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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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Was buying a tv last weekend in Harvey Norman
Keeping 2m from the woman in front and some bloke just walks in behind her
The 2 of us had a go at him and he couldn't understand why
I was polite but feck me some people are just thick
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right!
Here's the thing you are queuing waiting for whatever.
You respect the distance, standing 2 metres back!
Then some cocksucker waltzes up and skips cos there's a 2 metre gap that was never there before 
Oi!! Fuck off  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY
Actually that's a genius idea
Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente
Works every time 
Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long   "
You've done this before! |
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"Right!
Here's the thing you are queuing waiting for whatever.
You respect the distance, standing 2 metres back!
Then some cocksucker waltzes up and skips cos there's a 2 metre gap that was never there before
Oi!! Fuck off "
Happened to me yesterday in dunnes, i was waiting behind the yellow line as you do.. Several people just walking up to the tills because they look empty. Thankfully the cashier was in no mood and she ate the head off several people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY
Actually that's a genius idea
Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente
Works every time
Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long
You've done this before! "
Face mask, disposable gloves and sanitiser hahahaha Today in the florist shop Priceless how people behave. I had a choice to choose anything I wanted.
Love corvid actually  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have used " if my foot can kick your arse your too close" numpties in dunnes don't understand the lines on the ground, at least the staff are telling people off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right!
Here's the thing you are queuing waiting for whatever.
You respect the distance, standing 2 metres back!
Then some cocksucker waltzes up and skips cos there's a 2 metre gap that was never there before
Oi!! Fuck off
Happened to me yesterday in dunnes, i was waiting behind the yellow line as you do.. Several people just walking up to the tills because they look empty. Thankfully the cashier was in no mood and she ate the head off several people. "
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
Now in MALAGA (SPAIN) |
"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY
Actually that's a genius idea
Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente
Works every time
Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long
You've done this before!
Face mask, disposable gloves and sanitiser hahahaha Today in the florist shop Priceless how people behave. I had a choice to choose anything I wanted.
Love corvid actually "
You looked funny btw! Especially wearing the funny hat! Hahahaha
Can you buy me one please? Gracias |
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The biggest problem is people's spacial awareness. Some overestimate what 6 inches means and some use sky remotes as a measuring tool or to be more precise a tool measure.
Based on that, 2 metres is going to leave a hell of a gap...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest problem is people's spacial awareness. Some overestimate what 6 inches means and some use sky remotes as a measuring tool or to be more precise a tool measure.
Based on that, 2 metres is going to leave a hell of a gap...... "
Theres an experiment in that - how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY
Actually that's a genius idea
Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente
Works every time
Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long
You've done this before!
Face mask, disposable gloves and sanitiser hahahaha Today in the florist shop Priceless how people behave. I had a choice to choose anything I wanted.
Love corvid actually "
Yup I wear a mask and keeps everyone the fuck away from me I love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres
Approximately 10 
Did you measure already? "
From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres 
Do the math! |
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
Now in MALAGA (SPAIN) |
"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres
Approximately 10
Did you measure already?
From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres
Do the math! "
I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres
Approximately 10
Did you measure already?
From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres
Do the math!
I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know "
Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres
Approximately 10
Did you measure already?
From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres
Do the math!
I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know
Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now "
Can you measure it as well?
I do not have Sky  |
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I told 2 people the other day to fuck off because they would not keep there distance theres still people out there that wont keep there distance seen 2 people this morning nearly bumping into each other too busy looking at there phones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres
Approximately 10
Did you measure already?
From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres
Do the math!
I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know
Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now
Can you measure it as well?
I do not have Sky "
Its alot smaller than the standard remote Shhmokes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres
Approximately 10
Did you measure already?
From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres
Do the math!
I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know
Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now
Can you measure it as well?
I do not have Sky
Its alot smaller than the standard remote Shhmokes "
Hahahahaha
#naughty |
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"What do you say when someone breaches social distancing? "
I carry my dessert eagle BB gun on me all the time just in case someone gets in my space and yes it's fully loaded I just need to fire so my words would probably be down the lines of yippy ki yay mutha fucka |
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