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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours
I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?  "
Would Tom Hardy do it for that? |
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"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours
I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?
Would Tom Hardy do it for that?"
I dunno ... I'll text him and find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours
I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?
Would Tom Hardy do it for that?
I dunno ... I'll text him and find out "
Omg omg omg you have his number?!!  |
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"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours
I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?
Would Tom Hardy do it for that?
I dunno ... I'll text him and find out
Omg omg omg you have his number?!! "
I will neither admit nor deny ... I promised him I wouldn't say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours
I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?
Would Tom Hardy do it for that?
I dunno ... I'll text him and find out
Omg omg omg you have his number?!!
I will neither admit nor deny ... I promised him I wouldn't say "
Swap ya for Kelly brook |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x"
You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-
I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me  |
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"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours
I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?
Would Tom Hardy do it for that?
I dunno ... I'll text him and find out
Omg omg omg you have his number?!!
I will neither admit nor deny ... I promised him I wouldn't say
Swap ya for Kelly brook "
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"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x
You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-
I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me "
Yet you never sent a postcard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours
Isn't that covered by council tax? "
Haha you’d think so! I pay enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x
You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-
I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me
Yet you never sent a postcard!"
I couldn't even afford the staps, let alone the postcard by the time the deal was struck. The airfare was one way, that's why I'm slowly making my way back, only travelling by night under the cover of darkness....even though most of the villages seem deserted for some reason...and even the animals run away when I cough ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x
You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-
You poor bastard I thought my life was bad but yours is on another level
I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x"
I hope she enjoyed your English opening. |
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By *eniorsxMan
over a year ago
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"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x"
Didn't you fancy digging her up yourself mate? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one
I'll do it 
Oh really
I want this in writing
Well I just wrote it on here 
You've got a long wait "
Damn! I'll grow a hymen by then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one
I'll do it
Oh really
I want this in writing
Well I just wrote it on here
You've got a long wait
Damn! I'll grow a hymen by then "
Well, it's only fair if you get to retake mine I get to retake yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one
I'll do it
Oh really
I want this in writing
Well I just wrote it on here
You've got a long wait
Damn! I'll grow a hymen by then
Well, it's only fair if you get to retake mine I get to retake yours "
Deal! |
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