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SO, YOU'RE STANDING AT THE PEARLY GATES...
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
Envision this situation...
A mysterious something has taken hold of the planet
or at least a meet & greet that got a little too friendly  
...wiping out all the Fabbers as we shed our mortal coil
and float up to the freshly painted wrought Iron pearly gates...
Now,
St. Peter is sitting down on his little wet cloud 
shaking his head with the utterance of
"Dear oh dear oh dear God" 
...How would you explain your little time
& dalliances on FAB to him???
Remember, he knows ALL, yes ALL the crazy
sh*t we... I mean some (not me ..) of us got up to...
Please stand now & plead your case...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"None of your fecking business you sanctimonious prick... Let's talk about all the child killing and abusing and see who comes off as more morally dubious?!"  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company
You can keep me company anytime
Road trip once all this is over 
Come to Sligo "
Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company
You can keep me company anytime
Road trip once all this is over
Come to Sligo
Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all "
Yep |
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"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company
You can keep me company anytime
Road trip once all this is over
Come to Sligo
Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all "
You couldn't fecking find Sligo unless I was with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company
You can keep me company anytime
Road trip once all this is over
Come to Sligo
Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all
You couldn't fecking find Sligo unless I was with you!"
Don't worry I'll go pick them up |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company
You can keep me company anytime
Road trip once all this is over
Come to Sligo
Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all
You couldn't fecking find Sligo unless I was with you!"
Good point mind you I would to drive in Belfast so I'd have some hope |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"I'd tell Peter; you're very welcome for the show dear, ya durty perv watching everythin! now open up those gates if youd like to see another "
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Bit of reverse psychology  Good angle...  |
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I'd ask him to sell it to me.
Hey Peter, I have options here.
Give me an idea of what's behind those gates first.
Have a coffee while we chat, why don't you, whilst you explain, in detail, what's better beyond your gates, as opposed to the other gaff.
Then I'll consider it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno what you're on about OP. He'd only be too happy to let a good girl like me in!
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...Yes, both of us so
his two favourite virgins "
Pfft. Everyone knows you're a tramp! |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"I dunno what you're on about OP. He'd only be too happy to let a good girl like me in!
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...Yes, both of us so
his two favourite virgins
Pfft. Everyone knows you're a tramp! "
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Ohhhh cheeks on... I mean cheek of you! |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Look Pete, us saints have an understanding
We know that women need to be loved
and I was just there to provide a service 
As for what that woman put me through
and what you had to see I think you need
confession and a decade of the rosary
So, Petey tell Saint Tim EVERYTHING you saw
and could you say it in a nice french accent
while you're at it too!"
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Peter, great to meet you. Please don’t take offence but I’m obviously lost, can you direct me to where the fun guys are supposed to be? Thanks a bunch. I already do miss those sanctimonious do gooders with their airs and graces.
Toodles!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These 10 travellers all arrived at the Pearly gates and wanted to get into Heaven at the same time ,St.Peter told them to wait as he'd have to go and ask God if that was allowed , so after a while discussing it ,God decided it would be ok ,so St.Peter returned to tell them that it would be ok but returned to God and said .." they're gone "!!..." " What..all 10 "?? said God..." No..the fucking gates " replied St.Peter... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Envision this situation...
A mysterious something has taken hold of the planet
or at least a meet & greet that got a little too friendly
...wiping out all the Fabbers as we shed our mortal coil
and float up to the freshly painted wrought Iron pearly gates...
Now,
St. Peter is sitting down on his little wet cloud
shaking his head with the utterance of
"Dear oh dear oh dear God"
...How would you explain your little time
& dalliances on FAB to him???
Remember, he knows ALL, yes ALL the crazy
sh*t we... I mean some (not me ..) of us got up to...
Please stand now & plead your case...
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I have a golden ticket in my hand already
I dont need to worry lol |
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I'm just at the gate to pick up few fallen angels, they are taking a ride with me on a highway to Hell
And it was a long walk up this stairway to heaven Peter so be a sport and get a bottle of water for me.
Make sure it's sparkling not holy , don't want to set your office on fire .
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