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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

So, one person makes a wish and the next person corrupts that wish.. then places their own wish

Example; Wish i had a car!

Granted, but it constantly smells of old fish!

I'll start off the wishes with,

Wish i was at home in bed with Ann

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By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

Grantee but Ann no longer likes sex.

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By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

I wish I wasn't as awesome

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"I wish I wasn't as awesome "

Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company.

I wish I was 3 inches taller

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I wasn't as awesome

Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company.

I wish I was 3 inches taller"

You'd still.only be the height of an Action Man/Barbie doll.

I wish this covid disappeared

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By *shtimer05Man over a year ago

Dublin

"I wish I wasn't as awesome

Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company.

I wish I was 3 inches taller

You'd still.only be the height of an Action Man/Barbie doll.

I wish this covid disappeared"

Granted ! New virus comes in to fuck us even more harder.

I wish I had sex on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I wasn't as awesome

Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company.

I wish I was 3 inches taller

You'd still.only be the height of an Action Man/Barbie doll.

I wish this covid disappeared

Granted ! New virus comes in to fuck us even more harder.

I wish I had sex on the beach. "

You will but it will be the last sex you ever have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had a naughty lockdown buddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I had a naughty lockdown buddy"

Granted but he's gay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I was a real blonde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I was a real blonde "

Easier to hide the grey hairs

I wish I had a party mansion

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I wish I was a real blonde

Easier to hide the grey hairs

I wish I had a party mansion "

Granted but its for OAPs

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

I wish i had bigger boobs

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"I wish i had bigger boobs"

Granted! But you can never wear a bra again!

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

I wish we were in (non infected) Amsterdam

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By *shtimer05Man over a year ago

Dublin

"I wish we were in (non infected) Amsterdam"

Granted ! They close all the coffee shops and the red light district is closed too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I wish joy and happiness for all fabbers.

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"I wish joy and happiness for all fabbers."

Granted, but you'll never meet any of them again

I wish i had a wispa gold right now..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish joy and happiness for all fabbers.

Granted, but you'll never meet any of them again

I wish i had a wispa gold right now.. "

Granted but you're allergic to chocolate

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

You're supposed to follow with a wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're supposed to follow with a wish

Granted

Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, got distracted by work!!

I wish my eyesight was 20/20

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"You're supposed to follow with a wish

Granted

Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa

Granted but she repulses you.

I wish for the perfect body

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"You're supposed to follow with a wish

Granted

Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa

But she drops the hot cuppa on your groin

I wish i could be lying on a nude beach somewhere with hot sun on my skin

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By *shtimer05Man over a year ago

Dublin

"You're supposed to follow with a wish

Granted

Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa

But she drops the hot cuppa on your groin

I wish i could be lying on a nude beach somewhere with hot sun on my skin "

Granted ! But violent sea gulls pecking around !!!

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"You're supposed to follow with a wish

Granted

Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa

Granted but she repulses you.

I wish for the perfect body"

Granted but a face like the back of a bus

Still wish to be lying on a beach with the sun beaming down

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By *shtimer05Man over a year ago

Dublin

I wish to have a night strong whiskey right now !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, got distracted by work!!

I wish my eyesight was 20/20"

Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, got distracted by work!!

I wish my eyesight was 20/20

Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did

what's your wish dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, got distracted by work!!

I wish my eyesight was 20/20

Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did

what's your wish dear"

To take a flight to an isolated destination in the sun with you for the duration of this shutdown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, got distracted by work!!

I wish my eyesight was 20/20

Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did

what's your wish dear

To take a flight to an isolated destination in the sun with you for the duration of this shutdown"

Granted but my kids and the dog are coming too

I wish my feet were smaller

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, got distracted by work!!

I wish my eyesight was 20/20

Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did

what's your wish dear

To take a flight to an isolated destination in the sun with you for the duration of this shutdown

Granted but my kids and the dog are coming too

I wish my feet were smaller"

Granted but so is your brain

Kaizer wishes for an all over massage

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Your wish is granted but its from a guy

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Woody wishes for a busty brunette

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette "

Your wish is granted but its a guy

I wish for six pack stomach instead of a keg

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette

Your wish is granted but its a guy

I wish for six pack stomach instead of a keg "

Granted! But you have a phobia of removing your shirt

Im wishing for a ride come breaktime

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By *olm_irishMan over a year ago

Clonee

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette "

Granted but she's got multiple STD's

I wish I had a new Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette

Granted but she's got multiple STD's

I wish I had a new Ferrari"

Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.

I wish I lived in a house made of toffee

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette

Granted but she's got multiple STD's

I wish I had a new Ferrari

Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.

I wish I lived in a house made of toffee"

Granted but you've no teeth

I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette

Granted but she's got multiple STD's

I wish I had a new Ferrari

Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.

I wish I lived in a house made of toffee

Granted but you've no teeth

I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab "

Granted but all the goo has vanished

Kaizer wishes for live sport to return

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette

Granted but she's got multiple STD's

I wish I had a new Ferrari

Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.

I wish I lived in a house made of toffee

Granted but you've no teeth

I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab

Granted but all the goo has vanished

Kaizer wishes for live sport to return

Granted but it bores you.

I wish for world domination

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette

Granted but she's got multiple STD's

I wish I had a new Ferrari

Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.

I wish I lived in a house made of toffee

Granted but you've no teeth

I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab

Granted but all the goo has vanished

Kaizer wishes for live sport to return

Granted but it bores you.

I wish for world domination

Granted, but you are the only one left!

I wish i could proper fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woody wishes for a busty brunette

Granted but she's got multiple STD's

I wish I had a new Ferrari

Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.

I wish I lived in a house made of toffee

Granted but you've no teeth

I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab

Granted but all the goo has vanished

Kaizer wishes for live sport to return

Granted but it bores you.

I wish for world domination

Granted, but you are the only one left!

I wish i could proper fly"

Granted, but you are a proper Fly

Kaizer would like a vaccination for Covid-19

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

Kaizer would like a vaccination for Covid-19

Granted but your cock falls off

I wish I had a diamond ring

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

Kaizer would like a vaccination for Covid-19

Granted but your cock falls off

I wish I had a diamond ring "

Granted; but its stolen and you're wanted!

Wish i had a steak right now

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Granted but you have to eat it raw

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Wish I had some pussy to play with

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Wish I had some pussy to play with "

Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree

I wish for McDonalds to be still open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I had some pussy to play with

Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree

I wish for McDonalds to be still open "

Granted but its turned 100% vegan.

I wish I could join the mile high club

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Wish I had some pussy to play with

Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree

I wish for McDonalds to be still open

Granted but its turned 100% vegan.

I wish I could join the mile high club"

Granted but you get wedged in the jacks.

I wish I could be graceful

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By *shtimer05Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Wish I had some pussy to play with

Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree

I wish for McDonalds to be still open

Granted but its turned 100% vegan.

I wish I could join the mile high club

Granted but you get wedged in the jacks.

I wish I could be graceful "

Granted ! But you can only have graceful vanilla sex !

I wish I had a private jet !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted! But there’s no hangar staff working so you’re left outside the gate.

I wish I could see three months down the road when pubs reopen and no one has had a haircut!

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By *shtimer05Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Granted! But there’s no hangar staff working so you’re left outside the gate.

I wish I could see three months down the road when pubs reopen and no one has had a haircut! "

Granted ! But your fav pub closed down. And everyone is all trimmed and good looking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your wish please squire..?

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3.."

Granted! But it's New York time

I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3..

Granted! But it's New York time

I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with

Granted, you're sharing my basement with her

I wish I had long nails

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3..

Granted! But it's New York time

I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with

Granted, you're sharing my basement with her

I wish I had long nails"

Granted, but you can never apply nail polish to them

I wish for more wishes!

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3..

Granted! But it's New York time

I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with

Granted, you're sharing my basement with her

I wish I had long nails

Granted, but you can never apply nail polish to them

I wish for more wishes!"

Granted but they are all corrupted!

I wish for lustrous long locks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted, but the genie read cocks instead of locks.

I wish for a first verification on fab

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"Granted, but the genie read cocks instead of locks.

I wish for a first verification on fab"

Granted, but you get banned later that same day

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

Im wishing Ann is ready for me..

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By *shtimer05Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Im wishing Ann is ready for me..

Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"Im wishing Ann is ready for me..

Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes

I wish you knew how right you are

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

"Im wishing Ann is ready for me..

Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes

I wish you knew how right you are

Granted...he knows! Wish I got to sit in on one of yours and Ann's sessions .

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Im wishing Ann is ready for me..

Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes

I wish you knew how right you are

Granted...he knows! Wish I got to sit in on one of yours and Ann's sessions .

Granted but you have a blindfold on and can't see a thing

Wish for everyone to go to a big M&G when this is all over just to say hello to each other and then for everyone to get back to their normal sexy selves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but you have a blindfold on and can't see a thing

Wish for everyone to go to a big M&G when this is all over just to say hello to each other and then for everyone to get back to their normal sexy selves "

Granted! However, the dress code for everyone is "Disney Princesses"

I wish it could be Christmas every day

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"Granted but you have a blindfold on and can't see a thing

Wish for everyone to go to a big M&G when this is all over just to say hello to each other and then for everyone to get back to their normal sexy selves

Granted! However, the dress code for everyone is "Disney Princesses"

I wish it could be Christmas every day

granted but no decorations or presents

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

I wish i had my own gym

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple over a year ago

Louth

"I wish i had my own gym"

Granted; but its a nudist gym.