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How many different names for having a wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So whilst we are all lying around at home amusing ourselves, what is your favourite name for having a wank?

Mine is 'having fun with with Rosie and her 5 daughters'...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://youtu.be/J00mSbQVDHU

You will enjoy this!

Thats fantastic I will be sharing this! "

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yank the plank

Spank the monkey

Knocking one out

Firing one off down the Kleenex motorway

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Throwing one over the thumb

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Visiting pam.

(Palm of the hand).

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By *ookMan over a year ago

london

5 knuckle shuffle... going for a Thomas (the tank)... slightly off topic... how about going for a p a n k... it’s the double of a poo and a wank combined very classy description.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just simply call it "getting my toys out"

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By *reeneggsandsamMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

A quickie off the wrist.

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Stroking the turkeys neck

Spank the monkey

Lobbing the spam javelin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Self love, I’m really rather good at it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I go for "a white knuckle ride" or to "pull myself round the bedroom"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I go for "a white knuckle ride" or to "pull myself round the bedroom"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubbing one out

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Having a Barclays (Bank)

Having a J Arthur (Rank)

A really really old slang term was Boxing a Jesuit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just simply call it "getting my toys out"

Now we all want to know which toys!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Flicking the bean

Slipping one off the wrist

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wristy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ham shank

A tug

Hands solo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Playing pocket billiards

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By *ave1976XXXMan over a year ago

newmarket

5 knuckle shuffle

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By *artinbobMan over a year ago

Leicester

Crack one off

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Your best friend - Hairy Pam!

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