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ANY POETRY SKILLS LADS...?
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The planet will go kaputtt tonight 
...but seeing as Leo is here on FAB with us
He says that each man is allowed go out tonight
for 3 minutes to 3 hours of naughty fun
with any woman/TV/TS or man here   
PROVIDING he can write a verse of a poem
and have three other people give it the thumbs up
i.e (A poem/verse) and  by 3 different people
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So, lads there's a lot "riding" on your poetry skills here
...and ladies, TV's & TS's can we all be supportive of
the men writing a bit of poetry & making a sexy effort?
...Please and spanks
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Right, men on FAB
Who can man up & step up to the plate
and write a poem or at least a verse of???
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Now, here's the kicker
...After you write the poem
You have to dedicate it to another Fabber
i.e. Put their name down afterwards
(can be because you always fancied, appreciated
or want to make amends with them now)
So...
Let's hear your erotic funny cheeky naughty
or rosematic poetry skills now guys | |||
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Without sounding cliche or that I’m trying to chase,
Massage your neck but that might get you too aroused
As you sit comfy on the sofa in short skirt and silk blouse,
Or maybe I’ll whisper those words every woman longs to hear
“cat is fed, done the dishes, kids all in bed, dear!!”
And while I’ll tell the lads down the pub who is THE BOSS
On my knees here, in prayer position with every finger crossed,
Or maybe change tact to philosophy with “Love is all we need to make” 
As you look at your watch, sighing, aware of the next Corrie break,
For then we’ll get down to it when I remove tank top, Y-fronts & vest,
Ireland’s answer to Magic Mike about to give you his best
Job done, load shot, feeling a man, swaggering and all pumped with pride,
Four minutes twenty seven seconds, OUR LONGEST EVER RIDE!!! (Woo Hoo)
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Dedicated to DOM SEEKER & XXXANNA
2 lovely, loyal & great friends | |||
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"Spending a week in strict quarantine, Nobody else just me and my Queen, Tired from working but devoid of all fucks, We're binging on Netflix and the new Disney+, Til she gives me that look as she's chewing her lips And she whispers real low 'lets make more sex clips' Turn on the camera and strike a quick sexy pose As the bedroom floor gets all covered in clothes Going at it like animals she gives a moan and a scream Tomorrow the same, but with us on the screen So for days locked away its best to have your own queen, Best of Luck Getting Fucked And enjoy Quarantine!" ------------------------------- & who is poem dedicated to? | |||
"Spending a week in strict quarantine, Nobody else just me and my Queen, Tired from working but devoid of all fucks, We're binging on Netflix and the new Disney+, Til she gives me that look as she's chewing her lips And she whispers real low 'lets make more sex clips' Turn on the camera and strike a quick sexy pose As the bedroom floor gets all covered in clothes Going at it like animals she gives a moan and a scream Tomorrow the same, but with us on the screen So for days locked away its best to have your own queen, Best of Luck Getting Fucked And enjoy Quarantine! ------------------------------- & who is poem dedicated to?"My lovely other half of course | |||
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"To all the ladies of fab try to endure these hard times, What worse than our normal posts? When we put them in rhymes, I know its hard that we cant meet for a ride, But hey less waxing and veet there is always a bright side, For now its virtual fun sexting, camming and self love Cause this virus cant be stopping by slipping on the love glove, When this is all over everyone has plans, Thank christ we will all be able to stop using our own hands
"--------------- Well done mate!
Now dedicated to?? (drumroll ...) | |||
"To all the ladies of fab try to endure these hard times, What worse than our normal posts? When we put them in rhymes, I know its hard that we cant meet for a ride, But hey less waxing and veet there is always a bright side, For now its virtual fun sexting, camming and self love Cause this virus cant be stopping by slipping on the love glove, When this is all over everyone has plans, Thank christ we will all be able to stop using our own hands
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Well done mate!
Now dedicated to?? (drumroll ...) "We are ment to be looking after the elderly so caseylee | |||
"To all the ladies of fab try to endure these hard times, What worse than our normal posts? When we put them in rhymes, I know its hard that we cant meet for a ride, But hey less waxing and veet there is always a bright side, For now its virtual fun sexting, camming and self love Cause this virus cant be stopping by slipping on the love glove, When this is all over everyone has plans, Thank christ we will all be able to stop using our own hands
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Well done mate!
Now dedicated to?? (drumroll ...)
We are ment to be looking after the elderly so caseylee "Ya pup!!! | |||
What about haikus? | |||
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"The boy stood on the burning deck.. Eating red hot scollops.. One fell down his trousers.. And burnt him on the bollix.. "------------- Kipling would be proud
...There's an apple pie in there for you as well
(tough audience, I know...)
Great effort mate! | |||
"Rose's are Red And so are my lips When Covid19 is over Can I sit on your face and wiggle my hips "------------------------- Indeed you may
and I'm speaking for a legion of male Fabbers
when I say that
Who iwould you like to dedicate the poem to?? | |||
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"Oh how could I bring a smile to a sweet, sexy face?
Without sounding cliche or that I’m trying to chase,
Massage your neck but that might get you too aroused
As you sit comfy on the sofa in short skirt and silk blouse,
Or maybe I’ll whisper those words every woman longs to hear
“cat is fed, done the dishes, kids all in bed, dear!!”
And while I’ll tell the lads down the pub who is THE BOSS
On my knees here, in prayer position with every finger crossed,
Or maybe change tact to philosophy with “Love is all we need to make”
As you look at your watch, sighing, aware of the next Corrie break,
For then we’ll get down to it when I remove tank top, Y-fronts & vest,
Ireland’s answer to Magic Mike about to give you his best
Job done, load shot, feeling a man, swaggering and all pumped with pride,
Four minutes twenty seven seconds, OUR LONGEST EVER RIDE!!! (Woo Hoo)
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Dedicated to DOM SEEKER & XXXANNA
2 lovely, loyal & great friends " | |||
"To all the ladies of fab try to endure these hard times, What worse than our normal posts? When we put them in rhymes, I know its hard that we cant meet for a ride, But hey less waxing and veet there is always a bright side, For now its virtual fun sexting, camming and self love Cause this virus cant be stopping by slipping on the love glove, When this is all over everyone has plans, Thank christ we will all be able to stop using our own hands
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Sorry I like reading poetry. | |||
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(dedicated to one very sassy muse ) | |||
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" Great poem" ---------- Spanks lovely lady! | |||
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"There was a young lady from China Who had an itch in her vagina On lock-down for days She took it three ways On top, below and from behinda! Now what's my prize? "------------------------- Guessing behinda is a Fabber then 
So who would you like to dedicate you poem to??
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As you shiver and shudder alongside its humming noise
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Your jewelry box is regularly covered O-)
Occasionally bare sometimes in silk often in lace
With your hair tied up and neck on full view
Causes my sex drive and hormones to race
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Your box revealing itself to me on the outside
Leaving the nicest taste on my lips within
A place I want to open and discover
As we both immerse in sacred sin
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All excited your juices now flowing down
Trickling wonderfully into my mouth 
As your back arches in rhythmic unison
Leaving us both in little or no doubt 
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Your soft and wet jewelry box with wild secrets
A wonderful place to trust my jewels
As we rest our treasures here together
Laughing and playing now the two lustful fools
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(dedicated to my longest online friend
...the lovely Ms Lady )
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"Covid virus I'd rather Miley Cyrus To be here beside us As a have a lonely pull Man this shit is dull But also full of silver linings Laying tracks and chatting to Minxs Time to build roads and make links Between us Send a few mad winksez Do these things work I look like a jerk Fuck I'm dropping Americanisms Need some escapism Now back to scanning fab Man Tim has abs #notgay Anyway I'm On a mission for hedonism When this shit is over Find that 4 leaf clover Make a wish for a dirty dish Wish upon a pink moon Ladies see you soon For Miss Discreet, Inquisitive Lady, Vixen amongst others
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