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By *ick270 OP   Man  over a year ago

Here

As we are all locked in.

Mine is if your blowup doll nose starts running ...she's not sick she's full

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Mine is ...

Never whistle with a mouth full of blancmange

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By *nvisible_beardMan  over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Mine is

Never sneeze when going down on a pussy

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't fart in tune with the music your listening to when your in public and got your head phones in !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't fart in tune with the music your listening to when your in public and got your head phones in !!!! "

Remember to put your headphones and stop wondering who that dickhead is who is playing Westlite out loud

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Mine:

Powdered milk is not a taste pleasing replacement for real milk

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Mine:

Powdered milk is not a taste pleasing replacement for real milk"

Hell no its nasty , nasty , nasty ,,,, was going to use it myself as an alternative if I couldn't get fresh milk at Work,, but thankfully I didn't

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By *rock213Man  over a year ago

falkirk

Mine dont fart while commando in light coloured shorts ..........it was a shart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t tip flour over yourself outside. The wind blows it everywhere and it’s very messy!

Probably best to do any measurements inside x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't be in a hurry to rip your sister's knickers off the second you get into her bedroom.

Instead, take them off slowly. That way you won't tear them and you can discreetly place them at the bottom of her laundry basket, and she will never know you wore them

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Never play then trumpet when you have diarrhoea.

Humphrey Lyttelton

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