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By *easingTim OP Man over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Sometimes it's the quirky habits or events in our lives that make us unique, individual & perfectly imperfect

Now, before I start humming the pina colada song here

Has anyone got 2 or 3 quirks about themselves that they'd like to share?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I teach Viking and mediaeval cooking

I have axe's swords and spears

And only female underwear no male underwear at all

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By *easingTim OP Man over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I teach Viking and mediaeval cooking

I have axe's swords and spears

And only female underwear no male underwear at all"

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Thanks for replying

Was beginning to wonder if you and me were the only two on Fab left with any quirks

Either that or it's just us two here while every one else is off praying atm

Good to see that you blend your feminine and masculine side in that way too

Would that be a fair assumption??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't tell the time on mechanical clock. Well I can, but I have to stare at it for a minute or two till i figure it out.

I also can't ride a bike. I did try to learn, but hit and mildly injured an elderly person while still learning so I stopped.

I can only donate blood from my left arm. Right arm struggles to give a quarter of a pint.

I don't want to have any children of my own. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I talk to myself...a lot

I can't swim.

I don't have a signature per se and write absolutely everything in block capitals.

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I can't donate blood because I lived in London in the 90s.

Apparently I could have Mad Cows issues!

And here was me thinking that was the wans you met in Temple Bar

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By *easingTim OP Man over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I can't tell the time on mechanical clock. Well I can, but I have to stare at it for a minute or two till i figure it out.

I also can't ride a bike. I did try to learn, but hit and mildly injured an elderly person while still learning so I stopped.

I can only donate blood from my left arm. Right arm struggles to give a quarter of a pint.

I don't want to have any children of my own. Ever. "

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I ended up in hospital learning how to ride my bike so could have been worse!

Who needs kids anyway??Inarticulate at the best of time, potty humour and pull their pants down at the most random occasion

Ohhh wait, sorry

... that's most men on Fab there!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im dyslexic.. but if you cant guess that from some of my posts ya might wanna get checked yourself.

I have won natinal awards as a scout.

I qualified as a massuse and never used it once

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"I can't tell the time on mechanical clock. Well I can, but I have to stare at it for a minute or two till i figure it out.

I also can't ride a bike. I did try to learn, but hit and mildly injured an elderly person while still learning so I stopped.

I can only donate blood from my left arm. Right arm struggles to give a quarter of a pint.

I don't want to have any children of my own. Ever.

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I ended up in hospital learning how to ride my bike so could have been worse!

Who needs kids anyway??Inarticulate at the best of time, potty humour and pull their pants down at the most random occasion

Ohhh wait, sorry

... that's most men on Fab there!!

most men, not all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I teach Viking and mediaeval cooking

I have axe's swords and spears

And only female underwear no male underwear at all

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Thanks for replying

Was beginning to wonder if you and me were the only two on Fab left with any quirks

Either that or it's just us two here while every one else is off praying atm

Good to see that you blend your feminine and masculine side in that way too

Would that be a fair assumption?? "

I have 1000s of books annuals comics and football programs.

Am a trained chef. But do a different job.

And I wear nighties in bed most nights.

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By *ulu00Woman over a year ago

Donegal

My biggest achievement was winning the credit union schools quiz

I can read playing cards

I dont know my left from my right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I own two motorcycles. That seems to shock/scare men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After a few days of social distancing I find I dont want children ever again

I have a sick sense of humour

I also apparently have a male brain trapped in a female body

These things may all be connected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't donate blood because I lived in London in the 90s.

Apparently I could have Mad Cows issues!

And here was me thinking that was the wans you met in Temple Bar

The restriction was lifted a few months ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't donate blood because I lived in London in the 90s.

Apparently I could have Mad Cows issues!

And here was me thinking that was the wans you met in Temple Bar

The restriction was lifted a few months ago"

*eased not lifted fully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I own two motorcycles. That seems to shock/scare men

Lots of men are threatened by the idea of something bigger between a woman's legs

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"After a few days of social distancing I find I dont want children ever again

I have a sick sense of humour

I also apparently have a male brain trapped in a female body

These things may all be connected

That explains a lot. Lee is just one of your split personalities?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After a few days of social distancing I find I dont want children ever again

I have a sick sense of humour

I also apparently have a male brain trapped in a female body

These things may all be connected

That explains a lot. Lee is just one of your split personalities?

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I have a tendency to fall over my own feet at times even tho they are small.

I use to be a biker and must be one of the only ones to ever come off going backwards in my defence I was the pillion that time tho

I have a fiery temper that I keep a lid on most of the time.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

I've never tasted alcohol.

I've never smoked, not even a puff.

I've broken my nose 3 times but never spent a night in hospital.

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By *eductively_SweetWoman over a year ago

wexford

I've hyper mobility therefore my legs can do things most ppl can't.

Im terrified of heights since i fainted off a small fence needed 5 stitches in the back of my head.

I'm also missing the top off one of my fingers to long a story.

Clumsy Is my middle name I have fallen over fresh air many times lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I missed learning long division in primary school...so never learned it.

I never eat chocolate before crisps.

I remember spaces/places, and could draw you a detailed map of childhood holiday homes but forget names and events from my life.

......it’s hard trying to remember all the times people have given me ‘that look’

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I can’t walk passed a tangled cable without unknotting it.

I can’t swim, this I hope to fix

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always open a packet of crisps at the top "

Only monsters open them at the bottom!

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I can’t walk passed a tangled cable without unknotting it.

I can’t swim, this I hope to fix

I always open a packet of crisps at the top "

Omg Ger I am shocked you open crisps at the bottom

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I can’t walk passed a tangled cable without unknotting it.

I can’t swim, this I hope to fix

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Omg Ger I am shocked you open crisps at the bottom

So so wrong

. And we were getting along so well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Only monsters open them at the bottom!

Where else would you open a packet but at the top

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Only monsters open them at the bottom!

Where else would you open a packet but at the top

At the bottom.

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I can’t walk passed a tangled cable without unknotting it.

I can’t swim, this I hope to fix

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Omg Ger I am shocked you open crisps at the bottom

So so wrong

. And we were getting along so well"

It may take me a while but I'll get over the shock.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"I can’t walk passed a tangled cable without unknotting it.

I can’t swim, this I hope to fix

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Omg Ger I am shocked you open crisps at the bottom

So so wrong

. And we were getting along so well

It may take me a while but I'll get over the shock.

Phew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always read the last chapter of a book first.

I eat my least fav thing of my plate first and so on, keeping my fav to last. I never mix things up on my plate.

I have no gagging reflex ........ or have i

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Only monsters open them at the bottom!

Where else would you open a packet but at the top

At the bottom.

That's just messed up

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Only monsters open them at the bottom!

Where else would you open a packet but at the top

At the bottom.

That's just messed up"

I’ve seen people open them from the back too, when will the insanity end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always open a packet of crisps at the top

Only monsters open them at the bottom!

Where else would you open a packet but at the top

At the bottom.

That's just messed up

I’ve seen people open them from the back too, when will the insanity end"

Hopefully there will be a government directive soon

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

It could only happen in Cork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I birthed my babies at home with no medical medical intervention.

I slated the roof of my own house.

I own 7 lemon trees

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

I can't wink .....YEs I said WINK

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I can't wink .....YEs I said WINK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't wink .....YEs I said WINK

Don't feel bad, Lee can't either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After a few days of social distancing I find I dont want children ever again

I have a sick sense of humour

I also apparently have a male brain trapped in a female body

These things may all be connected

Funny thing is am the opposite i did tests years ago and my brain is nearly more female.

As I seem to think more female.

The head doctor explain it by saying that I like my dick. But it wouldn't worry me if it was removed. Am more happy to be one of the girls then be in male company. So I put up with doing male stuff but would enjoy myself doing female stuff more if that makes sense.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"It could only happen in Cork

I know, we do things right down here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always read the last chapter of a book first.

I eat my least fav thing of my plate first and so on, keeping my fav to last. I never mix things up on my plate.

I have no gagging reflex ........ or have i

I know a way of testing that.....

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

I had trials for the irish team but i went and twisted my knee playing camogie and ended up on crutches

I was ranked no1 in ireland for 3 years

Ive been obsessed with the smell of bleach since i got pregnant with my first

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

My God some of the Quirks on here are unbelievable

It takes a brave person to talk about Dyslexia or their ability to write and I salute those that mentioned it.

Frankly some of the other ones are just funny but the one that jumped out at me was reading the last chapter of a book first...wow.

When i smoked years ago I could be smoking a major cigarette and could flip it into my mouth without putting it out and hide it inside on my tongue if a teacher came along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always read the last chapter of a book first.

I eat my least fav thing of my plate first and so on, keeping my fav to last. I never mix things up on my plate.

I have no gagging reflex ........ or have i

I know a way of testing that.....

I thought you might!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer was born....

And today he's is an awesome vision of beauty!

End of story

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv never had any piercings

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I can wiggle my ears without touching them.

It may be a bit donkey like but then so is my penis.

Actually no, it's not..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kaizer was born....

And today he's is an awesome vision of beauty!

End of story

Yes he is!!!!

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By *unninglinguist600Man over a year ago

belfast

Chocolate bars ,biscuit bars ECT I open in a particular way and when done fold in a particular way before putting in the bin.

I detest peas and will not touch a plate of food that has them on it,in a resteraunt plate is sent back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I'm asleep my right foot twitches, or so I'm told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kaizer was born....

And today he's is an awesome vision of beauty!

End of story

Yes he is!!!!"

Kaiser needs no validation from the masses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kaizer was born....

And today he's is an awesome vision of beauty!

End of story

Yes he is!!!!"

Your honesty is refreshing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kaizer was born....

And today he's is an awesome vision of beauty!

End of story

Yes he is!!!!

Kaiser needs no validation from the masses

You better fucking believe it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This might freak some people out so don't say you weren't warned..

... I have never watched an episode of Game of Thrones..

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent."

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This might freak some people out so don't say you weren't warned..

... I have never watched an episode of Game of Thrones.."

You're better off

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

You haven't heard shit until you hear 'Alter of Sacrifice' in a Yorkshire accent

Enter t' Realm of Satan \m/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

You haven't heard shit until you hear 'Alter of Sacrifice' in a Yorkshire accent

Enter t' Realm of Satan \m/"

Or Brooklyn Zoo in cockney.... Its like Danny Dyer has tourettes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate beans.

I have to remove all the chocolate off a twix before I eat it.

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

You haven't heard shit until you hear 'Alter of Sacrifice' in a Yorkshire accent

Enter t' Realm of Satan \m/

Or Brooklyn Zoo in cockney.... Its like Danny Dyer has tourettes

I'd say you sound like a right 'ard nut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

You haven't heard shit until you hear 'Alter of Sacrifice' in a Yorkshire accent

Enter t' Realm of Satan \m/

Or Brooklyn Zoo in cockney.... Its like Danny Dyer has tourettes

I'd say you sound like a right 'ard nut"

Like yer man off the ads!?

What's his name? He was in a few movies

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

You haven't heard shit until you hear 'Alter of Sacrifice' in a Yorkshire accent

Enter t' Realm of Satan \m/

Or Brooklyn Zoo in cockney.... Its like Danny Dyer has tourettes

I'd say you sound like a right 'ard nut

Like yer man off the ads!?

What's his name? He was in a few movies

Ray Winston mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

You haven't heard shit until you hear 'Alter of Sacrifice' in a Yorkshire accent

Enter t' Realm of Satan \m/

Or Brooklyn Zoo in cockney.... Its like Danny Dyer has tourettes

I'd say you sound like a right 'ard nut

Like yer man off the ads!?

What's his name? He was in a few movies

Ray Winston mate"

Dats im geeza, a right ard John

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

"I find myself saying things in a Yorkshire accent quite a bit.

I sometimes even sing songs with a Yorkshire accent.

Kaizer does cockney Geeeeeza

You haven't heard shit until you hear 'Alter of Sacrifice' in a Yorkshire accent

Enter t' Realm of Satan \m/

Or Brooklyn Zoo in cockney.... Its like Danny Dyer has tourettes

I'd say you sound like a right 'ard nut

Like yer man off the ads!?

What's his name? He was in a few movies

Ray Winston mate

Dats im geeza, a right ard John

'ave it

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By *rsmiley69Man over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

I’ve a silver medal from a national photography competition, i can bend my thumb back 90 degrees without touching it, an i can get tearful at the simplest of things (not something you expect from a biker)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"This might freak some people out so don't say you weren't warned..

... I have never watched an episode of Game of Thrones.."

You are not alone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate beans.

I have to remove all the chocolate off a twix before I eat it.

I do this with peanut M&Ms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve a silver medal from a national photography competition, i can bend my thumb back 90 degrees without touching it, an i can get tearful at the simplest of things (not something you expect from a biker)"

Awwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My God some of the Quirks on here are unbelievable

It takes a brave person to talk about Dyslexia or their ability to write and I salute those that mentioned it.

Frankly some of the other ones are just funny but the one that jumped out at me was reading the last chapter of a book first...wow.

When i smoked years ago I could be smoking a major cigarette and could flip it into my mouth without putting it out and hide it inside on my tongue if a teacher came along "

The book thing is a bit mad isn’t it?!

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

By the way there's a woman on here that can drink from a bottle of Jameson while its balanced on her boobs....the very definition of quirky.

I'm sure theres a few that can drink a pint doing the same thing but never seen a picture ( hint )

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"By the way there's a woman on here that can drink from a bottle of Jameson while its balanced on her boobs....the very definition of quirky.

I'm sure theres a few that can drink a pint doing the same thing but never seen a picture ( hint )"

I can wana see

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"By the way there's a woman on here that can drink from a bottle of Jameson while its balanced on her boobs....the very definition of quirky.

I'm sure theres a few that can drink a pint doing the same thing but never seen a picture ( hint )

I can wana see

Yes please ...pretty please with a creme egg on top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mashed potatoes with my dinner every day regardless of what I’m having

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By *amalusMan over a year ago

Tullamore

Due to a one hour lesson, I have a decent idea of how to fly a plane.

I also can almost never say the word "Anonymous" or any variation of it on the first try.

I say "Oh dear" way more than a lad my age should

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I have mashed potatoes with my dinner every day regardless of what I’m having "

What happens when your having fish and chips or a chinese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have mashed potatoes with my dinner every day regardless of what I’m having

What happens when your having fish and chips or a chinese "

Break out the lunch box I guess

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By *ohn8210tCouple over a year ago

Warwick

I Fiona , love my anus rubbed more than having my clit played with. Are there any others like me or am I alone??x

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

Galway

"I birthed my babies at home with no medical medical intervention.

I slated the roof of my own house.

I own 7 lemon trees"

I'm very impressed!

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

Galway

I arrange the books on my bookshelves in order of size. It looks better.

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By *easingTim OP Man over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I Fiona , love my anus rubbed more than having my clit played with. Are there any others like me or am I alone??x"

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Ahhhh now fiona

When I started the thread I was expecting something

like a beer mat collection or kicking a wall with both feet "to feel balanced"

but this now

ONLY MESSING!

If it's a quirky fact do share ...thanks!!!!

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I Fiona , love my anus rubbed more than having my clit played with. Are there any others like me or am I alone??x"

Id imagine you won't be alone for much longer when more people read this Fiona

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't sleep alone in the Dark..

I cant swim and am not comfortable in water..

I have 1 ball(everyone knows this)

My left nipple is bigger than my right..

I can weld with both hands..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have mashed potatoes with my dinner every day regardless of what I’m having

What happens when your having fish and chips or a chinese "

I’m having mash on the side

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By *yesgreenMan over a year ago

north and south

"I have mashed potatoes with my dinner every day regardless of what I’m having

What happens when your having fish and chips or a chinese

I’m having mash on the side "
Cant give blood from either arm as not enough haemoglobin , small heart so has to beat faster then normal murmur as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love milk but will only drink it after taking it straight out of the fridge ,will not drink milk if it's already been on the table.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i don't like when my food touches

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"i don't like when my food touches

Touchs what...you mean on your plate

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

I am ambidextrous. I can also tie a lemon rind in a knot using just my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't drive at the correct speed if the car displays kilometers. I convert speed signs in into miles as i drive.

Pity that excuse and my weak mathematical brain wasn't accepted by the judge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This might freak some people out so don't say you weren't warned..

... I have never watched an episode of Game of Thrones.."

Never seen any myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm sounds likes too much suction.... please dont get it stuck in your throat.

Cant write c h o k e. Fab rule apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm exceptionally good at tongue twisters!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm exceptionally good at tongue twisters! "

Two witches watching two swiss wrist watches , which witch watches which swiss wrist watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm exceptionally good at tongue twisters!

Two witches watching two swiss wrist watches , which witch watches which swiss wrist watch."

Well I mean... Anyone can type it...

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose "

Actually spat out coffee reading that (and my balls jumped a bit )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm exceptionally good at tongue twisters!

Two witches watching two swiss wrist watches , which witch watches which swiss wrist watch.

Well I mean... Anyone can type it... "

I do enjoy an auld tongue twister myself. I had that one down without using the word 'swiss' Someone added 'swiss' and now im tongue tied

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose "

Oh you so need to do a video of that

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Oh you so need to do a video of that

Oh I need to see that video Bo

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By *winger212Woman over a year ago

Live in spain

I went to clown training and then worked as a clown.

I have 1 black hair that keeps growing back long on my cleavage, turns out my 4 sisters also have 1 hair growth in the same place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I arrange the books on my bookshelves in order of size. It looks better. "

I arrange mine from the date they have been published

Good to know Im not alone

Im scared to drive alone after car crash I had a few years ago but if I have my mum, sister or friend as passangers... Be careful! Full speed!

I have never been d*unk until Ive met Petite Rosy

We have met in Malaga, went out and she asked me to taste a bit of this and that. I haven't had hangover, she had

Magic

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I went to clown training and then worked as a clown.

I have 1 black hair that keeps growing back long on my cleavage, turns out my 4 sisters also have 1 hair growth in the same place. "

Sorry I've spent 30 minutes going through your pics...still can't find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can speak some klingon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Actually spat out coffee reading that (and my balls jumped a bit )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Oh you so need to do a video of that

That made me giggle Bo.....

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By *winger212Woman over a year ago

Live in spain

"I went to clown training and then worked as a clown.

I have 1 black hair that keeps growing back long on my cleavage, turns out my 4 sisters also have 1 hair growth in the same place.

Sorry I've spent 30 minutes going through your pics...still can't find it

I guess you should go back and look at each pic closer

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I went to clown training and then worked as a clown.

I have 1 black hair that keeps growing back long on my cleavage, turns out my 4 sisters also have 1 hair growth in the same place.

Sorry I've spent 30 minutes going through your pics...still can't find it

I guess you should go back and look at each pic closer"

Can't even see a rabbit never mind a hare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i don't like when my food touches

Touchs what...you mean on your plate "

when they touch eachother. meat away from veg. no veg touching each other. have to dish up my own dinner when dee is cooking or i'd crack up

and salad can be a bit of a nightmare for me

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"i don't like when my food touches

Touchs what...you mean on your plate

when they touch eachother. meat away from veg. no veg touching each other. have to dish up my own dinner when dee is cooking or i'd crack up

and salad can be a bit of a nightmare for me

Jesus what do you use as a plate..

It must be like one of the ones with all the compartments on it like a prison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i don't like when my food touches

Touchs what...you mean on your plate

when they touch eachother. meat away from veg. no veg touching each other. have to dish up my own dinner when dee is cooking or i'd crack up

and salad can be a bit of a nightmare for me

Jesus what do you use as a plate..

It must be like one of the ones with all the compartments on it like a prison

no it's a normal dinner plate. it's strange and semi OCDish but i'm not the only person that does it. my sister who suffers from OCD habits does the same. even eats her food in a certain order

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive a bit of OCD and am very competitive

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By *affa31Woman over a year ago

Galway

I have a phobia of wrists but I’m ok with bracelets and cuffs

I read lord of the rings once a year

I did the majority of a PhD and then walked away without finishing...best decision I made

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By *etergemmaCouple over a year ago

South Dublin Area

1. I'm not a huge ice cream fan.

2. I can't drink gin after food.

3. Everytime I travel for work I get diverted or delayed without fail.

4. I need to look at the needle going into my arm when getting blood taken.

Gemma x

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

I have an intense fear of ketchup (mortuusequusphobia).

I am in the first generation of ipod users to go deaf from listening to the music too loud.

I never find silences uncomfortable and sometimes get into moods where I just don't want to verbally communicate.

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

Congratulations...I'm sure a lot of hard work when into them.

I have an all Ireland medal also and I think possibly in the same discipline

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I can't whistle.

McDonald's fries taste great dipped in ice cream.

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I have a phobia of wrists but I’m ok with bracelets and cuffs

I read lord of the rings once a year

I did the majority of a PhD and then walked away without finishing...best decision I made

Jaffa I'm not sure if you read the books before or after the fims came out.

If you have seen the films when you're reading the books now do you see the characters as the actors that played them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I own two motorcycles. That seems to shock/scare men

Definitely not me I am in the process of getting mine back together, what bike do you have?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shadow 750 and bmw r1100. Shadow is my baby the bm is inherited but beaut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read angel cards.

I hate brussels sprouts.

Ive an almighty fear of kneecaps.

I cant wink

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman over a year ago

South Dub

Apparently I turn like a dog before I sit down

I absolutely love Brussel sprouts but despise peas

Smell of fish makes me want to vomit

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By *illbillMan over a year ago

dublin

Im ambidextrous

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell"

If I told you id have to kill ya.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

Congratulations...I'm sure a lot of hard work when into them.

I have an all Ireland medal also and I think possibly in the same discipline "

Ohhhhh.

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

McDonald's fries taste great dipped in ice cream.

Are you pregnant Sparks?

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I used to be really tall but the lovely ladies have worn me down

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

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By *etergemmaCouple over a year ago

South Dublin Area

[Removed by poster at 19/03/20 23:48:37]

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I used to be really tall but the lovely ladies have worn me down

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling "

Sexy

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

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By *etergemmaCouple over a year ago

South Dublin Area

"I read angel cards.

I hate brussels sprouts.

Ive an almighty fear of kneecaps.

I cant wink

Kneecaps

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

Yoser... And so what?!

Wrestling in the whipped cream probably more interesting for you

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

Yoser... And so what?!

Wrestling in the whipped cream probably more interesting for you

Jasus, I just came a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

Yoser... And so what?!

Wrestling in the whipped cream probably more interesting for you

Jasus, I just came a little

Take a deep breath Yoser!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

Yoser... And so what?!

Wrestling in the whipped cream probably more interesting for you

Wrestling in cream? You'd need more than a can so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

Yoser... And so what?!

Wrestling in the whipped cream probably more interesting for you

Wrestling in cream? You'd need more than a can so.

I think yummy will be wrestling in strawberry jello

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Karate? Jujitsu? Aikido?

Boxing?!

Eh, mud wrestling

Sexy

Durty

Yoser... And so what?!

Wrestling in the whipped cream probably more interesting for you

Wrestling in cream? You'd need more than a can so.

I think yummy will be wrestling in strawberry jello

Good there was someone else to post what I had in mind at the "fight, fight,fight" stage of this thread .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have no sense of smell and very little taste.

I'm terrifed of fire and I have over 15 surgical scars

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I have no sense of smell and very little taste.

I'm terrifed of fire and I have over 15 surgical scars

No its no good I cant see any of them..

Hope the surgery wasn't to painful and that you made a full recovery

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

I always swap my knife and fork to the opposite hand.

I future sight alot and am 100% sure its a psychic ability.

I suffer from misophonia especially when it relates to chewing.

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By *easingTim OP Man over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I lost my virginity when I was 27 as I was going to wait

until I was married

(...Well that was the plan anyway

)

Thankfully by that age I had my first serious relationship

and she was the feckin ruination of me!

...God I miss her so much

----------------------------

I used to collect beer glasses (...yes, I bought mine

)

from every foreign city that I visited

but stopped doing that as I don't drink anymore

----------------------------

I accidently ended up in a cult

Yes true

The website looked nice and I signed up for courses

only to listen to their Doomsday warnings

Anyway, according to them the world was supposed to

be in a crises about 8 years ago...

so they're a bit off the mark when you think about it

-----------------------------

I've performed a show in Los Vegas

...yes, in a Hotel and not on the street smart ass

-----------------------------

I write literotic poems as a hobby...

as once I had the date from hell

and instead of sending a bitchy text to her

I decided to put it in poetic verse & sent it off

only to get the reply...

"OH MY GOD NO ONE'S EVER

WRITTEN A POEM FOR ME"

... so that little plan backfired

Anyway, after loads of poems back and forth

she became my muse & I hers

We went out for a good few months after that

She was a burly dancer

& like my first gf

she too was the feckin ruination of me

...which is probably why I ended up here on FAB

in hopes of finding a nice normal girl

--------------------

Anyway, all of what I've written is 100% true

...but apart from all the above,

There's nothing really quirky about me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my virginity when I was 27 as I was going to wait

until I was married

(...Well that was the plan anyway

)

Thankfully by that age I had my first serious relationship

and she was the feckin ruination of me!

...God I miss her so much

----------------------------

I used to collect beer glasses (...yes, I bought mine

)

from every foreign city that I visited

but stopped doing that as I don't drink anymore

----------------------------

I accidently ended up in a cult

Yes true

The website looked nice and I signed up for courses

only to listen to their Doomsday warnings

Anyway, according to them the world was supposed to

be in a crises about 8 years ago...

so they're a bit off the mark when you think about it

-----------------------------

I've performed a show in Los Vegas

...yes, in a Hotel and not on the street smart ass

-----------------------------

I write literotic poems as a hobby...

as once I had the date from hell

and instead of sending a bitchy text to her

I decided to put it in poetic verse & sent it off

only to get the reply...

"OH MY GOD NO ONE'S EVER

WRITTEN A POEM FOR ME"

... so that little plan backfired

Anyway, after loads of poems back and forth

she became my muse & I hers

We went out for a good few months after that

She was a burly dancer

& like my first gf

she too was the feckin ruination of me

...which is probably why I ended up here on FAB

in hopes of finding a nice normal girl

--------------------

Anyway, all of what I've written is 100% true

...but apart from all the above,

There's nothing really quirky about me

Wow what a read! Loved every line

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I lost my virginity when I was 27 as I was going to wait

until I was married

(...Well that was the plan anyway

)

Thankfully by that age I had my first serious relationship

and she was the feckin ruination of me!

...God I miss her so much

----------------------------

I used to collect beer glasses (...yes, I bought mine

)

from every foreign city that I visited

but stopped doing that as I don't drink anymore

----------------------------

I accidently ended up in a cult

Yes true

The website looked nice and I signed up for courses

only to listen to their Doomsday warnings

Anyway, according to them the world was supposed to

be in a crises about 8 years ago...

so they're a bit off the mark when you think about it

-----------------------------

I've performed a show in Los Vegas

...yes, in a Hotel and not on the street smart ass

-----------------------------

I write literotic poems as a hobby...

as once I had the date from hell

and instead of sending a bitchy text to her

I decided to put it in poetic verse & sent it off

only to get the reply...

"OH MY GOD NO ONE'S EVER

WRITTEN A POEM FOR ME"

... so that little plan backfired

Anyway, after loads of poems back and forth

she became my muse & I hers

We went out for a good few months after that

She was a burly dancer

& like my first gf

she too was the feckin ruination of me

...which is probably why I ended up here on FAB

in hopes of finding a nice normal girl

--------------------

Anyway, all of what I've written is 100% true

...but apart from all the above,

There's nothing really quirky about me

So funny well done Tim

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn"

We could stream It live... make a fortune... desperate times ,desperate measures and all that

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn

We could stream It live... make a fortune... desperate times ,desperate measures and all that

Oh for sure. Is it gonna b like foxy boxing lol

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn

We could stream It live... make a fortune... desperate times ,desperate measures and all that

Oh for sure. Is it gonna b like foxy boxing lol"

Foxy boxing/fab fighting . Ill get my people to call your people.

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn

We could stream It live... make a fortune... desperate times ,desperate measures and all that

Oh for sure. Is it gonna b like foxy boxing lol

Foxy boxing/fab fighting . Ill get my people to call your people.

cool cool. thank god i ordered my exercise bands

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn

We could stream It live... make a fortune... desperate times ,desperate measures and all that

Oh for sure. Is it gonna b like foxy boxing lol

Foxy boxing/fab fighting . Ill get my people to call your people.

cool cool. thank god i ordered my exercise bands"

Hee hee

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn

We could stream It live... make a fortune... desperate times ,desperate measures and all that

Oh for sure. Is it gonna b like foxy boxing lol

Foxy boxing/fab fighting . Ill get my people to call your people.

cool cool. thank god i ordered my exercise bands

Hee hee

Even if the fight dont happen ill have amazing thighs and arse by the summer lmao

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By *easingTim OP Man over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I lost my virginity when I was 27 as I was going to wait

until I was married

(...Well that was the plan anyway

)

Thankfully by that age I had my first serious relationship

and she was the feckin ruination of me!

...God I miss her so much

----------------------------

I used to collect beer glasses (...yes, I bought mine

)

from every foreign city that I visited

but stopped doing that as I don't drink anymore

----------------------------

I accidently ended up in a cult

Yes true

The website looked nice and I signed up for courses

only to listen to their Doomsday warnings

Anyway, according to them the world was supposed to

be in a crises about 8 years ago...

so they're a bit off the mark when you think about it

-----------------------------

I've performed a show in Los Vegas

...yes, in a Hotel and not on the street smart ass

-----------------------------

I write literotic poems as a hobby...

as once I had the date from hell

and instead of sending a bitchy text to her

I decided to put it in poetic verse & sent it off

only to get the reply...

"OH MY GOD NO ONE'S EVER

WRITTEN A POEM FOR ME"

... so that little plan backfired

Anyway, after loads of poems back and forth

she became my muse & I hers

We went out for a good few months after that

She was a burly dancer

& like my first gf

she too was the feckin ruination of me

...which is probably why I ended up here on FAB

in hopes of finding a nice normal girl

--------------------

Anyway, all of what I've written is 100% true

...but apart from all the above,

There's nothing really quirky about me

So funny well done Tim

-------------------------

Seriously, every word bar

the on Fab looking for a normal girl

part

is 100% all true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a massive Harry Potter nerd and read the books at least twice a year

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I have two all Ireland titles and a world title. And no I'm not telling you in what.

ah go on tell tell

If I told you id have to kill ya.

U can try

Fight ,fight fight

Lets get it onnnnnnnnn

We could stream It live... make a fortune... desperate times ,desperate measures and all that

Oh for sure. Is it gonna b like foxy boxing lol

Foxy boxing/fab fighting . Ill get my people to call your people.

cool cool. thank god i ordered my exercise bands

Hee hee

Even if the fight dont happen ill have amazing thighs and arse by the summer lmao"

Every cloud ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My second toe is longer than my big toe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't go into pet shop in case there's gerbils rabbits or any hairy things in there yucky

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By *umpkinnMan over a year ago

Dublin

I'm righthanded and broke my right arm as a kid. For the entire recovery i had to learn to do everything with my left, then quickly went back to using my right when the cast came off. Only for some reason after that I still use my left hand to hold myself while peeing

I could live without my left if changing gears and willy aiming was not required.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *p_for_a_laffMan over a year ago

city

I'm colour blind cant see the difference between certain colours

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"I'm colour blind cant see the difference between certain colours "

Red/green colour blind here, very unusual for a female.

Also for the past 30 or so years, I've checked under my pillow every night for spiders. Never found one

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By *p_for_a_laffMan over a year ago

city

"I'm colour blind cant see the difference between certain colours

Red/green colour blind here, very unusual for a female.

Also for the past 30 or so years, I've checked under my pillow every night for spiders. Never found one

Never came across a woman colour blind know lots of guys that are I'm red green aswell

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"I'm colour blind cant see the difference between certain colours

Red/green colour blind here, very unusual for a female.

Also for the past 30 or so years, I've checked under my pillow every night for spiders. Never found one

Never came across a woman colour blind know lots of guys that are I'm red green aswell "

Yeah, red/green is common in men, all my male family members have it as well. My brother can't distinguish traffic lights, i'm a lot milder than that but would still fail a colour blindness test.

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By *p_for_a_laffMan over a year ago

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"I'm colour blind cant see the difference between certain colours

Red/green colour blind here, very unusual for a female.

Also for the past 30 or so years, I've checked under my pillow every night for spiders. Never found one

Never came across a woman colour blind know lots of guys that are I'm red green aswell

Yeah, red/green is common in men, all my male family members have it as well. My brother can't distinguish traffic lights, i'm a lot milder than that but would still fail a colour blindness test."

I'm only mild aswell I can tell the difference between the traffic lights but have failed 2 colour blind tests when I went for medical tests for jobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm right handed, but while I'm eating I hold my knife with my left hand and my fork with my right for some inexplicable reason.

I've never taken any drugs whatsoever- I'm always happy and upbeat, so I guess my brain probably produces more serotonin than most folk.

I've never paid for sex with a prostitute-

I've never put a bet on a horse- The only people who make money outta horse racing are the owners, the trainer's, the jockies, and the bookmakers.

I've never attended a football, rugby, or GAA match- no footballing genes in my DNA thankfully.

I took one puff of cigarette when I was three years old, the acrid burning taste in my throat was enough to convince me anyone who smokes is a pure idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having alone time three times a week isn't that bad... But a cuddle wouldn't do any harm either

I am right hand but I use the left to smash Willie

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I spend all my days doing

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