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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Every has at least one , might bring a smile to people this evening.
Little Johnny playing in the street with a bottle of acid, vicar coming by says I,ll swap you that acid for holy water, what good is holy water to me says Johnny, vicar replied, I rubbed this on a pregnant ladies tummy and she passed a baby, we'll says Johnny, I rubbed this on a dogs balls, and it passed a motorbike. |
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Little Johnny sitting in class teacher asks Johnny why were you absent from class yesterday? Johnny replies I was absent because my dad got burnt. Oh my God says the teacher is he ok ? Not really miss says Johnny they don't fuck about in the crematorium....  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!" |
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