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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines perfect
How do you know if you’ve not measured it? 
How the fuck do you measure it you plum!
With a tape measure obviously  "
 . Not one of them metal ones? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fanny size?
I mean how do you know you haven’t got a big one like a wizards sleeve or a donkeys yawn if you haven’t measured it?
Respect filters guys  "
Fuck me!!! I just spat my tea out reading this! Thanks OP!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines perfect
How do you know if you’ve not measured it?
How the fuck do you measure it you plum!
If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect? "
Because I’m Nora. I know everything  |
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"Mines perfect
How do you know if you’ve not measured it?
How the fuck do you measure it you plum!
With a tape measure obviously
. Not one of them metal ones? "
Yes, you can get them from Mansummers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines perfect
How do you know if you’ve not measured it?
How the fuck do you measure it you plum!
With a tape measure obviously
. Not one of them metal ones?
Yes, you can get them from Mansummers "
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Mines perfect
How do you know if you’ve not measured it?
How the fuck do you measure it you plum!
If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?
Because I’m Nora. I know everything "
You used the traffic cone measuring system didn’t you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines perfect
How do you know if you’ve not measured it?
How the fuck do you measure it you plum!
If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?
Because I’m Nora. I know everything
You used the traffic cone measuring system didn’t you? "
. That made me chuckle.
Sshhhhhhhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The general accepted terms are Sam.
Sam ain’t getting in there.
That’s a bit small for Sam
Sam would love that.
That’s a perfect Sam.
A Sam and a half.
Here, take the bar stool, Sams staying at the bar. |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Mines perfect
How do you know if you’ve not measured it?
How the fuck do you measure it you plum!
If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?
Because I’m Nora. I know everything
You used the traffic cone measuring system didn’t you?
. That made me chuckle.
Sshhhhhhhhhhhh"
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"See not one of you know
It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit "
Do you want the fanny at rest measurement, or maximum aperture diameter? I also only because I'm sure mine was way wider when I was pushing a human life out of it, but I kinda can't simulate that right now |
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"Can I ask are we talking diameter or length/depth ?? As this is important when deciding on tools?  "
Well I’d say us guys would like to know both as were expected to tell you both length and girth. If you need a hand measuring then give me a shout |
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"See not one of you know
It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit
Do you want the fanny at rest measurement, or maximum aperture diameter? I also only because I'm sure mine was way wider when I was pushing a human life out of it, but I kinda can't simulate that right now "
Both. Us guys want to know if you’re a grow’er or a show’er |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See not one of you know
It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit "
I am a bit coloured blind Mr Magenta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask are we talking diameter or length/depth ?? As this is important when deciding on tools?
Well I’d say us guys would like to know both as were expected to tell you both length and girth. If you need a hand measuring then give me a shout "
You will need one of those wheely things they use to measure the roads!! |
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"Can I ask are we talking diameter or length/depth ?? As this is important when deciding on tools?
Well I’d say us guys would like to know both as were expected to tell you both length and girth. If you need a hand measuring then give me a shout
You will need one of those wheely things they use to measure the roads!! "
A wheel barrow? |
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"It’s a conundrum as a lady part can go from “can’t fit a finger in there” to “no ones fell in yet” in a matter of minutes depending whose trying to get their finger in
Get the tape measure out "
Don’t be daft, it’s like a Cheddar Gorge down there  |
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"See not one of you know
It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit
Do you want the fanny at rest measurement, or maximum aperture diameter? I also only because I'm sure mine was way wider when I was pushing a human life out of it, but I kinda can't simulate that right now
Both. Us guys want to know if you’re a grow’er or a show’er "
I'm a grow'er then. Small and tidy at rest, but can open up enough to squeeze a giant headed 7lb 14oz human out at maximum yaw |
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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago
De12 area |
"It's really easy. Put a 9" cock inside, if it goes to the cervix entrance the vagina is 9". If it doesn't reach the cervix it's probably 10" "
I Think mine got shorter when the doc took away my cervix..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, you need some measuring courses to know
My tape measure is fucked "
Anyway apparently. more you thrust the more it opens. So let your imagination work lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, you need some measuring courses to know
Ask anyone’s mother, they’ve had head and shoulders "
Aren’t they use a tool to get the head & shoulders out ? |
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