away, can't be doing too much.
Watching Joe Wicks, not joining in just watching, bloke is a tit but fair fucks to him.
And watched a chicken and a christmas tree running up the street today, I am sure it made sense to someone x
Lol if I grew a big bushy beard and was sat naked on a log, you would come along and give me a pointy hat and a fishing rod then probably take a picture and publish it in the monthly garden gnome magazine
So time on lockdown suits you then
Shame it wasn’t a pig and a Christmas tree then it would have been a porky pine
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Oooh now there's an idea!! You have put a lot of thought into that I feel
You could be on page 3 with your bobbles out 
I liked lockdown this week, not sure about next 
Oh my god! You still expect me to laugh at your jokes! Still so cheesy but so you! xx |
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"Oooh now there's an idea!! You have put a lot of thought into that I feel
You could be on page 3 with your bobbles out
I liked lockdown this week, not sure about next
Oh my god! You still expect me to laugh at your jokes! Still so cheesy but so you! xx"
We go together well then. My cheese, your crackers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooh now there's an idea!! You have put a lot of thought into that I feel
You could be on page 3 with your bobbles out
I liked lockdown this week, not sure about next
Oh my god! You still expect me to laugh at your jokes! Still so cheesy but so you! xx
We go together well then. My cheese, your crackers. "
Your cheesy and I'm crackers! Sounds about right x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actor and social care worker
I’m also a fab forum lurker
In these strange times
When no one can get Heinz
I’m one of many on the front line
Battling to curb the incline
To those of you
Following the curfew
My deepest thanks
I raise my flasks
Yes it is hard to follow
Enough to make us wallow
But be assured
Eventually we will be cured
And on that day
The party we will play
Will be well deserved
With delicacies catered and served
Let’s hold our nerve
Find new ways to perv
Maybe use a sock to slide
or toys to hide
see you All on the other side. "
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