Came across a 3 inch guy who had the thickest Base I've ever seen. More like a pyramid than a cock
Tried to get him to fuck me but about an inch went in before it was too thick.
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I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good. |
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"I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good. "
What would you think of a KitKat with no biscuit? Most people look at that as a win. |
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"I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good. "
Pmsl - every boys nightmare |
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"I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good.
What would you think of a KitKat with no biscuit? Most people look at that as a win. "
It would defeat the whole point of having a kitkat and you may as well of bought a yorkie (big brother of kitkat, same chocolate) |
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"I've had to do the one finger and thumb wank and he came after about 8 seconds. Wasn't worth the effort getting dressed "
That sounds like a nursery rhyme,
One finger and thumb and that’s when he cum and the effort I made wasn’t worth it. |
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"I've had to do the one finger and thumb wank and he came after about 8 seconds. Wasn't worth the effort getting dressed
That sounds like a nursery rhyme,
One finger and thumb and that’s when he cum and the effort I made wasn’t worth it. "
I’m more intrigued to know why you get dressed to wank someone off? |
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Now the thread said smallest cock you had well when I was younger we had bantam chickens and we had a cock that was very small for a rooster but when I read the OP's opening statement I realised I was in the wrong thread  |
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"I've had to do the one finger and thumb wank and he came after about 8 seconds. Wasn't worth the effort getting dressed
That sounds like a nursery rhyme,
One finger and thumb and that’s when he cum and the effort I made wasn’t worth it. "
You are certainly on good form today  |
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