Club newbie

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi guys,

A club virgin here and always wondered what it's like to attend one?

I.e, the etiquette etc.

I'm slightly reserved about going to one as I'm not sure how I would fit in (not exactly a Brad Pitt lookalike).

Any tips and tricks would be welcome.

Thank you.

By *emel9Man over a year ago

West Midlands

From what I know the clubs differ a bit as they all offer different things.....for example kestrels means you are naked a lot, plying or not.

But I think there are some things that are always the same.

1. There are always people of different ages, shapes and sizes....so chill.

2. Always be polite and respectful.

3. A no thank you is a no thank you, coming from you or others.

4. be yourself.

5. Don't rush take your time and chat to people.

6. Don't pester...ever.

Those are the first things that come to mind.