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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so!what game we could play today?any ideas?
riddles? 
well,could play naked twister(was dreaming about it last night) 
but in current situation its impossible.
"cheeky grin "
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? |
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You have me today,
Tomorrow you'll have more
As your time passes,
I'm not easy to store
I don't take up space,
But I'm only in one place
I am what you saw,
But not what you see.
What am I?
now,be sensible |
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"she left me alone here today
nah,they are hobnobs
No thanks....share them out elsewhere though
fussy fecker 
Can't eat to much sugar fecker "
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"You have me today,
Tomorrow you'll have more
As your time passes,
I'm not easy to store
I don't take up space,
But I'm only in one place
I am what you saw,
But not what you see.
What am I?
now,be sensible "
Memories? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You have me today,
Tomorrow you'll have more
As your time passes,
I'm not easy to store
I don't take up space,
But I'm only in one place
I am what you saw,
But not what you see.
What am I?
now,be sensible
Memories?"
correct  |
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"I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
Pencil lead"
correct!...  want another apple?biscuit?  |
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" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Thats me as far as I know
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lol...thats a good one dribbler |
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By *og-ManMan
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A man leaves his apartment every morning at 8.00am
He lives on the 20th floor and it takes him 3 mins from his door to the outside world
He gets home at 6 every evening and gets the lift to the 7th floor and it takes him 25 mins to walk the rest of the way
Why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man leaves his apartment every morning at 8.00am
He lives on the 20th floor and it takes him 3 mins from his door to the outside world
He gets home at 6 every evening and gets the lift to the 7th floor and it takes him 25 mins to walk the rest of the way
Why?"
He is a dwarf and can only reach the 7th floor button |
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By *og-ManMan
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" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Thats me as far as I know
lol...thats a good one dribbler "
I'm a footballer....i dribble before I shoot |
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By *og-ManMan
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"A man leaves his apartment every morning at 8.00am
He lives on the 20th floor and it takes him 3 mins from his door to the outside world
He gets home at 6 every evening and gets the lift to the 7th floor and it takes him 25 mins to walk the rest of the way
Why?
He is a dwarf and can only reach the 7th floor button"
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Jimbo loves the moon, but hates the stars. He appreciates a set titties, but isn't keen on breasts. He'll take a look, but doesn't like to stare. What's Jimbo's craic?
This is an easy one, feel free to add some more. |
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My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
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"My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
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Violin |
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"My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
Violin"
correct |
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Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I? |
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In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I? |
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"In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I? "
A tree |
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"In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
A tree"
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